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    Stuck waiting for a delivery I have to sign for and no idea when it’s coming. Pair that with WiFi that keeps randomly going out and….booored…..
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    I started Doom Eternal for the first time ever tonight. Played for maybe an hour and just got bored with it.
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    Crashes kids’ birthday parties and steals all the cake and gifts while wearing a chicken suit.
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    I’m actually okay with that. My problem is the people who just wanna make themselves look good.
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    People who “like” their own posts on any social media platforms deserve to be permanently banned. This kind of desperation is just pathetic.
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    Spaghetti
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    Once streaked in front of the Capitol building.
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    And today would’ve been my dad’s 66th. Not the best week for me.
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    Breaks into a lavish Broadway number whenever a cop asks “Do you know why I pulled you over here today?”
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    Music, TV, and video games just hit better at night. This is probably more of a stupid opinion but I don’t care.
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    Fried pork chop and corn.
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    Is forming a real-life Ghostbusters group, with proton packs and everything.
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    Happy birthday, everybody.
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    First album is due this summer. The title is “wow ok let party”.
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    Not really sure why I stay with a bank where my account has been hacked at least twice. Keep kicking my ass, life. All you’re doing is bringing out my dark side.
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    Connected that water hose to a tanker full of vinegar.
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    Is directing Doomer’s foot smut movie. They’re in talks to make a franchise out of it.
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    Wears a luchador mask around town.
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    Yells "Jumpin' Joseph Gilligan!" whenever he stubs his toes.
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    I’ll be so glad when my new phone arrives Wednesday. This one’s been on its last leg for a pretty long while now.
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    Wrote The Seight Song over one weekend with a pencil and a fifth of vodka.
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