The_annoying_one

Is working on modding GTA: Vice City, and replacing all of the main characters with Flintstones characters.

Absolutely swears that the best way to eat hamburgers is with a whisk and a pair of tongs.

Thinks buffalo sauce is what buffaloes make when they pee.

Microwaved some chicken flavored chow mein.

Hosted a Super Bowl party, but made all the guests watch a marathon of The Real Housewives of New Jersey instead.

I’m really not sure which is worse: Is it the fact that I put my entire day on hold because someone said they were coming over, just for them to completely ghost me? Or is it that I fully expected this bullshit to happen?

Tried to take the bar exam, but quit when he learned it has nothing to do with metal.

Prefers to change into an entirely different outfit every hour of every day, because it keeps people guessing.

Does exactly the same thing, but just to take advantage of the concession stand every night.

Clearly AI-generated music, being marketed as hard rock, but sounds more like generic country music. There’s a sentence I never thought I would type out, but this is my current YouTube reality, and I don’t know why. I just know I absolutely hate it.

Spaghetti, but with elbow macaroni and plenty of cheese.

Did I really forget to buy the one thing I absolutely needed…again? Fuck me…

You can go ahead and add me to the list too.

I am the self-proclaimed king of stupid decisions tonight. I should probably just cut my losses and throw in the towel, but I’m nothing if not stubborn.

Another generic TV dinner I’m aiming to live forever with all this processed garbage, just in case it’s not obvious. Nah, I’m just lazy and need to get to the store eventually.

Watching people viciously argue online over the most trivial things will never not be funny to me.

I guess it’s time for things to force me to start my day? Whatever.

What is a question?

I didn’t feel like actually cooking, and my bank account said no to fast food, so…microwave it is…

Banishers: Ghosts Of New Eden. Frustratingly generic gameplay so far, but I don’t absolutely hate it.