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The_annoying_one

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  1. Is wanted in 17 states for lewd behavior.
  2. Is a career dine-and-dasher.
  3. Swims laps in the ocean every second Saturday of the month.
  4. Is co-founder (along with Peter Griffin) of the Church Of The Fonz.
  5. Butter chicken and a butter naan from Little India. I feel intense regret coming later but I do not care right now.
  6. If people want to show up at my house unannounced after I tell them I’m violently sick, whatever happens is on them.
  7. Throws oranges at random passersby on her street, yelling “stay off my lawn, you darn kids!”
  8. Orders food and sends it to random houses for fun.
  9. Egg drop soup and a shrimp egg roll. Just what the doctor ordered. Now, I lay in bed and do virtually nothing for the rest of the night.
  10. I officially lost my dad two years ago today. Still feels like yesterday, if I’m honest.
  11. Is the monster under everyone’s beds.
  12. Switches all of his condiments to unmarked bottles because he likes to be surprised.
  13. Some microwaveable chow mein (spicy teriyaki beef flavor).
  14. Even his mama thinks that his mind is gone.
  15. Is the one who was looking for Lionel Richie.
  16. I feel like I have a cold and my feet are just randomly swollen. I don’t like this at all. 0/10. Do not recommend.
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