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    Gave a Walmart cashier a ping pong paddle and said “You know what you have to do” before calmly leaving.
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    Likes to explain the meaning of life to small children using interpretive dance.
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    Prays to Superman every night.
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    Sang backup vocals on “We Are The World”.
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    Marie Callender meatloaf TV dinner.
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    Will only eat chicken nuggets that are in the shape of Herman Munster’s face.
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    WTF is “artificial spicy chicken flavor”? I’m about to eat it and I’m a little scared.
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    Why is today going by so very slowly?
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    Nuked 3 frozen burritos. These things are a lot smaller than I remember.
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    I clearly clicked “Text me when my order is processed or on the way”, but you didn’t. I guess I just need to stare out my window from now on?
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    Went to a Burger King and demanded to meet Ronald McDonald.
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    Skittles are absolute trash.
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    People and their absolute idiocy.
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    One of my random pasta creation meals. Penne, ground beef, onions and peppers, sauce. It was so much better than it sounds.
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    That stupid feeling when my body gets out of bed before I do.
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    Stouffer’s veggie lasagna, whenever it’s ready.
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    Is writing a horror fanfic about Jason Voorhees vs Dora the Explorer.
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    I’m not sure which is worse: the fact that Limp Bizkit just randomly dropped a new song, or the fact that I subjected myself to it.
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    Spicy chicken sandwich meal from BK. I didn’t really want fast food tonight, but it’s been a damn day.
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