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    Leaked the secret of KFC’s eleven herbs and spices. The Colonel was PISSED.
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    I really need some music right now but no idea what I’m in the mood for.
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    Hired a private investigator to uncover the truth about ghostrek and Mr. Hoonie. That private investigator was never seen again.
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    Should know it's not my fault I type slower than molasses.
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    Once met Sir Paul McCartney and started to sing "Hey, Hey, We're The Monkees".
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    Is writing a concept album about Arbor Day.
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    Hamburger Helper and crescent rolls.
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    If you tell me you're coming to my house, but don't bother giving me a time, I'm just going to go about my day and risk missing you. Not my fault or problem.
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    THERE IS NO 4!!!!
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    Has released an entire series of self-help breathing techniques on tape.
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    Has that whole incident on tape and is just waiting on a buyer.
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    If I had known this new phone was going to run scalding hot after about 10 minutes of activity, I never would've bought the fucking thing.
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    Tried to bribe the Kentucky Derby officials with some crock pot chicken, but they didn’t bite.
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    Store-bought fried chicken, mac & cheese and a piece of watermelon.
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    Grabbed a random person’s cellphone and took pictures of trash cans throughout the city before giving it back.
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    Has the poster for that movie hanging above his bed.
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    All these random “Hello” texts I’ve been getting lately. I’m almost bored enough to fuck with these people today. I’m just too tired.
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    Knows how to speak to elephants. They tell him the secrets of the world.
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    Supplied those penguins to classic swim.
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    Chicken strip basket from DQ.
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