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The_annoying_one

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Everything posted by The_annoying_one

  1. Starts every conversation with the words “Back in my day….”
  2. Was originally slated to play the Devil character in AEW, but had other obligations.
  3. Owns an autographed copy of Rap Cat’s album.
  4. Signs all important paperwork with the name Bond. James Bond.
  5. People just fucking suck most of the time.
  6. Prowls the local park, stealing people’s picnics.
  7. Only eats at restaurants that begin with the letter D.
  8. Eats mashed potatoes with a straw.
  9. Has a YouTube channel full of lullabies sung in an AI-generated voice.
  10. Did the same thing from the top of the Empire State Building.
  11. Purchased every copy of that porno movie.
  12. Used to be a sketch artist…..
  13. Was craving Taco Bell until I remembered I had some burritos in my freezer. Had two of them and some chips.
  14. Cuts his toast in the shape of Alfred Hitchcock’s silhouette.
  15. Flood warning issued for my area. Fun.
  16. Has the Jeepers Creepers theme song as his ringtone.
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