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    Is forming a real-life Ghostbusters group, with proton packs and everything.
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    Happy birthday, everybody.
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    First album is due this summer. The title is “wow ok let party”.
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    Not really sure why I stay with a bank where my account has been hacked at least twice. Keep kicking my ass, life. All you’re doing is bringing out my dark side.
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    Connected that water hose to a tanker full of vinegar.
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    Is directing Doomer’s foot smut movie. They’re in talks to make a franchise out of it.
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    Wears a luchador mask around town.
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    Yells "Jumpin' Joseph Gilligan!" whenever he stubs his toes.
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    I’ll be so glad when my new phone arrives Wednesday. This one’s been on its last leg for a pretty long while now.
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    Wrote The Seight Song over one weekend with a pencil and a fifth of vodka.
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    Hamburger Helper
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    Runs a top secret ferret kicking club.
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    Is the World Solitaire Champion for 15 years running.
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    Puts gummy bears on pizza.
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    Ordered food from a local place because I’m tired and lazy. Fried pork chop, cabbage, yams, dinner roll, sweet tea.
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    Got to spend all afternoon with family I haven’t seen in at least a year. It was kind of loud and headache-inducing for my introverted ass, but it was still a fairly good day.
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    Walks on escalators.
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    Is secretly Gargamel.
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    Happy birthday, Hesh. 🎂
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    Caught a fly ball at a World Series game and traded it for a pack of gum.
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