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    How in the hell did autocorrect change “his” to “biscuits”?
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    Has seven of every utensil, each clearly marked for a specific day of the week.
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    How can we be expected to help out when the link doesn’t even work? 🤪
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    That feeling when you order a delivery from the store because you’re too unwell to go out shopping…..and immediately realize you forgot to order the main thing you needed……
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    Eats pizza with a knife and fork.
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    Eats every course of every meal in alphabetical order and in odd numbers.
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    Knows exactly what happened at the end of The Sopranos but is sworn to secrecy.
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    Stands security at the 10 items or less aisle to make sure people follow the rules…even though she doesn’t work there.
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    Kenny Rogers’ “The Gambler” mysteriously plays whenever he enters a room.
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    Is just here to create an alibi.
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    Put a roast and a few veggies in the Crockpot this morning. Not sure if I want anything else whenever it’s ready. EDIT: Had white rice too.
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    Once had a run-in with a hedgehog that looked at him funny.
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    Taught me everything I know about heckling.
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    I just saw a car with a bumper sticker reading “Pirate Of The Car-I-Be-In”. I have no idea who owns this car, but I hate them with every fiber of my being.
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    Every form of media (TV, movies, video games, music, etc…) is best enjoyed alone. People just ruin the experience, most of the time.
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    Owns every Carrot Top stand up special on DVD.
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    Hosts an evening of spoken word poetry every Wednesday, with the caveat that all poems must be about her.
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    Chicken pot pie….whenever it decides to finally be done cooking.
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    Is Blazing Puck’s legal counsel.
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