The_annoying_one

Put clown makeup on Mr. Hoonie while he was passed out drunk.

Gave the KFC employee a wedgie when they said they don’t sell spare ribs.

Josè Olè chimichanga and some Sun Chips.

Passes this candy out at elementary schools every Valentine’s Day.

Goes to the emergency room for hangnails.

Is taking cliffs notes of every post in this thread, just to finally come up with the perfect zinger.

Can name every single past member of the SNL cast from youngest to oldest, and in alphabetical order.

Spaghetti…again…whenever it’s ready…

I just love it when a video game punishes me because of its own broken and shitty gameplay mechanics. I’m not even really mad about this. I’m just….whatever….

Personally knows all the people mentioned in Bon Jovi’s “Livin’ On a Prayer”.

I’m in the process of rewatching all the Scream movies for the 50 millionth time, and…why am I just now realizing they kind of suck?

Dolly Parton chicken & dumplings. Decent flavor, but everything else about it sucked. Mostly just chewy textures, but I am wondering who tf puts carrots in chicken & dumplings. And why were the nasty things still hard after almost 10 minutes in the microwave?

Wears spandex bodysuits when he goes out in public.

What’s a hypotenuse?

Favorite way to tell someone off is to tell them to “Snap into a Slim Jim”.

I really wish life would fuck off with trying to justify this depressed mood I’ve been in all week.

Wrestles alligators in a tub of peanut butter for fun.

Has seen Paula Cole in concert 17 times.

I’m probably about to heat up one of these spicy chicken biscuits and maybe have a little potato salad on the side. I’m not picky tonight.

I should probably call these people back, but I’m just not in a talkative mood today. I’ll do it tomorrow…maybe.