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The_annoying_one

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  1. Has a porta potty in his bathroom.
  2. Walks up to random people and says, “I’m sorry, but our princess is in another castle”.
  3. Considers the McRib world-class dining.
  4. Convinced Mr Hoonie to go on the Maury Show and prove that he, in fact, is not the father.
  5. Told Cardi B to “just give up”.
  6. Wondering why it took me so long to go through Opeth's discography. I'm 2 albums in and this shit is mind-blowing.
  7. Is pushing to have all genres of music feature a ukulele solo in every song.
  8. Still has an outstanding balance at Blockbuster but hasn’t been there in over 20 years.
  9. Was in the “Thriller” music video.
  10. I went to my nephew’s graduation party where they had cheese pizza from Dominos. I kind of hate plain cheese pizza but it’s fine. At least I didn’t have to pay for it.
  11. Got booted out of high school wrestling for hitting a kid with the Stone Cold Stunner.
  12. I can kind of feel my brain slowly shutting down from all the things I’m worried about lately. This can’t be good….
  13. Made [classic swim] and Mr. Hoonie mud wrestle for his amusement.
  14. Is responsible for every popular catchphrase from the last 15 years.
  15. 2 corn dogs and some mustard potato salad. I was not taking another chance with delivery tonight.
  16. Has an entire photo album full of pictures of random people’s mailboxes.
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