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The_annoying_one

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  1. ^^^This one’s actually kind of true^^^ Will only buy staples at Staples because “it’s their specialty and junk”.
  2. I despise small talk with an absolute passion. Just let me be weird, people.
  3. Bought a bunch of Target-brand products and displayed them proudly on the Walmart shelves.
  4. Brings his own popcorn to the movies.
  5. Brought a Stouffer’s lasagna to Olive Garden and demanded they cook it.
  6. Went to Olive Garden and keyed every car in the parking lot because the breadsticks were stale.
  7. I say early-to-mid. On a side note, I’ll be 40 in a few months and I am quite miserable about that.
  8. I appear to have forgotten the very basics of Video Game 101…. Weapons don’t work if you don’t equip them, stupid.
  9. Went to the movie theater and dumped sand everywhere to promote his new movie, “The Sand People Of Sector 27”.
  10. Secretly hoards those chocolate and caramel candy bars but refuses to admit the problem.
  11. Well, this thread certainly….uh….yeah….
  12. Has been hiding Mr. Hoonie in his basement for months.
  13. Tried to scramble eggplant for breakfast one day.
  14. There is no more irritating type of person on this entire earth than IT people. Condescending, self-important bastards.
  15. Walked into a Walmart bathroom and replaced all the liquid hand soap with chocolate syrup.
  16. Ringtone is the sound of nails on a chalkboard.
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