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The_annoying_one

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Everything posted by The_annoying_one

  1. Likes to send this album cover to people he hates.
  2. I think Burger King rejected my unkind review of their poison food. Cowards.
  3. Will only eat meat if the grill marks are diagonal.
  4. Performs commercial jingles for the residents of the retirement home every Tuesday afternoon.
  5. I’m sick as fuck and I hate every goddamn thing under the sun right now. Worst. Day. Ever.
  6. Still can’t believe it’s not butter.
  7. Likes to chew 5 different flavors of gum at the same time.
  8. Knows at least 436 tricks with a hula hoop.
  9. Likes to go on the DoorDash app, but has never ordered anything. Just writes reviews for restaurants he’s never even tried.
  10. Can of chicken & dumplings with a nasty, random case of the sulfur burps.
  11. Cooks salad in the air fryer.
  12. Carries around a backpack full of fully-cooked rice and throws handfuls at random people.
  13. Found Packard’s YouTube channel…..
  14. Once tried to purchase beachfront property in Kansas.
  15. Got fired from the Dollar Store for marking everything as $1,000 and up.
  16. BK, I guess. Whoppers are buy one, get one free on UberEats and I’m in extreme “do nothing” mode today. Let the chips fall where they may.
  17. Is seriously trying to get me hacked! I’ll….uh….be right back….I need to go change some things….
  18. Sure do wish Redditors could take a goddamn joke from time to time without getting butthurt.
  19. I’ve only been sleeping probably every other night lately. When will I finally go crazy and get this shit over with?
  20. Secret code name is Laughs With Wolves.
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