The_annoying_one

Ham & cheese sandwich with a side of macaroni salad.

Small talk is completely overrated bullshit.

Facebook is telling me I need to update my phone number, which literally has not changed since the day I joined their stupid app. This absolutely does not matter at all. I just thought it was kind of funny in a stupid way.

Dances like this when drunk.

Doesn’t want anyone to know that he was the inspiration behind Disco Stu on The Simpsons.

Can of Beefaroni. I’ll be eating like crap until payday gets here, but it is what it is. I’m not complaining.

I’m being randomly bombarded with ads for “affordable housing in your area” today. But the one ad I accidentally clicked on was talking about housing clear across the country. Why must you toy with me like this, internet? Why?

Likes to go to Airbnb and ask, “Are the boobs and butts included?”

Will only make important life decisions after pondering one essential question: “What would Ron Burgundy do?”

I ordered a pizza, if it ever actually gets here. They keep changing my delivery time. EDIT: Delivery guy finally called me. “Man, I’m sorry. I just can’t deliver in this rain. You’ll get your money back.” I’ve had pizzas delivered in the rain before, you lazy son of a bitch. Whatever. Can of beef stew it is. EDIT #2: Th-the pizza just arrived…after I gave up and ate something else… Lunch tomorrow, I guess?

The check is in the mail for a lot of fucking people today. That’s all I’ll say. Leaving this one cryptic because I don’t trust myself right now.

This is the absolute worst fucking day I’ve had in recent memory, and it’s just past noon…

EDIT: Had to scratch the plans since the bread I just bought is somehow a week past its exp date. Going with burritos instead. Time to put an end to this day before I lose my cool.

A movie that’s only 85 minutes long really shouldn’t be this fucking slow-paced. I really don’t know what I expected from The Strangers: Chapter 1, though. At least it was a free download.

Using my phone to cast a movie straight to my TV. What even is this sorcery? Don't mind me. Just having a little boomer moment 20 to 40 years too early.

I was all set to make a generic ham & cheese sandwich until my sister randomly texted me. She’s bringing me some Chick-Fil-A whenever. That’s fine with me, as long as this doesn’t turn into a long social visit.

Flies into a blind rage whenever a Betty Boop cartoon comes on.

I just want to stay in bed until this nightmare I’m in passes. If anyone needs me, they can text. No guarantees I’ll respond, though.