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The_annoying_one

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  1. Goes around town tapping people’s shoulders and running away giggling.
  2. Kraft mac & cheese with absolutely nothing added for flavor. It’s been that kind of day.
  3. Hangs out at the airport, just hoping to meet someone remotely famous.
  4. I keep getting texts from random numbers just saying “Hello”. I’m irritated and a little creeped out.
  5. I guess this random dog is just never gonna shut up today. Or the irritating kids in the neighborhood.
  6. Can solve a Rubik’s cube in 3 seconds, blindfolded.
  7. Has never once vented his spleen before posting in Haters/Complainers.
  8. Debating between booting up Wild Arms again or the Castlevania Collection I just bought on the PS App whenever I come in from taking my dog out in a few minutes.
  9. Sells 12-packs of soda from the trunk of his car.
  10. Has every single line from the Monty Python franchise memorized.
  11. Spaghetti How did a food I used to loathe with a passion suddenly become my specialty?
  12. Aren’t we all animals in our own way, though?
  13. Gives every piece of meat a name and backstory before remorselessly devouring it.
  14. Owns a restaurant where people supply and prepare their own food.
  15. Finally got my phone back up and running after being without it all day. I felt really naked without it. And not the good kind of naked.
  16. Carries rocks in his pockets because you just never know when somebody might deserve one.
  17. Feeds those gorillas raw hot dogs every other Wednesday.
  18. DoorDashed Chick-Fil-A and somehow ended up with 2 orders of fries & 2 drinks. Oh well. Par for the course on this simply wonderful day. Meh...least I don't have to worry about lunch tomorrow.
  19. Looks up the word "boobies" in the dictionary every single day.
  20. Is the president of the High-Fiving Cows Support Group.
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