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The_annoying_one

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Everything posted by The_annoying_one

  1. Flung a spoonful of peanut butter at the McDonald’s employee because they stopped serving breakfast 5 minutes ago.
  2. I used to be such a patient person. What the fuck was wrong with me in those days?
  3. Poured a bottle of water over Billy Joel’s head.
  4. Had Weird Al produce that song and album.
  5. Used that egg to make an omelet.
  6. Runs through car washes sometimes because it’s quicker than taking a shower.
  7. Chili dogs topped with sautèed onions and cheese. They were messy but good.
  8. Is trying very hard to bring rotary phones back in fashion.
  9. The internet is absolutely boring today.
  10. I have no idea where my cat is right now. Huh…
  11. Heretic - 7.5/10 Best movie I’ve seen in quite some time. I had to knock off a few points for the lackluster ending, though.
  12. My social awkwardness sure came out swinging today. Time to start ghosting people for at least a few hours.
  13. Once submitted a book report on the Where’s Waldo series of books.
  14. Has been trying to catch the Tooth Fairy for decades.
  15. I’m pretty sure I do, but I don’t think I’ve ever watched it.
  16. I…somehow misread my receipt. It was actually $6. Oops.
  17. Did I actually pay $9 for a jar of peanut butter today?
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