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    Flung a spoonful of peanut butter at the McDonald’s employee because they stopped serving breakfast 5 minutes ago.
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    I used to be such a patient person. What the fuck was wrong with me in those days?
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    Poured a bottle of water over Billy Joel’s head.
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    Had Weird Al produce that song and album.
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    Used that egg to make an omelet.
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    Runs through car washes sometimes because it’s quicker than taking a shower.
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    Chili dogs topped with sautèed onions and cheese. They were messy but good.
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    Is trying very hard to bring rotary phones back in fashion.
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    The internet is absolutely boring today.
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    I have no idea where my cat is right now. Huh…
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    Heretic - 7.5/10 Best movie I’ve seen in quite some time. I had to knock off a few points for the lackluster ending, though.
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    Ham & cheese sandwich with potato chips.
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    My social awkwardness sure came out swinging today. Time to start ghosting people for at least a few hours.
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    Once submitted a book report on the Where’s Waldo series of books.
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    Has been trying to catch the Tooth Fairy for decades.
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    I’m pretty sure I do, but I don’t think I’ve ever watched it.
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    Happy birthday.
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    I…somehow misread my receipt. It was actually $6. Oops.
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    Did I actually pay $9 for a jar of peanut butter today?
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