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    Has made it his life's mission to run a red light in every city in America that begins with the letter R.
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    I could go for some music right now but I can’t figure out what I wanna listen to.
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    Plays ping pong with a baseball bat.
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    There’s something about having to spend more money than I intended just to avoid astronomical hidden fees that fills me with blinding rage. I hate online shopping.
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    Steals the flags off of people’s mailboxes.
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    Chili dogs with mac & cheese and some really loud houseguests making my head hurt even worse.
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    Threw a banana at me when I asked what time it was.
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    Sorry. I couldn’t resist this time.
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    I like luanges when I have a sore throat.
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    Once dressed as a mummy for Halloween by wrapping himself in toilet paper.
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    Once got into an argument with an onion. The onion won.
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    Happy birthday, you two.
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    Tips 300%.
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    Counts llamas instead of sheep when laying in bed at night.
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    Thinks yodeling is the best cure for the common headache.
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    Chicken on the grill right now and whatever else I can find to go with it. Probably leftover instant mashed potatoes. Today has been an absolute “do nothing” day and I’m not even hungry.
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    Trolls his coworkers with fake vomit.
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    Walks into fast food places and steals all of the ketchup bottles while staring blankly at the customers.
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    I’m officially saying “fuck this video game” and I have absolutely no shame in giving up. I play games for fun, not to struggle nonstop.
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    LIkes to pass out vinegar-flavored lollipops to all the little boys and girls.
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    Convinced Kanye to interrupt Taylor Swift like he did.
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    Wears Christmas sweaters in July.
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