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    Goes around town having stare downs with everyone in sight.
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    Was once best friends with Ron Jeremy.
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    Was an extra in “Saving Private Ryan”.
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    Papa John’s
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    Sleeps with one eye open because he knows too much.
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    Is banned from at least 23 different cities.
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    Hunkered in my windowless bathroom at 5:45 AM with basically no sleep because tornado sirens started going off. What a wonderful world.
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    Note to self: Add “fucking” to every Google search in order to avoid that overview shit.
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    If I tell you I’m no longer eating at your establishment because you consistently screw up my orders, a $5 off coupon for my next order really isn’t going to change my mind.
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    Created an alt here just so he could react to his own posts.
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    Speaks in 25 different accents whenever the mood strikes.
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    Is working on a horror movie version of The Cat In The Hat.
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    Counts every marshmallow in a box of Lucky Charms.
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    Microwaved some Progresso chicken noodle soup.
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    Was once ticketed for playing street hockey in his underwear.
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    Once purchased volcano insurance from an 8 foot tall man in a dark alleyway.
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    I….um…..uh……what?
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    Called in as many favors as possible to keep Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood on the air long after his death.
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    Put Zeni in the Judas Chair.
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    Collected that hair to make a Billy Corgan voodoo doll.
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