The_annoying_one

Keep scrollin’, scrollin’, scrollin’, scrollin’…… I’m boooored!

Developed ChatGPT.

Rotisserie chicken, mac & cheese, corn. I wasn’t really hungry tonight anyway.

I think maybe I’m just done hiding my disdain for certain people.

Was a roadie for Elton John in the ‘80s.

Nosferatu 2024 Extended Cut - 5/10 I wouldn’t call it horrible but it was painfully boring in parts and didn’t really suck me into the story at all.

I refuse to pay full price for something nostalgic that’ll really only scratch that itch for a few weeks max.

Is secretly a vampire.

I let somebody talk me into going out to eat with them. Mashed potatoes that tasted like instant, baked beans, asparagus (never been a fan), and the best rack of ribs I’ve had in a long time. Only problem was the family at the next table letting their kids zero in and completely terrorize me while they just sat back and laughed.

Thinking about what to do when all I feel like doing is absolutely nothing.

Helped Subway come up with the “$5 Foot Long” promotion.

Just went in my bathroom to find water all over the floor and a loose pipe under the sink. I’m not a plumber and all the ones I’ve looked up are closed for the weekend. Fuck.

Has released a collection of video tapes showcasing the many uses of a Shop-Vac.

I’ve been using Harry’s for a while now. Highly recommend them.

My sister and her family showed up at my house with a bunch of pizzas as a thanks for me watching their kids yesterday afternoon. Can’t complain about free food but I have not been in people mode at all today. Might just go to bed early.

Wants to take a stab at flying a real plane just because he’s put a lot of hours in GTA flight school.

I’m right there with you on shaving and clipping my nails. I’ll still shave 2 or 3 times a week to avoid the itch and fuzzy feeling. But I let my nails grow out way too long before I remember to do anything about them.

Justin Timberlake thanked him during his acceptance speech for his first Grammy.

Has an entire scrapbook filled with gold stars awarded for participation.

My heater has two settings: low and high. Low means I still freeze and high feels like I’m burning alive.

Knows exactly how many oats are supposed to come in a standard container of Quaker Instant Oatmeal.