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The_annoying_one

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  1. Started a brawl outside of a Family Dollar because he stubbed his toe at the IHOP.
  2. Most of the tamest roller coasters tend to give me vertigo. This one is a hard no for me.
  3. Will only acknowledge the number 5 if it’s written in orange crayon.
  4. People sure are peopling today. I mean…ew…
  5. Tried to offer the president of DC comics a huge bowl of chili mac if they would just make a Superman/Looney Tunes crossover movie.
  6. Went to a New Year’s party and walked around, excitedly asking everyone “We are having the fun time, yes??”.
  7. I did make one actual purchase today. A thermometer on Amazon for less than $10.
  8. Marie Callender’s lasagna TV dinner One of the weirdest lasagnas I’ve ever seen, but I don’t care. Food’s food.
  9. Finally about to start Stranger Things season 5 (on Netflix, obviously).
  10. December 26th. That said, my tree and decorations are still up, but mainly because I haven’t had the energy to deal with them.
  11. Favorite insult to call someone when they cut him off in a store is a wascally wabbit.
  12. I’ll keep everything but the hog jowls. I’ve never had them and I’m not sure I want to.
  13. Walmart delivery (which was actually 2 days ago, but just went through today for whatever reason) and my monthly Spotify subscription that I should cancel since I never use it.
  14. Well, I finally managed to eat a little something (just a few potato chips) for the first time in 2 days. Maybe that’s a good sign?
  15. It’s not even 10 AM, I barely slept at all last night and people already won’t stop texting me. Happy New Year? Eh…nah…
  16. Likes to make My Little Pony videos set to extreme death metal.
  17. I kind of need to take my dog out, but fuck that. Trying to decide if I turn on a video game right now (since I’m apparently awake), or try to go back to bed.
  18. Shit, it’s not even 8 PM here, and I’m seriously considering shutting everything down. I already know it’s gonna be a loud night, though.
  19. Nothing, probably. I might try to eat a few potato chips later, if I don’t just fall back asleep.
  20. Happy birthdays, you two.
  21. In bed a little before 9 PM and wide awake a little before 4 AM… Why didn’t I see this bullshit coming? I’m gonna try to sleep a little more, but I know my body won’t let me…
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