The_annoying_one

Stands in random doorways and won’t let anyone through without the password.

That feeling when some asshole online wants to criticize my absolutely correct spelling by saying something completely wrong is exactly why I will always be an internet troll when it’s appropriate.

Probably gonna microwave some chili cheese flavored ramen shortly. I give zero fucks tonight.

Sick of seeing this piece of shit all over the internet lately.

That pot of soup I made yesterday was easily the best I’ve ever made. And I still have enough leftover for at least a few more days.

Threw a stuffed tiger at the Burger King employee when they said they were out of onion rings.

Talks exactly like Pauly Shore when he’s excited.

They’re both a picture of myself and one of my nieces. I won’t be posting a picture, for privacy reasons.

I haven’t eaten yet, but probably soup again. I was going to go pick up some food, but pretty sure that ship has sailed.

Was supposed to be on Family Double Dare once, but the episode was cancelled when they found out he had a juvie record for being what the town called The Shaving Cream Bandit.

Happy birthday, Seight! Please be okay and come back to us.

I’ve been trying for about 2 hours to get anything at all to load.

Old-school Nickelodeon was always light years better than Cartoon Network.

Doing the vegetable beef soup I was supposed to do last night.

Uses a Magic 8-Ball to decide what to have for dinner every night.

My t-shirt has a tiny bit of green on it. It’s just buried under a few other layers of clothing because it’s frickin’ cold today.

It’s been freezing all day with almost non-stop rain. I think the rain is done, but temps are steadily plummeting.

That feeling when everything blows up in my face, but I can’t feel too bad because it wasn’t my fault this time.

Helped Sisqó wrote The Thong Song.

I think I’m gonna make some homemade soup tonight…if I don’t completely crap out and say screw it, which is a real possibility. It’s been a really cold and rainy day so far. EDIT: Already decided to cancel the soup on account of a headache and extreme irritability. I might heat up a can of chicken and dumplings later…if I have any left.