The_annoying_one

Uses a steamroller to crush grapes for wine.

I wanna watch something, but I’d kind of rather just go to bed.

Puts deodorant on over his shirt.

Homemade fettuccine alfredo with ground beef, onions and broccoli. And a buttermilk biscuit.

Once wrote some angry fan mail to Gene Siskel.

Is still looking into the Amelia Earhart mystery.

I honestly can’t think of a single thing I do every two weeks. Huh…

Homemade vegetable beef soup…whenever it’s ready.

I still shamelessly listen to this song pretty often.

Every time I think I’m out, things just pull me right back in.

Actually reads the Terms Of Service on everything.

Once pitched the idea for a game where the players all do research to help solve actual unsolved murders. Surprisingly, no one showed up.

White rice and rotisserie chicken, with cream of whatever added.

Not me. 😭😭😭

I just found out one of my Facebook friends died 2 days before Christmas. I never met him in real life, only online, but we really got along when we talked. Shit like this is why I’m never in any hurry to do the whole “friend” thing. It’s always ended badly for me.

I made spaghetti once again, but I somehow messed up and added a can of black eyed peas with snaps. You know what, though? It was good. I had a biscuit, too, because I can.

Why am I so hot when the temp is in the mid 50s? I just checked and I’m definitely not running a fever.

Everybody I’m in regular contact with knows I’ve been sick lately. I do feel a little better, but I’m in no way over it completely. Why did they all just randomly decide to swarm my house today and give me no option to just fucking ignore them? I am taking notes and trying to figure out how to get my revenge.