The_annoying_one

Sleeps on a bed frame without a mattress.

Marie Callender’s meatloaf TV dinner It’s been that kind of day.

Bought a bean bag chair and replaced the beans inside with mashed potatoes. The stench will never go away.

YouTube is recommending nothing but “meals to eat on a budget” videos to me today. I feel a little attacked here.

Is reopening the Amelia Earhart case and hiring Inspector Trudeau to lead it.

Gaming peaked with the PS2. So much since then has just been lackluster.

Still refuses to go to bars because Semisonic said it was closing time.

The people in this stupid movie aren't even trying to act. I love it.

Has been in search for the perfect hot dog since 1992.

This again.

Goddamn fugus.

Has life-size cardboard cutouts of the cast of “When Harry Met Sally” in her front yard.

Laughs like Woody Woodpecker.

Okay, starting a new policy: If people are so intent on making sure my day begins in the bowels of hell, I’m well within my rights to spread my own bullshit throughout their entire day. Just as soon as I try to get some actual sleep.

Is generating revenue for the movie rights to that argument.

Just found out AEW Dynamite is scheduled to be a 4-hour show tonight. That’s gonna be a “nope” from me, dawg. I’ll maybe watch an hour or two but that’s it.

Soggy pizza crust is better than crunchy pizza crust.

Coats his fried chicken in oatmeal.