The_annoying_one

Has eaten at at least one Denny’s in every single state.

I just had an internal war with myself to not downvote you here.

Just thought of another one that probably applies here. I never make my bed. Ever. From the time I get up to the time I lay down, it just stays a jumbled mess. I will change the sheets as needed, though. I’m not a complete monster.

Still calls in to request songs on the radio.

Has a pet walrus.

Keep scrollin’, scrollin’, scrollin’, scrollin’…… I’m boooored!

Developed ChatGPT.

Rotisserie chicken, mac & cheese, corn. I wasn’t really hungry tonight anyway.

I think maybe I’m just done hiding my disdain for certain people.

Was a roadie for Elton John in the ‘80s.

Nosferatu 2024 Extended Cut - 5/10 I wouldn’t call it horrible but it was painfully boring in parts and didn’t really suck me into the story at all.

I refuse to pay full price for something nostalgic that’ll really only scratch that itch for a few weeks max.

Is secretly a vampire.

I let somebody talk me into going out to eat with them. Mashed potatoes that tasted like instant, baked beans, asparagus (never been a fan), and the best rack of ribs I’ve had in a long time. Only problem was the family at the next table letting their kids zero in and completely terrorize me while they just sat back and laughed.

Thinking about what to do when all I feel like doing is absolutely nothing.

Helped Subway come up with the “$5 Foot Long” promotion.

Just went in my bathroom to find water all over the floor and a loose pipe under the sink. I’m not a plumber and all the ones I’ve looked up are closed for the weekend. Fuck.

Has released a collection of video tapes showcasing the many uses of a Shop-Vac.

I’ve been using Harry’s for a while now. Highly recommend them.

My sister and her family showed up at my house with a bunch of pizzas as a thanks for me watching their kids yesterday afternoon. Can’t complain about free food but I have not been in people mode at all today. Might just go to bed early.

Wants to take a stab at flying a real plane just because he’s put a lot of hours in GTA flight school.