The_annoying_one

Tried to start a business selling bracelets made entirely from ham bones, but the Better Business Bureau put a stop to it because they scared the children.

Strikes this pose whenever his baked potatoes come out perfect.

Will only enter buildings with entrance music playing. It’s “Old MacDonald Had A Farm” or nothing.

Talks to ears of corn because he believes they can hear him.

Just a couple of sandwiches. I’m too tired for anything else.

Speaks fluent German, but only when he stubs his toe.

My bank app said I needed to change my password due to a potential data breach. I change it, and…it’s not recognizing it. I’m completely locked out of my app until I can call them tomorrow. I’m pretty sure I can still use my card if I need to, but having no way to check my balance really sucks.

Sat in the corner of his room shaking when the boards were down yesterday.

Likes to sleep in a sandbox.

I just love it when I hear someone call my name, but everyone plays dumb about it.

From The World Of John Wick: Ballerina - 6/10 Definitely not bad. Just more of the same tired cliches from the previous movies.

This is the first time since probably late this morning I’ve been able to get the site to load at all. Fun times.

Frozen Red Baron pizza.

Only sleeps when the last digit of the clock is a 2.

New haircut. Who dis?

Sent multiple emails to “Unsolved Mysteries” because the sun mysteriously disappears from the sky every evening at a certain time.

Having chicken pot pie whenever it’s ready.

Is planning on publishing a series of campfire cookbooks written entirely in Pig Latin.

Writes video game strategies in his free time, but mostly uses them to insult people.