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The_annoying_one

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  1. Went with a can of chicken & dumplings. I figured there’s no sense wasting money and sending a delivery driver out in this cold for food I might not even eat.
  2. Stuck between eating whatever junk is here or getting more junk. Will maybe update whenever I actually get hungry.
  3. Just got a piece of mail with my neighbor’s name but my address. What is this I don’t even…..
  4. Eats cereal out of a pot with a ladle.
  5. Let he who is without sin mow the first lawn?
  6. Steals kids’ food while they’re in the playground.
  7. Brings his own food to eat at restaurants.
  8. Is there any other way?
  9. Got fired for delivering pizzas naked and yelling “Who ordered the sausage lovers?!?!”
  10. Nope. I stayed my sick ass home and had it delivered.
  11. Happy birthday.
  12. Went with Checkers tonight even though I wasn’t hungry. I had to eat something and was not cooking.
  13. God bless Mucinex in all its too-expensive-but-still-worth-every-penny glory.
  14. I refer to my dog Sammy as Sam-Sam most of the time. Don’t really have any nicknames for my other dog, Coco.
  15. Can understand the adults on Charlie Brown.
  16. Well, then…if you need me, I’ll be just over here with my foot in my mouth.
  17. And how long have these poor, defenseless fishies been out of water?
  18. Has a personal vendetta against squirrels.
  19. White rice with sausage, peppers and onions. It was so much better than it had any right to be.
  20. I really wish I still had my PS2 and 3.
  21. Produced a couple of the Girls Gone Wild tapes.
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