The_annoying_one

Was banned from the nicest hotel in his city for taking a bubble bath in the jacuzzi. The other people who were in the jacuzzi are still traumatized.

I just spent the entire afternoon with my brother while he’s apartment hunting. Ladies and gentlemen, I am officially peopled out.

Making a casserole out of whatever slop I have in my kitchen. One of those “the less I say, the better” meals.

Is currently writing an impassioned speech, regarding the importance of teaching Klingon in schools.

Taught Mr. Hoonie how to shave with a cheese grater.

Watching professional wrestling at my age does get kind of old. But one thing that will never get old is pissing off other fans of it.

Hot dogs, I guess. And some home fries. Very limited options until I get paid next week, and I honestly don’t even care what I eat.

Drove to Billings, Montana and told their mayor to smell his armpits.

Is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

Knows exactly what love is, but absolutely refuses to show Foreigner.

This really is the worst day I’ve had in quite a long time. And it’s been an extremely slow day on top of everything.

TV dinner I give zero fucks today.

No issues on mobile for me so far, but I’m just waiting to see if I have to solve any CAPTCHAs. That’ll be the end for me on this small phone.

His favorite prank to pull on people is to throw a single grain of salt at them and giggle.

Still rocks the Casbah every second Friday of the month.

I wanted takeout, but my wallet said no and forced me to be an adult. I just threw together some pasta, chicken, onions, alfredo sauce and a bunch of random spices.

Remembers things that even Pepperidge Farms doesn’t. Has severe PTSD as a result.

The only thing that popped up for my name was a LinkedIn profile, and a couple of dead or incarcerated people. I am disappoint.

My living room TV randomly decided to turn on some random kid videos on YouTube at full volume. I can’t find the remote and I can’t reach high enough on the wall to unplug it. Also, my bedroom is connected to the living room, separated only by a door that doesn’t shut all the way. I’ll try earplugs, but I seriously doubt I’ll be sleeping tonight.

Microwaved my last 3 shitty corn dogs.

Huge thanks to the asshole who just went speeding down my street blaring this song at max volume a few minutes ago.