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The_annoying_one

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Everything posted by The_annoying_one

  1. Drove to Wyoming and told the first woman he saw that his elbows were magical.
  2. Thanksgiving is next week, I have no plans (that I know of), and I couldn’t possibly give less of a fuck.
  3. Came up with an idea for a gourmet cooking show where everything has to be cooked in the microwave.
  4. Tried out for “Survivor”, but was kicked off the show for calling Jeff Probst a punk ass bitch.
  5. Is running for mayor of Greenville, South Carolina.
  6. Is banned from the local zoo for slinging mashed potatoes at the gorillas.
  7. Told the waiter at Olive Garden to step outside because the waiter cut him off from the endless breadsticks.
  8. Eats Burger King and Dairy Queen together so he can feel like royalty.
  9. Gave the McDonald’s employee a rock and told them to sit on it.
  10. I was having such a nice and relaxing day…..until I wasn’t.
  11. Assumes I ever win arguments.
  12. Played in a jazz metal band with Bill Nye.
  13. Nobody 2 - 5/10 It was basically just a rehash of the first movie, only not as good.
  14. Took Mr. Hoonie to the dark side of the moon.
  15. I’ve been trying to cut down on snacking lately and all it’s doing is making me really fucking hangry.
  16. Threatened to sue Staples because they were out of staples.
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