myth busters: boar3d edition

[discolé monade]

name a myth about the board user abover you. 

 

i'll go first:

i heard this one went to a ping pong show. 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Spent a night in jail for kicking someone in the head.

[André Toulon]

Has a corn dog stored in a Ziploc from 1999 that's labeled cosmic thrall

[The_annoying_one]

Eats soup with a fork.

[naraku360]

Actually not especially annoying.

[UwPp]

Likes to stick pp in mashed potatoes

[scoobdog]

Pushed best raku's head in the mashed potatoes immediately afterward, then asked him how his chode tasted.

[-Kudasai-]

Likes to dress up as Voltron

[discolé monade]

only liked the judas chair, that one time, in band camp. 

[-Kudasai-]

Makes crochets of good n plenty

[UwPp]

Has an OF furry account. 

[Raptorpat]

^has eleven toes

[The_annoying_one]

Has amassed a large collection of sporks from multiple McDonald’s locations throughout the United States and Canada.

[-Kudasai-]

Uses the crockpot as a foot bath

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Won an auction for Nintendo World Championships on ebay for $1,000,000,000, and obviously skipped out on payment.

[UwPp]

Feeds their pet turtles human flesh. 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Feeds their pet humans turtle flesh.

[discolé monade]

may or may not have coordinated cyber attacks against cold world countries. 

[molarbear]

Has a religion based on their right pinkie toe

Every September followers gather from around the world to grate cheese using a ped egg onto her toe for a blessing of humble growth for their crops 

 

 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Sued Jim Davis for (allegedly) stealing their idea about a fat orange tabby cat named Garfield.

[The_annoying_one]

Once went to a Garfield convention dressed as Snoopy.

[[classic swim]]

Rents out parties for everyone to live inside his juicy asshole and dick.

[-Kudasai-]

Defeated a werewolf using a rolled up newspaper 

[SwimOdin]

Suspiciously had similar interest and lists to me so I’m not sure if there’s a Tyler Durden situation going on.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Plays banjo in a Kansas cover band.

Does Kansas even use a banjo? I don't know. But this Kansas cover band does.

[-Kudasai-]

Is in a band that plays metal covers of Disney Afternoon theme songs

Edited January 16, 2025 by Blazing Puck

[The_annoying_one]

Is the manager/groupie for that band.

[discolé monade]

loves ordering take out, but take out does NOT love him. 

[-Kudasai-]

Loves disco music and is a master of making lemonade

[discolé monade]

has been secretly working with the C.H.U.D. movement. trying to bring awareness and the dangers of cannibalism to the humanoids in underground dwellings. 

Edited January 16, 2025 by discolé monade

[The_annoying_one]

Doesn’t believe in Yugoslavia.

[-Kudasai-]

Has voodoo dolls of his enemies

[The_annoying_one]

Is actually a Grazing Duck, but spell check strikes again.

[Seight]

Is actually three ducks in a trenchcoat 

[-Kudasai-]

Plans on entering the Royal Rumble this year

[viperxmns]

Can do kamehameha but only with feet

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Was passed over in favor Jon Leguizamo for the role of Luigi in the original Super Mario Bros. movie.

[The_annoying_one]

Has a shrine to Jon Lovitz in his bedroom closet.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Knows that I love The Critic.

[-Kudasai-]

Likes to cosplay as Jay Sherman

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Likes to cosplay as the kid from Easter Island.

[discolé monade]

wasn't entirely sure what alanis morrisette was on about in  'ironic'

[Seight]

Is never not judging you (Scientists have not come up with a name for this yet)

[UwPp]

Likes to be bullied. Makes pp hard. 

[André Toulon]

Has Seight confused with me

[discolé monade]

is absolutely positive that sinbad is a real man. 

[UwPp]

Can only play classical music with their toes.

[-Kudasai-]

Loves and is very good at yodeling

[The_annoying_one]

Has the lyrics to “Mmmbop” tattooed across his chest and abdomen.

[1pooh4u]

Is the baddest bitch on the roller derby team