It’s 1990 and Mike Tyson’s in his prime. For 2 billion, would you piss in his face while he’s asleep on the sofa?

[[classic swim]]

He’ll slowly open his eyes and will immediately start spazzing. He’ll try screaming “what the fuck” just barely out of sleep and it’ll get in his mouth.

You’re staining his priceless white furniture.

You also have to loudly fake laugh like Castro while you’re doing this. Even when running away or attempting to run away.

[Jman]

Is this before or after the Buster Douglas fight that year?  If it’s after I’m counting on the concussion and depression to save me.

[The_annoying_one]

Hell yeah, I’d do it. He’s not gonna fight a 4 or 5 year old….I hope.

[[classic swim]]

5 minutes ago, Jman said:

Is this before or after the Buster Douglas fight that year?  If it’s after I’m counting on the concussion and depression to save me.

Has to be before now that you mention this...

[scoobdog]

Nah.  I like Mike.

Now ask me if I would piss on Jake Paul while raging on steroids.

[[classic swim]]

Jake really ain’t worth piss.

[André Toulon]

Pretty sure Mike and Jake cancelled their fight. They say it's a medical issue but I think no one is buying that bullshit 

[Mode 7]

[Seight]

I'd pass, I think I'd like to be a billionaire for more than five seconds.

[[classic swim]]

You get an extra 5 million if you rub your nuts across his face (whilst pissing) to wake him up a little faster.

[viperxmns]

uh just keep shouting "I'M A GHOST DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT" while you're doing it and.. that might work, maybe..

[scoobdog]

3 hours ago, [classic swim] said:

Jake really ain’t worth piss.

I’d do it for free just see him beg for it.

[[classic swim]]

6 minutes ago, viperxmns said:

uh just keep shouting "I'M A GHOST DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT" while you're doing it and.. that might work, maybe..

Nope, you gotta laugh like Fidel Castro as a deliberate taunt.

[scoobdog]

1 minute ago, [classic swim] said:

Nope, you gotta laugh like Fidel Castro as a deliberate taunt.

Not even if you say it in Norm McDonalds voice?

[viperxmns]

16 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

Nope, you gotta laugh like Fidel Castro as a deliberate taunt.

BWAHAHA I AM FIDEL CASTRO'S GHOST DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT

I hope that's a good impersonation

is that how fidel laughed, did he bwahaha

it could happen

[[classic swim]]

While Castro’s dead now and wasn’t deceased in the year 1990, you’re still only doing a mere imitation and he’ll be too out of it to possibly know the real reference.

But yes that was quite a good impression.

[Greeny]

Yes because you didn't say I couldn't tell him I'd split it with him first.

[[classic swim]]

1 hour ago, Greeny said:

Yes because you didn't say I couldn't tell him I'd split it with him first.

He already has money!

[Gemini]

Do I pee in the guy's face for $2 Billion knowing the guy could potentially kill me or do I value my life?

I'll take my life, please.

Edited June 4, 2024 by Gemini

[[classic swim]]

Part of the challenge is simply being brave and respecting primordial instinct. You cannot be afraid.

[Insipid]

37 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

Part of the challenge is simply being brave and respecting primordial instinct. You cannot be afraid.

I already shit myself from imagining any scenario involving me with Mike Tyson. 😭

[naraku360]

Probably wouldn't have to pay me to do it. Remove the diaper, aim, and fire.

[[classic swim]]

Thought it could go unsaid, but I’m updating the rules once again to say for this hypothetical... you must be an adult.

Please be aware that if you still insist on being a child or infant, then that means your own parent or legal guardian has to commence the challenge on your behalf.

[katt_goddess]

My aim isn't good enough to ensure a proper pissening without being in direct sweeping range of a half-asleep rage swatter. 

[[classic swim]]

Some leeway for the sake of gender inclusivity:

Ladies squatting over Mr. Tyson will be left entirely optional.

You can do the Castro laugh as you’re peeing into a hefty pail container. Then you can just dump it at his face as he’s getting up like he’s a softball coach.

[Gemini]

Answer is still no.

[naraku360]

2 hours ago, [classic swim] said:

Thought it could go unsaid, but I’m updating the rules once again to say for this hypothetical... you must be an adult.

Please be aware that if you still insist on being a child or infant, then that means your own parent or legal guardian has to commence the challenge on your behalf.

So, being used as a baby shaped squirt gun fired by my parent isn't an option?

[[classic swim]]

Hmm, well.....

[Seight]

2 hours ago, [classic swim] said:

Thought it could go unsaid, but I’m updating the rules once again to say for this hypothetical... you must be an adult.

Please be aware that if you still insist on being a child or infant, then that means your own parent or legal guardian has to commence the challenge on your behalf.

Bold of you to assume prime Mike Tyson wouldn't punch a child.

[[classic swim]]

2 minutes ago, Seight said:

Bold of you to assume prime Mike Tyson wouldn't punch a child.

Nah he would but I just wanted to keep things tasteful. 

[ghostrek]

fuck no

[[classic swim]]

2 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

fuck no

 No one wants to be a team player.

But you???

I believe in you most of all.

[ghostrek]

he can

2 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

 No one wants to be a team player.

But you???

I believe in you most of all.

F****** Mike Tyson he will f****** kill me he bit a referee's ear don't think of it you bit two referees ears

 

He got sent to prison

 

 

[[classic swim]]

1 minute ago, ghostrek said:

F****** Mike Tyson he will f****** kill me he bit a referee's ear don't think of it you bit two referees ears

He got sent to prison

You forgot when he told that reporter he was going to fuck him in the ass profusely.

Which was also out of primordial instinct just like this!

[ghostrek]

Just now, [classic swim] said:

You forgot when he told that reporter he was going to fuck him in the ass profusely.

Which was also out of primordial instinct just like this!

That's a weird HR for whatever news outlet that reporter work for

[UwPp]

My pp isn't big enough to do all these pissing stunts. 

[[classic swim]]

“You can’t lathh two minuths in my world!”

Well, maybe not two, but I know it’d be a good minute-and-a-half if I had went to see a movie.

[naraku360]

2 hours ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said:

My pp isn't big enough to do all these pissing stunts. 

Get a rental.

 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Money's no good to a dead man.

[scoobdog]

21 hours ago, [classic swim] said:

Thought it could go unsaid, but I’m updating the rules once again to say for this hypothetical... you must be an adult.

Please be aware that if you still insist on being a child or infant, then that means your own parent or legal guardian has to commence the challenge on your behalf.

Adults can proudly wear diapers.

Ask me how.

[[classic swim]]

Adult males doing this challenge should probably wear nothing but a diaper just to further add insult to injury.

[scoobdog]

Oh, you can’t insult a proud alpha male like me.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

If I went up to Mike Tyson and called him Balrog, do you think he'll get it?

[Jman]

8 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

If I went up to Mike Tyson and called him Balrog, do you think he'll get it?

Not until fairly recently, where he was told and was surprised, but he’s since done some photos with Balrog cosplayers.

[FreeRoamingVapor]

Only if I'm not interested in keeping my dick.

A swift sex change operation like would be quite the life changing decision to make

aside from the relentless pain that would certainly come from being bludgeoned to death from a coked up pissed on athlete with mental problems.

 

I think I might need some time to think about this....

 

also I wouldn't need to laugh like Castro if I already am. 

 

  

Edited June 6, 2024 by FreeRoamingVapor

[André Toulon]

15 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

If I went up to Mike Tyson and called him Balrog, do you think he'll get it?

Well since Balrog wasn't his name and it was actually M. Bison, he'd pick up on it most likely. Wasn't until Capcom America decided to avoid any possible litigation that he became Balrog.

Vega is actually Balrog and I don't think Mike would be too happy that you compared him to the svelte Spaniard 

Edited June 6, 2024 by André Toulon

[[classic swim]]

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