[classic swim] Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 He’ll slowly open his eyes and will immediately start spazzing. He’ll try screaming “what the fuck” just barely out of sleep and it’ll get in his mouth. You’re staining his priceless white furniture. You also have to loudly fake laugh like Castro while you’re doing this. Even when running away or attempting to run away. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 Is this before or after the Buster Douglas fight that year? If it’s after I’m counting on the concussion and depression to save me. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 Hell yeah, I’d do it. He’s not gonna fight a 4 or 5 year old….I hope. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted June 3 Author Share Posted June 3 5 minutes ago, Jman said: Is this before or after the Buster Douglas fight that year? If it’s after I’m counting on the concussion and depression to save me. Has to be before now that you mention this... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 Nah. I like Mike. Now ask me if I would piss on Jake Paul while raging on steroids. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted June 3 Author Share Posted June 3 Jake really ain’t worth piss. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 Pretty sure Mike and Jake cancelled their fight. They say it's a medical issue but I think no one is buying that bullshit 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Shackleford Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted June 4 Share Posted June 4 I'd pass, I think I'd like to be a billionaire for more than five seconds. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted June 4 Author Share Posted June 4 You get an extra 5 million if you rub your nuts across his face (whilst pissing) to wake him up a little faster. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted June 4 Share Posted June 4 uh just keep shouting "I'M A GHOST DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT" while you're doing it and.. that might work, maybe.. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 4 Share Posted June 4 3 hours ago, [classic swim] said: Jake really ain’t worth piss. I’d do it for free just see him beg for it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted June 4 Author Share Posted June 4 6 minutes ago, viperxmns said: uh just keep shouting "I'M A GHOST DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT" while you're doing it and.. that might work, maybe.. Nope, you gotta laugh like Fidel Castro as a deliberate taunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 4 Share Posted June 4 1 minute ago, [classic swim] said: Nope, you gotta laugh like Fidel Castro as a deliberate taunt. Not even if you say it in Norm McDonalds voice? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted June 4 Share Posted June 4 16 minutes ago, [classic swim] said: Nope, you gotta laugh like Fidel Castro as a deliberate taunt. BWAHAHA I AM FIDEL CASTRO'S GHOST DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT I hope that's a good impersonation is that how fidel laughed, did he bwahaha it could happen 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted June 4 Author Share Posted June 4 While Castro’s dead now and wasn’t deceased in the year 1990, you’re still only doing a mere imitation and he’ll be too out of it to possibly know the real reference. But yes that was quite a good impression. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted June 4 Share Posted June 4 Yes because you didn't say I couldn't tell him I'd split it with him first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted June 4 Author Share Posted June 4 1 hour ago, Greeny said: Yes because you didn't say I couldn't tell him I'd split it with him first. He already has money! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted June 4 Share Posted June 4 (edited) Do I pee in the guy's face for $2 Billion knowing the guy could potentially kill me or do I value my life? I'll take my life, please. Edited June 4 by Gemini 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted June 4 Author Share Posted June 4 Part of the challenge is simply being brave and respecting primordial instinct. You cannot be afraid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted June 4 Share Posted June 4 37 minutes ago, [classic swim] said: Part of the challenge is simply being brave and respecting primordial instinct. You cannot be afraid. I already shit myself from imagining any scenario involving me with Mike Tyson. 😭 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted June 4 Share Posted June 4 Probably wouldn't have to pay me to do it. Remove the diaper, aim, and fire. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted June 4 Author Share Posted June 4 Thought it could go unsaid, but I’m updating the rules once again to say for this hypothetical... you must be an adult. Please be aware that if you still insist on being a child or infant, then that means your own parent or legal guardian has to commence the challenge on your behalf. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted June 4 Share Posted June 4 My aim isn't good enough to ensure a proper pissening without being in direct sweeping range of a half-asleep rage swatter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted June 4 Author Share Posted June 4 Some leeway for the sake of gender inclusivity: Ladies squatting over Mr. Tyson will be left entirely optional. You can do the Castro laugh as you’re peeing into a hefty pail container. Then you can just dump it at his face as he’s getting up like he’s a softball coach. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted June 4 Share Posted June 4 Answer is still no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted June 5 Share Posted June 5 2 hours ago, [classic swim] said: Thought it could go unsaid, but I’m updating the rules once again to say for this hypothetical... you must be an adult. Please be aware that if you still insist on being a child or infant, then that means your own parent or legal guardian has to commence the challenge on your behalf. So, being used as a baby shaped squirt gun fired by my parent isn't an option? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted June 5 Author Share Posted June 5 Hmm, well..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted June 5 Share Posted June 5 2 hours ago, [classic swim] said: Thought it could go unsaid, but I’m updating the rules once again to say for this hypothetical... you must be an adult. Please be aware that if you still insist on being a child or infant, then that means your own parent or legal guardian has to commence the challenge on your behalf. Bold of you to assume prime Mike Tyson wouldn't punch a child. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted June 5 Author Share Posted June 5 2 minutes ago, Seight said: Bold of you to assume prime Mike Tyson wouldn't punch a child. Nah he would but I just wanted to keep things tasteful. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted June 5 Share Posted June 5 fuck no 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted June 5 Author Share Posted June 5 2 minutes ago, ghostrek said: fuck no No one wants to be a team player. But you??? I believe in you most of all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted June 5 Share Posted June 5 he can 2 minutes ago, [classic swim] said: No one wants to be a team player. But you??? I believe in you most of all. F****** Mike Tyson he will f****** kill me he bit a referee's ear don't think of it you bit two referees ears He got sent to prison 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted June 5 Author Share Posted June 5 1 minute ago, ghostrek said: F****** Mike Tyson he will f****** kill me he bit a referee's ear don't think of it you bit two referees ears He got sent to prison You forgot when he told that reporter he was going to fuck him in the ass profusely. Which was also out of primordial instinct just like this! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted June 5 Share Posted June 5 Just now, [classic swim] said: You forgot when he told that reporter he was going to fuck him in the ass profusely. Which was also out of primordial instinct just like this! That's a weird HR for whatever news outlet that reporter work for 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwPp Posted June 5 Share Posted June 5 My pp isn't big enough to do all these pissing stunts. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted June 5 Author Share Posted June 5 “You can’t lathh two minuths in my world!” Well, maybe not two, but I know it’d be a good minute-and-a-half if I had went to see a movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted June 5 Share Posted June 5 2 hours ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: My pp isn't big enough to do all these pissing stunts. Get a rental. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 5 Share Posted June 5 Money's no good to a dead man. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 5 Share Posted June 5 21 hours ago, [classic swim] said: Thought it could go unsaid, but I’m updating the rules once again to say for this hypothetical... you must be an adult. Please be aware that if you still insist on being a child or infant, then that means your own parent or legal guardian has to commence the challenge on your behalf. Adults can proudly wear diapers. Ask me how. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted June 5 Author Share Posted June 5 Adult males doing this challenge should probably wear nothing but a diaper just to further add insult to injury. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 6 Share Posted June 6 Oh, you can’t insult a proud alpha male like me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 6 Share Posted June 6 If I went up to Mike Tyson and called him Balrog, do you think he'll get it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman Posted June 6 Share Posted June 6 8 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: If I went up to Mike Tyson and called him Balrog, do you think he'll get it? Not until fairly recently, where he was told and was surprised, but he’s since done some photos with Balrog cosplayers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreeRoamingVapor Posted June 6 Share Posted June 6 (edited) Only if I'm not interested in keeping my dick. A swift sex change operation like would be quite the life changing decision to make aside from the relentless pain that would certainly come from being bludgeoned to death from a coked up pissed on athlete with mental problems. I think I might need some time to think about this.... also I wouldn't need to laugh like Castro if I already am. Edited June 6 by FreeRoamingVapor 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted June 6 Share Posted June 6 (edited) 15 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: If I went up to Mike Tyson and called him Balrog, do you think he'll get it? Well since Balrog wasn't his name and it was actually M. Bison, he'd pick up on it most likely. Wasn't until Capcom America decided to avoid any possible litigation that he became Balrog. Vega is actually Balrog and I don't think Mike would be too happy that you compared him to the svelte Spaniard Edited June 6 by André Toulon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted Saturday at 06:04 AM Author Share Posted Saturday at 06:04 AM A-do-do-doot-doot-doot-doot-doot-doot doot-doot-doot-doot-doot-doot-doot-doot-doot-doot do-doot...do-doot..doot ...... Flush Awoohwuh-WAWAWAWAWAWAHH 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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