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I'd laugh at it but she's also including human composting which is honestly an inexpensive green choice instead of being buried in an expensive coffin wedged in an expensive vault to keep from sludging into the water supply. You just opt to get mulched and spread around a tree or in a forest or somewhere where food isn't going to be grown. 

I think she thinks people are going to grow carrots in a pile of ground people and serve her people-carrots at the next adult lunchables party. 

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13 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Random question:

If a human eats human flesh... is there a chance they can get a human equivalent of mad-cow disease?

I don't feel like looking up the link for confirmation but I do seem to remember that if there's a disease in the brain, anyone that eats that part of the human raw will get sick. 

And obviously if they are an active ball of horrific STDs, you could potentially get something, especially if again you are eating raw human meat.  [ insert puke emoji here ]

Anything you might pick up from eating pig products, you can pick up from eating human. 

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2 hours ago, katt_goddess said:

if they are an active ball of horrific STDs, you could potentially get something, especially if again you are eating raw human meat.

So when you preheat the corpse to 450 degrees F, you won’t catch gonorrhea and AIDS the way you won’t get salmonella from a fully cooked chicken?

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9 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Random question:

If a human eats human flesh... is there a chance they can get a human equivalent of mad-cow disease?

Yes. It's called kuru (not to be confused with koro) or the laughing disease. It's a spongiform encephalopathy similar to mad cow disease, and can be contracted by eating infected neural tissue (brain or spinal cord). 

 

Edit: ninja'd by disco:ph34r: I think

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4 hours ago, mthor said:

Yes. It's called kuru (not to be confused with koro) or the laughing disease. It's a spongiform encephalopathy similar to mad cow disease, and can be contracted by eating infected neural tissue (brain or spinal cord). 

 

Edit: ninja'd by disco:ph34r: I think

yes ma'am. you did full science and stuff. 

I dream world situation. 

 

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16 hours ago, [classic swim] said:

So when you preheat the corpse to 450 degrees F, you won’t catch gonorrhea and AIDS the way you won’t get salmonella from a fully cooked chicken?

Human is like pork. At most you would need the internal temp to reach 160 and let it rest for 5 or 10 minutes and carry over cooking will bring the temp up to 165.

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1 minute ago, stilgar said:

You need to have counter points or else you will get a spanking.

Yeah because you can’t tell the difference between a singular post and something being the only thing that you do, ever🙄

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2 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

Yeah because you can’t tell the difference between a singular post and something being the only thing that you do, ever🙄

Some people need to be told to either to shut the fuck up or go fuck themselves. Their own actions brought it on themselves. Also, some people can't tell when posts are jokes.

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1 minute ago, stilgar said:

Some people need to be told to either to shut the fuck up or go fuck themselves. Their own actions brought it on themselves. Also, some people can't tell when posts are jokes.

I agree you need to be told those very things frequently and often 

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17 hours ago, [classic swim] said:

So when you preheat the corpse to 450 degrees F, you won’t catch gonorrhea and AIDS the way you won’t get salmonella from a fully cooked chicken?

Part of me wants to say yes, but the more rational part of me says that the smell of super AIDS slowly heating up in the oven would be enough to give you super AIDS anyway. 

And probably ruin the oven.

And the apartment.

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8 hours ago, discolé monade said:

and that's where you'd be wrong. 

think....hibachi style cooking...

er...I mean. you're probably right. 

>_>

With a nice sauce? BBQ all the way. After all, it's supposed to taste like pork or beef, depending on who you talk to.

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On 4/17/2024 at 8:44 PM, [classic swim] said:

So when you preheat the corpse to 450 degrees F, you won’t catch gonorrhea and AIDS the way you won’t get salmonella from a fully cooked chicken?

Bro, when you tell a corpse she’s smoking hot, that’s supposed to be figurative… 

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11 minutes ago, discolé monade said:

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....I mean, it wasn't aboit me so not sure what to tell....

Pooh dropped a warning in some thread about telling people to stfu, and I wasn't sure if I was the one that did it....but reading this thread, I should have known.

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On 4/17/2024 at 8:26 PM, ghostrek said:

Man speaking for myself I support such the idea for a bill

 

On 4/17/2024 at 9:32 PM, discolé monade said:

man....stfu.

i will absolutely take a ban. 

my first ever. and it would be my HONOR to get it from pooh.

 

*ties blindfold. lights joint*

je vis et meurs par ce que je dis!!!

VIVE MA LIBERTE D'EXPRESSION!!!!!

 

 

 
 
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