Game Master Posted July 6, 2023 Share Posted July 6, 2023 (edited) Vice Chancellor Scoobhog is ready to reward his constituents with a holiday that might just end all holidays... or human existence. Partying hard isn't just a right, it's an obligation when you're doing it ASMB style. Team Dean and Team Hank have both proposed some intense holidays for us to partake in, and it's up to you to decide which holiday you would rather survive. Edited July 6, 2023 by Game Master Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Game Master Posted July 6, 2023 Author Share Posted July 6, 2023 Here are the submissions: On 7/4/2023 at 9:15 PM, Vela said: uhhhhhhh...okay then!!!! Just wondering where everybody is XD Team Dean's Submission for the 3rd Survival Challenge: On 7/5/2023 at 3:43 AM, André Toulon said: I actually thought we meant tonight at midnight but whatever 96 hours of Packard, may the COPD take action in 4 days. If we can all stand for the 96 Hours of Packard Poem....I take it you all have it memorized. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted July 6, 2023 Share Posted July 6, 2023 (edited) I know I'm a member of Team Dean, but even if I hadn't been part of this competition, I'd choose Banana Stickers Day over 96 Hours of Packard. Having to deal with 30 minutes of Packard is bad enough. (That is, when he posted here.) But 96 hours? That's just...fucking sadistic, man. Like someone killing you, committing necrophilia by anally raping you, and reanimating your corpse while you're being anally raped just to kill you all over again. Imagine that being done repeatedly over the course of ninety-six hours! Yeah, I'll take my chances with Banana Stickers Day any day of the week. Edited July 6, 2023 by Gemini 1 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted July 6, 2023 Share Posted July 6, 2023 4 minutes ago, Gemini said: I know I'm a member of Team Dean, but even if I hadn't been part of this competition, I'd choose Banana Stickers Day over 96 Hours of Packard. Having to deal with 30 minutes of Packard is bad enough. (That is, when he posted here.) But 96 hours? That's just...fucking sadistic, man. Like someone killing you, committing necrophilia by anally raping you, and reanimating your corpse while you're being anally raped just to kill you all over again. Imagine that being done repeatedly over the course of ninety-six hours! Yeah, I'll take my chances with Banana Stickers Day any day of the week. I couldn’t have said this any fucking better myself. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted July 6, 2023 Share Posted July 6, 2023 1 minute ago, The_annoying_one said: I couldn’t have said this any fucking better myself. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted July 6, 2023 Share Posted July 6, 2023 15 minutes ago, Gemini said: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueraven1999 Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 If I wasn't part of Team Dean I still would have voted for it because of the video. I get strong Elvira vibes from it and I like Elvira. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 13 minutes ago, blueraven1999 said: If I wasn't part of Team Dean I still would have voted for it because of the video. I get strong Elvira vibes from it and I like Elvira. I like her too, the actress seems to have a great personality and her character is like the Gothic version of Mae West who I'm also a fan of. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 Just now, Vela said: I like her too, the actress seems to have a great personality and her character is like the Gothic version of Mae West who I'm also a fan of. I like the actress we used for the video. I think her name was Persephone Schmidt-Mueller or something. Also, anything glorifying Packard is bad. VOTE TEAM DEAN! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 Just for the record though...we all know I don't really dress like that, right? I mean, power to middle aged goth "chicks" I guess XD but I dug up an old Halloween wig and face paint that I had on hand for this +1? for coming up with the idea two days prior and recording it after dealing with a flash-flood crisis in my basement/garage...nobody knows me well enough to tell how spent I look in the vid...but I can tell 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 I think you did a great job. And personally, I didn't notice (or merely chose to overlook it) because I thought the "spent" look was part of the Goth look you were going for. Either way, you did a great job. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueraven1999 Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 3 minutes ago, Vela said: Just for the record though...we all know I don't really dress like that, right? I mean, power to middle aged goth "chicks" I guess XD but I dug up an old Halloween wig and face paint that I had on hand for this +1? for coming up with the idea two days prior and recording it after dealing with a flash-flood crisis in my basement/garage...nobody knows me well enough to tell how spent I look in the vid...but I can tell Of course that goes without saying. Halloween wig and face paint looks wonderful in that video. It was a great idea. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 7 minutes ago, Gemini said: I like the actress we used for the video. I think her name was Persephone Schmidt-Mueller or something. Also, anything glorifying Packard is bad. VOTE TEAM DEAN! lmao. IT'S LEICHENVENE!!! Her youtube persona is called Leichenvene. It means Goat Herder in German! XD She'd fit right in at Dethklolk's Mordhaus. >.> It's...possible I put too much thought into these things; it's a two minute video but she still has an entire back-story and everything 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 (edited) 1 minute ago, Vela said: lmao. IT'S LEICHENVENE!!! Her youtube persona is called Leichenvene. It means Goat Herder in German! XD She'd fit right in at Dethklolk's Mordhaus. >.> It's...possible I put too much thought into these things; it's a two minute video but she still has an entire back-story and everything That's the character she's playing. Her real name is the one I mentioned. Because...reasons. *shrugs* Edited July 7, 2023 by Gemini Just go with me on this, please? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 Just now, discolé monade said: Your shoehands want to clap for a four-day holiday devoted to the morbid absurdity that is Packard. Your agument is invalid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 2 minutes ago, Gemini said: That's the character she's playing. Her real name is the one I mentioned. Because...reasons. *shrugs* Ahhh...I see. I understand where you're going with the Persephone...but then what...were her family blacksmiths who married her off to a miller? The craziest part about this is I literally have a friend who's last name is Mueleman and who's hobby/business is blacksmithing. https://www.meuleurgy.com/?fbclid=IwAR0d6lr-JUQtQRR5bczMbzLvVkoiZGD62ZS7tyeri9IyV7FK5MJ_PX6ngVQ AND AND AND! The wedding that I made that victorian dress for that I posted a few days ago was his wedding. Weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 1 minute ago, Vela said: Ahhh...I see. I understand where you're going with the Persephone...but then what...were her family blacksmiths who married her off to a miller? The craziest part about this is I literally have a friend who's last name is Mueleman and who's hobby/business is blacksmithing. https://www.meuleurgy.com/?fbclid=IwAR0d6lr-JUQtQRR5bczMbzLvVkoiZGD62ZS7tyeri9IyV7FK5MJ_PX6ngVQ AND AND AND! The wedding that I made that victorian dress for that I posted a few days ago was his wedding. Weird. That's actually really cool! I just didn't want to say your actual first name, mon ami. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 10 minutes ago, discolé monade said: No but seriously, how do women do that with their ankles? Actually I know how, I've witnessed girls literally training their ankles so my real question then and now is...wtf why 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 1 minute ago, Vela said: No but seriously, how do women do that with their ankles? Actually I know how, I've witnessed girls literally training their ankles so my real question then and now is...wtf why 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueraven1999 Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 2 minutes ago, Vela said: No but seriously, how do women do that with their ankles? Actually I know how, I've witnessed girls literally training their ankles so my real question then and now is...wtf why That's a good question. I have no idea. I've never worn heels since I have flat feet and I need arch support for my shoes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 (edited) 12 minutes ago, blueraven1999 said: That's a good question. I have no idea. I've never worn heels since I have flat feet and I need arch support for my shoes. In all seriousness, I had a psychology professor tell the class that a woman wearing heels did so because the heels were to make a woman's pelvis jut forward, therefore showing that she had child-bearing hips. In other words, attracting a mate. So really, my Borat "sexy time" gif is truly the answer. (according to my psychology professor, anyway.) Edited July 7, 2023 by Gemini Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 16 minutes ago, Gemini said: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 8 minutes ago, Gemini said: In all seriousness, I had a psychology professor tell the class that a woman wearing heels did so because the heels were to make a woman's pelvis jut forward, therefore showing that she had child-bearing hips. In other words, attracting a mate. So really, my Borat "sexy time" gif is truly the answer. (according to my psychology professor, anyway.) Meanwhile Me: ...sexy 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 8 minutes ago, Vela said: Meanwhile Me: ...sexy lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 27 minutes ago, Gemini said: So really, my Borat "sexy time" gif is truly the answer. Gonna tell my children about the birds and the bees, i.e., the Borat “sexy time” gif. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 22 minutes ago, blueraven1999 said: That's a good question. I have no idea. I've never worn heels since I have flat feet and I need arch support for my shoes. Some girls really do practice conditioning their ankles...it's the weirdest thing to walk into a sleep over (when I was in college) with everybody lounging around, eating snacks with their fuzzy socks on and noticing half the girls sitting with their feet at an unnaturally odd angle like they were being pulled by an invisible force and straining their toes to point straight. It looked so uncomfortable and SO BIZZARRE. Give me wedges any time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 14 minutes ago, Vela said: Some girls really do practice conditioning their ankles...it's the weirdest thing to walk into a sleep over (when I was in college) with everybody lounging around, eating snacks with their fuzzy socks on and noticing half the girls sitting with their feet at an unnaturally odd angle like they were being pulled by an invisible force and straining their toes to point straight. It looked so uncomfortable and SO BIZZARRE. Give me wedges any time. A wedge of cake. (I would've posted a slice of Pineapple Upside Down Cake, but you're allergic.) 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueraven1999 Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 3 hours ago, Gemini said: In all seriousness, I had a psychology professor tell the class that a woman wearing heels did so because the heels were to make a woman's pelvis jut forward, therefore showing that she had child-bearing hips. In other words, attracting a mate. So really, my Borat "sexy time" gif is truly the answer. (according to my psychology professor, anyway.) Just as well that I'm aroace so that doesn't apply to me. Even if I wasn't, I'd never want kids anyway so still wouldn't apply to me. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 11 minutes ago, blueraven1999 said: Just as well that I'm aroace so that doesn't apply to me. Even if I wasn't, I'd never want kids anyway so still wouldn't apply to me. I’m not aroace, but I am 90% sure I never want kids myself. They’re usually nothing but little demons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 13 hours ago, Gemini said: Your shoehands want to clap for a four-day holiday devoted to the morbid absurdity that is Packard. Your agument is invalid. i'm not even quite sure what to say to this. yes shoehand claps for our teams efforts. maybe we should all come in a start a dutch rudder instead? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 lolno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 @Blackrose321 @eklipse @Insipid @Lynnrael @Rogue_Alphonse @Master-Debater131 @Icarus27k VOTE TEAM DEAN! BANANA STICKERS DAY MUST WIN OVER 96 HOURS OF PACKARD! 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 5 minutes ago, Insipid said: No. Thank you for your….contribution? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 I gotta say, goose stepping has more legs than I expected. We're in for another tight competition. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 But, Vela's video promo is bannanas. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 This is getting closer than I expected, but I ain’t scared. Yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, Gemini said: @Blackrose321 @eklipse @Insipid @Lynnrael @Rogue_Alphonse @Master-Debater131 @Icarus27k VOTE TEAM DEAN! BANANA STICKERS DAY MUST WIN OVER 96 HOURS OF PACKARD! Lol, this again...you realize this shamelessness is what got y'all rocked to sleep last time, don't you....I already had my loser bags packed....but welp, guess I'll have to snatch victory from your cold, dead hands. Edited July 7, 2023 by André Toulon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 1 minute ago, André Toulon said: Lol, this again...you realize this shamelessness is what got y'all rocked to sleep last time, don't you....I already had my loser bags packed....but welp, guess I'll have to snatch victory from your cold, dead hands. Remember when you guys advocated votes from people who don't even post here? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 2 minutes ago, André Toulon said: Lol, this again...you realize this shamelessness is what got y'all rocked to sleep last time, don't you....I already had my loser bags packed....but welp, guess I'll have to snatch victory from your cold, dead hands. Clock’s tickin’….. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueraven1999 Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 I'm glad Team Dean is winning right now. It just needs to stay this way. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 8 minutes ago, André Toulon said: Lol, this again...you realize this shamelessness is what got y'all rocked to sleep last time, don't you....I already had my loser bags packed....but welp, guess I'll have to snatch victory from your cold, dead hands. 6 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Remember when you guys advocated votes from people who don't even post here? This. Also, you tagged Nabs last time, too. 'Nuff said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 9 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Remember when you guys advocated votes from people who don't even post here? Yes...that's exactly what I'm referencing. Do try to keep up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 (edited) 1 minute ago, André Toulon said: Yes...that's exactly what I'm referencing. Do try to keep up. Everyone except for Rogue has posted here in the past day or so. Maybe you're the one who needs to keep up, dear boy. Edited July 7, 2023 by Gemini Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 2 minutes ago, Gemini said: This. Also, you tagged Nabs last time, too. 'Nuff said. You can't be this fucking stupid...I tagged a bunch of users who can't post here. That was the joke, but a whole week later and you still don't get it. Do you even read the posts you reply to? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 Just now, Gemini said: Everyone except for Rogue has posted here in the past day or so. Maybe you should be the one who needs to keep up, dear boy. Omg, this slow learning mfer just can't help himself. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 Just now, André Toulon said: Omg, this slow learning mfer just can't help himself. All you have to do is look at their post history. Not hard to do. (And I was referring to the boards in general. Don't know what you're referring to.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 Now this shit is finally getting entertaining. *kegelspasm* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 5 minutes ago, André Toulon said: You can't be this fucking stupid...I tagged a bunch of users who can't post here. That was the joke, but a whole week later and you still don't get it. Do you even read the posts you reply to? Oh, yes. I got the joke just fine. I just didn't find it funny then nor do I find it funny now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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