Dating is hard in 2023

[UwPp]

1 hour ago, lupin_bebop said:

I could answer this honestly.......but, do you really want me to?

Clearly yes 

[lupin_bebop]

9 hours ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said:

Clearly yes 

That……indiff with poop hat tells me that…my opinion has no power here…..maybe I should become a Jedi because the Sith have rejected me. 

[Vamped]

I dont like people.

You could be talking about how awkward/unnerving one particular quest in Cyberpunk 2077 is and then oh here's my dick 

 

get off my phone .... and its not even an impressive one 

 

[Vamped]

Opening msg: "Ive never dated a black girl before but" 

 

.... well dont start now *block*

[UwPp]

4 hours ago, lupin_bebop said:

That……indiff with poop hat tells me that…my opinion has no power here…..maybe I should become a Jedi because the Sith have rejected me. 

I could just prefer poop indifferent instead of regular indifferent. 

[Greeny]

Just ask me out. What's so hard about that?

[lupin_bebop]

4 hours ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said:

I could just prefer poop indifferent instead of regular indifferent. 

Fair enough.

Some reasoning: It’s hard because the people out there are the leftovers from the main course. Especially for introverts.

Speaking as someone with a Y-chromosome, I’m happy that the ladies are wanting higher quality things and their standards have increased. Having said that, they have to remember that OUR standards have increased, too. Especially when it comes to consent. A lot of guys won’t bother approaching you anymore because they don’t want to be seen as aggressive, desperate, or worse, creepy. One wrong word or accidental touch is straight disaster. It’s become so tough that many guys won’t even bother anymore. Even if consent is gained, it’s used as a weapon if something goes bad.

Also, a lot of ladies out there are trying to cash checks they don’t have the funds for. A lot of guys are trying to pay for things that are above their pay grade. Case in point, I met someone who expected me to do everything for them. They said they brought themselves to the table. That’s not enough. You can’t expect me to invest in an asset that is past prime with even more diminishing returns. Having said that, as an elder millennial, I’m also seeing that it’s tough because I work full time (and at night), and scheduling is an issue.

Edited June 29, 2023 by lupin_bebop

[Vamped]

6 hours ago, lupin_bebop said:

Fair enough.

Some reasoning: It’s hard because the people out there are the leftovers from the main course. Especially for introverts.

Speaking as someone with a Y-chromosome, I’m happy that the ladies are wanting higher quality things and their standards have increased. Having said that, they have to remember that OUR standards have increased, too. Especially when it comes to consent. A lot of guys won’t bother approaching you anymore because they don’t want to be seen as aggressive, desperate, or worse, creepy. One wrong word or accidental touch is straight disaster. It’s become so tough that many guys won’t even bother anymore. Even if consent is gained, it’s used as a weapon if something goes bad.

Also, a lot of ladies out there are trying to cash checks they don’t have the funds for. A lot of guys are trying to pay for things that are above their pay grade. Case in point, I met someone who expected me to do everything for them. They said they brought themselves to the table. That’s not enough. You can’t expect me to invest in an asset that is past prime with even more diminishing returns. Having said that, as an elder millennial, I’m also seeing that it’s tough because I work full time (and at night), and scheduling is an issue.

 

Damn .... you told that lady her coochie is past its prime to her face??? 

 

 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

21 minutes ago, Vamped said:

 

Damn .... you told that lady her coochie is past its prime to her face??? 

 

 

Well if his intent was to end it and tell her off, which it seems like to me it was...

[Vamped]

1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Well if his intent was to end it and tell her off, which it seems like to me it was...

So ... what you're saying is its okay to be like .... "and your dick is trash" on the way out then? 

 

 

 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

27 minutes ago, Vamped said:

So ... what you're saying is its okay to be like .... "and your dick is trash" on the way out then? 

 

 

 

Um, yeah? If you wanna tell someone off.

If you want to be nice about it you probably shouldn't though. 

[Vamped]

"Asset that's past its prime" sounds problematic to me though if I'm being honest 

[André Toulon]

1 hour ago, Vamped said:

"Asset that's past its prime" sounds problematic to me though if I'm being honest 

Kudz said she can't get that paper on the block and he ain't putting up with no ho that can't get on that stroll.

He's on that pimp shit....he owns a goddamned massage table or some shit....regular dudes don't have those.

*Thinks back....he did tell us his dad wanted to borrow his massage table to knock some trim down, didn't he*

 

[discolé monade]

no, the fuck, he is not!

[discolé monade]

5 hours ago, Vamped said:

 

Damn .... you told that lady her coochie is past its prime to her face??? 

 

 

[Mode 7]

[Lynnrael]

dating is hard because consent is too important? I'm sorry, what the fuck? 

the reason dating is harder is the same reason everything sucks more: we live in an increasingly commodified society where dating and sex are products, while any and all of our traditional forms of building community and socializing have been stripped away by capitalism. workplaces have always been alienating, but that is getting worse and worse and the rest of our society is also increasingly alienated. we used to have public spaces where it was considered normal to go and just hang out, but those are being commodified too, and social interaction without spending money is becoming more difficult to do. meanwhile almost all of us have to work more and spend more of our life worrying about survival. 

dating is hard because we live in a capitalist dystopian hell hole. 

 

[André Toulon]

27 minutes ago, discolé monade said:

no, the fuck, he is not!

Oh shit, that was lupin. 

I didn't even read that post, I was just replying to vamped and have no clue how I got kudasai out of it.

I gotta stop coming here first thing in the morning, and I was pretty baked because I didn't have shit to do today except go to the Dr.

[Vamped]

3 hours ago, André Toulon said:

Oh shit, that was lupin. 

I didn't even read that post, I was just replying to vamped and have no clue how I got kudasai out of it.

I gotta stop coming here first thing in the morning, and I was pretty baked because I didn't have shit to do today except go to the Dr.

Thought you just wanted to randomly remind everybody that Kudasai's dad definitely smashed that woman on his massage table.

[Vamped]

3 hours ago, Lynnrael said:

dating is hard because consent is too important? I'm sorry, what the fuck? 

 

 

Consent is too hard .... you just go up to em and grab em by the genitals to see if their assets are past their prime 

 

Sorry ma'am but that coochie's a lil expired

 

Unfortunately sir .... that dick has gone bad. 

[discolé monade]

4 hours ago, André Toulon said:

Oh shit, that was lupin. 

I didn't even read that post, I was just replying to vamped and have no clue how I got kudasai out of it.

I gotta stop coming here first thing in the morning, and I was pretty baked because I didn't have shit to do today except go to the Dr.

"You can’t expect me to invest in an asset that is past prime with even more diminishing returns.

 

yes that was lupin droppin'....whatever that was.

and as i stated.

no. the fuck. he is not. 

 

[scoobdog]

Just now, discolé monade said:

yes that was lupin droppin'....whatever that was.

and as i stated.

no. the fuck. he is not. 

 

Lupin got the INCEL thing going strong.  He's even using words wrong and shit.

[discolé monade]

[MasqueradeOverture]

Dating doesn't exist because I've never experienced it.

Same goes for outer space or Australia.

[Gemini]

Dating is so bad in this country we should go back to having arranged marriages.

/sarcasm

Edited June 29, 2023 by Gemini
Just in case you didn’t catch that, it is a joke.

[scoobdog]

8 minutes ago, Gemini said:

Dating is so bad in this country we should go back to having arranged marriages.

/sarcasm

You spend more time qualifying your joke then making the joke.

[[classic swim]]

This was a quality read.

[Vamped]

36 minutes ago, Gemini said:

Dating is so bad in this country we should go back to having arranged marriages.

/sarcasm

Okay ... let's do it. 

 

We'll trade you Ghostrek to do with as you wish for like .... one corgi puppy and .... uh .... a bag of Ruffles 

 

[Gemini]

40 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

You spend more time qualifying your joke then making the joke.

I love you, too, pal.

[Gemini]

10 minutes ago, Vamped said:

Okay ... let's do it. 

 

We'll trade you Ghostrek to do with as you wish for like .... one corgi puppy and .... uh .... a bag of Ruffles 

 

As long as that bag of ruffles is cheddar and sour cream flavored or flaming hot cheddar and sour cream flavored, I’m in!

[Vamped]

10 minutes ago, Gemini said:

As long as that bag of ruffles is cheddar and sour cream flavored or flaming hot cheddar and sour cream flavored, I’m in!

You understand that we get the dog and the chips and you get Ghostrek right? 

[discolé monade]

2 minutes ago, Vamped said:

You understand that we get the dog and the chips and you get Ghostrek right? 

 eh....he's just happy

 

 

 

 

[Gemini]

27 minutes ago, Vamped said:

You understand that we get the dog and the chips and you get Ghostrek right? 

Yeeeeeeeeees. I can also trade him later for another bag of chips.

[scoobdog]

1 hour ago, Vamped said:

You understand that we get the dog and the chips and you get Ghostrek right? 

And his magic wand,

[UwPp]

Dating app lasted a week. 

I’ve officially accepted dying alone in this capitalistic asset grabbing society. 

[Mode 7]

2 minutes ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said:

Dating app lasted a week. 

I’ve officially accepted dying alone in this capitalistic asset grabbing society. 

welcome to my world

[lupin_bebop]

14 hours ago, Vamped said:

 

Damn .... you told that lady her coochie is past its prime to her face??? 

 

 

No. 

[lupin_bebop]

11 hours ago, Vamped said:

So ... what you're saying is its okay to be like .... "and your dick is trash" on the way out then? 

 

 

 

See my previous answer. 

[lupin_bebop]

8 hours ago, Lynnrael said:

the reason dating is harder is the same reason everything sucks more: we live in an increasingly commodified society where dating and sex are products, while any and all of our traditional forms of building community and socializing have been stripped away

This. 

[lupin_bebop]

4 hours ago, scoobdog said:

Lupin got the INCEL thing going strong.  He's even using words wrong and shit.

Who is using words wrong?
You definitely are here, but then again, correcting your thought process is none of my business, so I apologize you think that. 

[scoobdog]

Cool.  Well, now I really want to know what these “past prime assets” are.  I mean if it’s her wit, maybe you shouldn’t be trawling the dementia ward my dude.

[Vela]

5 hours ago, discolé monade said:

 Thank you, this is exactly what grabbing pussy reminded me of.

[Gemini]

2 hours ago, scoobdog said:

And his magic wand,

As long as he's not a Slytherin. lol (Also, I hope you have a sister, ghostrek.)

Edited June 30, 2023 by Gemini
Yes, I know you mean ghostrek's weiner. lol

[eklipse]

Can your friends set you up?  

The apps sound horrible.  It seems like people wouldn’t want to spend the time to get to know someone because they can always swipe for someone else.  What’s it called (?), choice paralysis or whatever.  

Although I have a couple of friends who met their husbands on apps but I don’t know which ones and this was a long time ago.

Edited June 30, 2023 by eklipse

[Vamped]

39 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

Cool.  Well, now I really want to know what these “past prime assets” are.  I mean if it’s her wit, maybe you shouldn’t be trawling the dementia ward my dude.

Spoiler

 

 

We all know what it is 

[scoobdog]

2 minutes ago, Vamped said:

  Reveal hidden contents

 

 

We all know what it is 

Of course we do.

[scoobdog]

28 minutes ago, Gemini said:

As long as he's not a Slytherin. lol (Also, I hope you have a sister, ghostrek.)

Did you really, in fact, know I was alluding to Ghostrek’s insanely huge assets?

[Vela]

36 minutes ago, Gemini said:

As long as he's not a Slytherin. lol (Also, I hope you have a sister, ghostrek.)

ghostreks's weiner is a slytherin 

 

[please dismiss, I had to type it because I couldn't get it out of my head]

[Gemini]

18 minutes ago, Vela said:

ghostreks's weiner is a slytherin 

 

[please dismiss, I had to type it because I couldn't get it out of my head]

[Gemini]

36 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

Did you really, in fact, know I was alluding to Ghostrek’s insanely huge assets?

Yes, i did, actually.

Come on, scoob. I know I can act rather obtuse sometimes, but "his magic wand" is just too obvious.

Edited June 30, 2023 by Gemini
lol majic?