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20 minutes ago, Gemini said:

*walks into bar and sits down at bar counter* I, too, have returned.

Bartender, may I have some hard apple cider, please? Whatever you've got will be fine. Thanks.

Lots of people at the bar today.

*hugs everyone*

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6 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

*hugs you back* I almost hate to repeat an order from earlier, but could I also get a vodka & Sprite?

Haha that’s ok! I copied your pineapple vodka before.  

Tonight feels like it should be a drinking night.  Cheers to all our SwimGuardians. 

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6 hours ago, Gemini said:

*walks into bar and sits down at bar counter* I, too, have returned.

Bartender, may I have some hard apple cider, please? Whatever you've got will be fine. Thanks.

*Hands a bottle of Bulmer's Woodpecker*

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10 hours ago, eklipse said:

Lots of people at the bar today.

*hugs everyone*

*hugs back* Yeah, I'm here for obvious reasons.

*raises bottle of Bulmer's Woodpecker hard apple cider* A toast to Saddy's memory! See you cowgirl, someday, somewhere.

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16 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said:

*slams drink down*

Play it again, man. Another.

*presents a 3rd vodka & sprite*

Reminds me of a skit on a Martin Mull Lp.

Tom Waits (as surly bartender): "You want somethin?"

Mull: "Yeah, I'll have a scotch...hang on..."  

(SFX of a bunch of change hitting the bar)

Mull:  "...I think I have enough for a double!"

TW:  "I think you have enough for your funeral."

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On 6/16/2023 at 7:47 PM, tsar4 said:

*presents a 3rd vodka & sprite*

Reminds me of a skit on a Martin Mull Lp.

Tom Waits (as surly bartender): "You want somethin?"

Mull: "Yeah, I'll have a scotch...hang on..."  

(SFX of a bunch of change hitting the bar)

Mull:  "...I think I have enough for a double!"

TW:  "I think you have enough for your funeral."

Yeah. I know. *sipping on drink*

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Today, I spent 4 1/2 hours with my husband. For context, that's the longest amount of time that we've spent within 200 yards of each other in over 20 years.

I need a shot of Hawaiian Punch and a water glass full of Everclear.

Edit: No ice, please.

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9 hours ago, mthor said:

Today, I spent 4 1/2 hours with my husband. For context, that's the longest amount of time that we've spent within 200 yards of each other in over 20 years.

I need a shot of Hawaiian Punch and a water glass full of Everclear.

Edit: No ice, please.

Wakes up, wipes the cobwebs off the bottles & glasses, sets the shot & glass down in the layer of dust in front of mthor, nods to the bouncer, then pitches a shot glass at him to wake him up, nods again toward mthor while keeping eye contact with the bouncer.  The bouncer grabs the air mattress to have it at the ready.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1NEgIfyVsw

 

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