The Uneven Bar

[eklipse]

I’m back too.  Can you do a green tea shot, barkeep?  

I want something a little sweet.  I’ll take whatever you have tho.  

[Gemini]

*walks into bar and sits down at bar counter* I, too, have returned.

Bartender, may I have some hard apple cider, please? Whatever you've got will be fine. Thanks.

[eklipse]

20 minutes ago, Gemini said:

*walks into bar and sits down at bar counter* I, too, have returned.

Bartender, may I have some hard apple cider, please? Whatever you've got will be fine. Thanks.

Lots of people at the bar today.

*hugs everyone*

[The_annoying_one]

44 minutes ago, eklipse said:

Lots of people at the bar today.

*hugs everyone*

*hugs you back* I almost hate to repeat an order from earlier, but could I also get a vodka & Sprite?

[eklipse]

6 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

*hugs you back* I almost hate to repeat an order from earlier, but could I also get a vodka & Sprite?

Haha that’s ok! I copied your pineapple vodka before.  

Tonight feels like it should be a drinking night.  Cheers to all our SwimGuardians. 

[tsar4]

*Climbs down from ladder after adding another name to the Wall of Legends*

*delivers the vodka and sprite*

NP:https://youtu.be/REfKNbNndzo

 

[tsar4]

6 hours ago, eklipse said:

I’m back too.  Can you do a green tea shot, barkeep?  

I want something a little sweet.  I’ll take whatever you have tho.  

*Serves a shot of Krupnik*

[tsar4]

6 hours ago, Gemini said:

*walks into bar and sits down at bar counter* I, too, have returned.

Bartender, may I have some hard apple cider, please? Whatever you've got will be fine. Thanks.

*Hands a bottle of Bulmer's Woodpecker*

[tsar4]

4 hours ago, The_annoying_one said:

*hugs you back* I almost hate to repeat an order from earlier, but could I also get a vodka & Sprite?

*Serves a second*

[lupin_bebop]

2 hours ago, tsar4 said:

*Climbs down from ladder after adding another name to the Wall of Legends*

*delivers the vodka and sprite*

NP:https://youtu.be/REfKNbNndzo

 

*slams back drink* 

Another, por favor.

[Gemini]

10 hours ago, eklipse said:

Lots of people at the bar today.

*hugs everyone*

*hugs back* Yeah, I'm here for obvious reasons.

*raises bottle of Bulmer's Woodpecker hard apple cider* A toast to Saddy's memory! See you cowgirl, someday, somewhere.

[tsar4]

10 hours ago, lupin_bebop said:

*slams back drink* 

Another, por favor.

"Konyeshna"

*places 2nd drink down*

[lupin_bebop]

1 hour ago, tsar4 said:

"Konyeshna"

*places 2nd drink down*

*slams drink down*

Play it again, man. Another.

[tsar4]

16 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said:

*slams drink down*

Play it again, man. Another.

*presents a 3rd vodka & sprite*

Reminds me of a skit on a Martin Mull Lp.

Tom Waits (as surly bartender): "You want somethin?"

Mull: "Yeah, I'll have a scotch...hang on..."  

(SFX of a bunch of change hitting the bar)

Mull:  "...I think I have enough for a double!"

TW:  "I think you have enough for your funeral."

[romana]

Bacardi 151 shot

I need to toast Saddy.  

[scoobdog]

It’s a Friday night…..

Can I have a two fingers of your finest rye, neat, please?

[The_annoying_one]

1 hour ago, romana said:

Bacardi 151 shot

I need to toast Saddy.  

*hugs Romana*

I would like the same, and for the same reason. 

[eklipse]

2 hours ago, romana said:

Bacardi 151 shot

I need to toast Saddy.  

*hugs romana too*

I’d like to join this toast too.  One of the same please barkeep?  Thanks 

[lupin_bebop]

On 6/16/2023 at 7:47 PM, tsar4 said:

*presents a 3rd vodka & sprite*

Reminds me of a skit on a Martin Mull Lp.

Tom Waits (as surly bartender): "You want somethin?"

Mull: "Yeah, I'll have a scotch...hang on..."  

(SFX of a bunch of change hitting the bar)

Mull:  "...I think I have enough for a double!"

TW:  "I think you have enough for your funeral."

Yeah. I know. *sipping on drink*

[André Toulon]

Shhhhhh.....Just Vote Scoobdog

 

[tsar4]

4 hours ago, André Toulon said:

Shhhhhh.....Just Vote Scoobdog

 

NP: https://youtu.be/LiQW1TlDZMU

 

[romana]

On 6/21/2023 at 8:09 PM, tsar4 said:

NP: https://youtu.be/LiQW1TlDZMU

 

Are those shots on the way?  

[eklipse]

On 6/23/2023 at 11:12 PM, romana said:

Are those shots on the way?  

When they get here, I’ll have a drink with you and anyone else who’s around. 🍻

[The_annoying_one]

I could definitely use a drink to clear my mind. What's on tap tonight?

[Lynnrael]

I'm having an ipa right now, but only to get started, I'll stick to a honey kolsch after this. cheers

[tsar4]

On 6/24/2023 at 1:12 AM, romana said:

Are those shots on the way?  

*comes through a doorway, emerging from a cloud of smoke*

Sorry, things got a little hazy there, I got turned around.  *sets up a tray of Bacardi shots*

NP: https://youtu.be/9EXE28i4JXU

 

[tsar4]

9 hours ago, The_annoying_one said:

I could definitely use a drink to clear my mind. What's on tap tonight?

*puzzled*

Everything!

[The_annoying_one]

4 hours ago, tsar4 said:

*puzzled*

Everything!

*is a little embarrassed to ask such a dumb question*
In that case, I will have my regular, sir. One vodka & Sprite.

[tsar4]

5 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

*is a little embarrassed to ask such a dumb question*
In that case, I will have my regular, sir. One vodka & Sprite.

*produces a vodka and movable object block*

Not partaking of the Bacardi shots, eh?

NP: https://youtu.be/dXH10In1AFY

 

[The_annoying_one]

17 minutes ago, tsar4 said:

*produces a vodka and movable object block*

Not partaking of the Bacardi shots, eh?

NP: https://youtu.be/dXH10In1AFY

 

Thank you, sir.

*totally let the Bacardi shots slip his mind*
A bit too early for something that strong. Perhaps tonight.

[tsar4]

Bar's been quiet

NP:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXgFHlJ7TdY

 

[mthor]

Today, I spent 4 1/2 hours with my husband. For context, that's the longest amount of time that we've spent within 200 yards of each other in over 20 years.

I need a shot of Hawaiian Punch and a water glass full of Everclear.

Edit: No ice, please.

Edited July 6, 2024 by mthor

[tsar4]

9 hours ago, mthor said:

Today, I spent 4 1/2 hours with my husband. For context, that's the longest amount of time that we've spent within 200 yards of each other in over 20 years.

I need a shot of Hawaiian Punch and a water glass full of Everclear.

Edit: No ice, please.

Wakes up, wipes the cobwebs off the bottles & glasses, sets the shot & glass down in the layer of dust in front of mthor, nods to the bouncer, then pitches a shot glass at him to wake him up, nods again toward mthor while keeping eye contact with the bouncer.  The bouncer grabs the air mattress to have it at the ready.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1NEgIfyVsw

 

[tsar4]

Happy Birthday Ringo - Peace & Love!

https://youtu.be/1pNBoEk2a9g

 

[tsar4]

Don't know about anybody else, but I need a drink.

https://youtu.be/-9poCAuYT-s

https://youtu.be/nxlFMSPdcR4