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Elon Musk now owns Twitter, apparently trying to run it into the ground


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as we waited for those in need to sign up for meals during the break in a small powdunk town that really should by unincorporated, we watched a cyber truck, pulling a recreational  boat,  i just stared and pointed and laughed, mid wanted to know wtf he was looking at, and a  board member flipped them off, bashful, but a bird none the less. 

 

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1 hour ago, discolé monade said:

LET'S GET READDDDYYYY TO RRRRUMMMMMMBBBBLLLLLEEEE!!!!!!

“It was two billionaire, middle-aged men thinking it was WWE in the hall of the West Wing,” a witness told Axios when the incident first emerged.

“F--- you! F--- you! F--- you!” Bessent reportedly shouted at Musk. “I can’t hear you,” Musk said. “Say it louder.”

Bessent punched him in the eye. Musk got beat by someone a dozen years older than him, or more 😆

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5 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

Bessent punched him in the eye. Musk got beat by someone a dozen years older than him, or more 😆

i went snooping last night when i saw this plastered everywhere, and i immediately thought it was papa musk. but nope. 

a boomer rang his bell. XD

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Takes one to know one, Elon. Hope no one is fooled into giving him any kind of credit for this though. Even with this criticism he's still trying to twist reality, calling out the bill for being "pork-filled" rather than saying what's really ballooning the deficit in it, which is of course the tax cuts for the mega wealthy. They probably will try to go gut healthcare and other social services even further before this thing reaches its final form sadly, so I wouldn't be at all surprised if he falls back in line on this later on.

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Just a thought - maybe Elon isn't on drugs.  Maybe he has the beta version of Neuralink, and the updates and whatever the bsod equivalent is are causing reboots in real time.

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2 hours ago, tsar4 said:

Just a thought - maybe Elon isn't on drugs.  Maybe he has the beta version of Neuralink, and the updates and whatever the bsod equivalent is are causing reboots in real time.

*pretend I posted a gif of Mike Meyers as Melon Husk saying 'Glitch' over and over again....

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15 minutes ago, Jman said:

Musk and Trump are openly going at it on social media and Tesla has sunk 8% since they did.

Trump said Musk has TDS.  I just can’t wait to see all the MAGA shit heads destroying their Cybertrucks that they purchased just to own the libs. 

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3 hours ago, Jman said:

Musk and Trump are openly going at it on social media and Tesla has sunk 8% since they did.

Make no mistake, this is as much about Musk trying to protect (futility) his control over Tesla as it is about any disagreement he might have with Trump.  Now that Trump is threatening Musk’s federal contracts as well, Musk is delightfully close to being shoved out of both Tesla and SpaceX.

Count Stephula is sending cruel texts to Katie right about now.

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1 hour ago, scoobdog said:

Make no mistake, this is as much about Musk trying to protect (futility) his control over Tesla as it is about any disagreement he might have with Trump.  Now that Trump is threatening Musk’s federal contracts as well, Musk is delightfully close to being shoved out of both Tesla and SpaceX.

Count Stephula is sending cruel texts to Katie right about now.

“Count Stephula” just about put me in the grave 💀😆😆😆

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5 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

Trump said Musk has TDS.  I just can’t wait to see all the MAGA shit heads destroying their Cybertrucks that they purchased just to own the libs. 

I'll let y'all know if I see the two shit-wagons around here headed into a carwash. 

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1 hour ago, katt_goddess said:

I'll let y'all know if I see the two shit-wagons around here headed into a carwash. 

Lol where I live I see them all over the place.  No shit there are at least 5. Every tenth vehicle is some other kind of Tesla. Those were probably purchased before he went all Nazi. The Cybertrucks, I am 90% sure they were spite purchases.  Staten Island is Trump country. Just the other day a Trumpster told me they blame Biden for Trump shitting on the constitution. “It’s Biden’s fault because he had back hoes lifting the razor wire at the border allowing in hordes of murderers and rapists” fuckin people are crazy 

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12 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

Lol where I live I see them all over the place.  No shit there are at least 5. Every tenth vehicle is some other kind of Tesla. Those were probably purchased before he went all Nazi. The Cybertrucks, I am 90% sure they were spite purchases.  Staten Island is Trump country. Just the other day a Trumpster told me they blame Biden for Trump shitting on the constitution. “It’s Biden’s fault because he had back hoes lifting the razor wire at the border allowing in hordes of murderers and rapists” fuckin people are crazy 

There are two Wank Panzers in the area that I know of because the slowly rusting original-crispy one is always parked near Taco Bell and the black one used to cruise around town trying to be cool but has now had to move those cruises to very early in the morning [ and I'll still catch him sometimes to flip him off ]. 

The hilarious part about the black one is the guy called into one of the local tv stations to cry about how everyone was being mean to cyberdumpster owners. While doing a live interview in a park to cry about his victimhood, someone drove up off camera and yelled 'F*CK YOU'. Live. 

The ones around here didn't necessarily get theirs to own the libs per se, they got them so they could drive around and humblebrag about how much they spent on a car. Jokes on them, they are now the proud owners of uninsurable bombs. 

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7 hours ago, Jman said:

Musk and Trump are openly going at it on social media and Tesla has sunk 8% since they did.

I cannot believe the thing that everyone thought was going to happen eventually is finally happening.

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36 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

There are two Wank Panzers in the area that I know of because the slowly rusting original-crispy one is always parked near Taco Bell and the black one used to cruise around town trying to be cool but has now had to move those cruises to very early in the morning [ and I'll still catch him sometimes to flip him off ]. 

The hilarious part about the black one is the guy called into one of the local tv stations to cry about how everyone was being mean to cyberdumpster owners. While doing a live interview in a park to cry about his victimhood, someone drove up off camera and yelled 'F*CK YOU'. Live. 

The ones around here didn't necessarily get theirs to own the libs per se, they got them so they could drive around and humblebrag about how much they spent on a car. Jokes on them, they are now the proud owners of uninsurable bombs. 

Just today I saw this hideous black/blue/blurple/purple one. I’m not even exaggerating, driving past it looks like half a dozen different colors. 

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20 minutes ago, Seight said:

I cannot believe the thing that everyone thought was going to happen eventually is finally happening.

Personally, I was glad it took as long as it did because the implosion was all the more spectacular.  Stockton Rush would give it two thumbs up, if he still had thumbs.

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22 minutes ago, Seight said:

I cannot believe the thing that everyone thought was going to happen eventually is finally happening.

It’s crazy cuz this didn’t have to happen. He was leaving anyway. He decided to burn shit down on the way out and I am so here for it 

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