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[Seight]

Okay, so now we know three QBs are the most QBs you can lose at one time before your offense runs into trouble.

[1pooh4u]

1 hour ago, stilgar said:

I mean, either way Philly was gonna get destroyed tonight.

Philly Sports fans do not know how to act so I absolutely believe you 😆

[1pooh4u]

The Chiefs are killing it up front only way this game stays manageable is for Cin D to keep holding KC to 3

mahomes never beat burrows yet btw but burrows seems rattled 

[Gemini]

And I'm 0-1 today. It's close in KC right now.

Pooh: I don't know if I'd say Burrow is rattled. I do know that the Bengals O-line is missing three starters and that's making a huge difference.

[1pooh4u]

Seems pretty rattled to me he just threw an int. I picked the Bengals but honestly I want KC to win.  

[Gemini]

6 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

Seems pretty rattled to me he just threw an int. I picked the Bengals but honestly I want KC to win.  

You're right. After I initially rebutted you, I thought "well, maybe Pooh has a point" and watched that last series more closely. He seemed like he was rattled there because he was rushing the throw when he threw that INT.

Edited January 30, 2023 by hornedlizardman

[1pooh4u]

Now we got a game 

13 up

[Gemini]

Mahomes just had the ball slip out of his hand as he was about to throw it. Bengals recovered, and they just converted on fourth down. They're six yards from glory.

[1pooh4u]

This is the better game today I like shoot outs 

[1pooh4u]

Eli Apple is a dick lol dum dum move 

[Gemini]

Two-minute warning, and the Bengals have the ball. I don't think this bodes well for the Chiefs.

[1pooh4u]

That dude that hit mahomes out of bounds is crying and he should be. Dum dum unnecessary dumbness 

[1pooh4u]

Chiefs Eagles 

[atomicinumatt]

All I can say about the game was wow.. 

[molarbear]

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/35558060/sources-chargers-hiring-kellen-moore-new-oc

WTF?!?!?

This dude is still around?

[1pooh4u]

Ginguy got his dumb ass b& for being a dummy fuck idiot so lol idk wtf to tell you guys. Games over I declare myself the winner 

nah jk jk I’ll eventually do it probably tomorrow since it’s just this scoring and the Super Bowl. Only like 5 of us playing anyway.  Lol cuz I did the game one year cuz Ginguy couldn’t. I hated it 😆

[Seight]

13 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

Ginguy got his dumb ass b& for being a dummy fuck idiot 

 

[1pooh4u]

6 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

Ginguy got his dumb ass b& for being a dummy fuck idiot so lol idk wtf to tell you guys. Games over I declare myself the winner 

nah jk jk I’ll eventually do it probably tomorrow since it’s just this scoring and the Super Bowl. Only like 5 of us playing anyway.  Lol cuz I did the gane one year cuz Ginguy couldn’t. I hated it 😆

Never mind I’m not doing it someone else already volunteered and I thank them for it 

[scoobdog]

1 hour ago, 1pooh4u said:

Never mind I’m not doing it someone else already volunteered and I thank them for it 

Does this mean he didn’t show up on an alt?

[1pooh4u]

4 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

Does this mean he didn’t show up on an alt?

That’s a good question. I thought Katt said he had alts but idk if he’s posting.  How long do you think we should give him?  The game is 2 weeks away so it’s not like it’s gotta be done immediately.  

[Master-Debater131]

1 hour ago, 1pooh4u said:

That’s a good question. I thought Katt said he had alts but idk if he’s posting.  How long do you think we should give him?  The game is 2 weeks away so it’s not like it’s gotta be done immediately.  

I mean, you all only have two options here.

 

Only 1 if you dont want me to hate you all forever.

Seriously, fuck the chiefs

[Gemini]

6 minutes ago, Master-Debater131 said:

I mean, you all only have two options here.

 

Only 1 if you dont want me to hate you all forever.

Seriously, fuck the chiefs

I'm rooting for a blimp crash.

[Master-Debater131]

 

YES!

 

Finally a good coach. If he cant fix this team then its time to burn it to the ground and rebuild. Instantly expect 10 wins next year now.

[Master-Debater131]

This also means the circle is complete. Peyton Manning, George Paton, and Sean Payton. 3 different ways to spell the same name.

OUR POWER IS MAXIMUM!

[Seight]

Denver's thinking: "Sean Payton won a Super Bowl, maybe he can help fix whatever happened with Russell Wilson this year."

Houston's thinking: "Shit, Indy's really possibly thinking of keeping Jeff Saturday, we might need to hire an actual HC."

[scoobdog]

8 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

That’s a good question. I thought Katt said he had alts but idk if he’s posting.  How long do you think we should give him?  The game is 2 weeks away so it’s not like it’s gotta be done immediately.  

Next Monday.   I can tabulate the scores and post them in the meantime.

[Seight]

Well, Tom Brady has retired again.

Unless he invests in...idk, VTubing or microloans or some shit and ends up starting for Las Vegas or San Francisco Week 1.

[scoobdog]

1 hour ago, Seight said:

Well, Tom Brady has retired again.

Unless he invests in...idk, VTubing or microloans or some shit and ends up starting for Las Vegas or San Francisco Week 1.

I think he's set by whoever he calls games for.  He can't be any more boring then Joe Buck.

[Gemini]

1 minute ago, scoobdog said:

I think he's set by whoever he calls games for.  He can't be any more boring then Joe Buck.

Didn't he sign with Fox for a reported $300 Million for the duration of the contract?

[Seight]

8 hours ago, scoobdog said:

I think he's set by whoever he calls games for.  He can't be any more boring then Joe Buck.

I'd be curious to see if he's better than Greg Olsen.

Related, does it seem to anyone else like Tony Romo got worse this year?

[scoobdog]

6 hours ago, Seight said:

I'd be curious to see if he's better than Greg Olsen.

Related, does it seem to anyone else like Tony Romo got worse this year?

I don't know if he got worse, but his voice sure did.

[Gemini]

1 minute ago, scoobdog said:

I don't know if he got worse, but his voice sure did.

I swear he kind of sounded like Cartman in that one Subway commercial with Charles Barkley where he said "Easy there, big guy!" in response to something the Round Mound of Rebound said about the sub they were featuring at the time.

[Seight]

Let's check in on the Pro Bowl:

 

[1pooh4u]

It’s flag football, right? But what else they doing. I never watch the pro bowl

[Gemini]

On 2/5/2023 at 8:47 AM, 1pooh4u said:

It’s flag football, right? But what else they doing. I never watch the pro bowl

I love football, but do I love it so much as to watch NFL players play flag football for the Pro Bowl? No, I certainly do not.

[1pooh4u]

41 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said:

I love football, but do I love it so much as to watch NFL players play flag football for the Pro Bowl? No, I certainly do not.

Yeah, I’m not watching grown ass people making a million dollars to play a game of flag football.  If enough people don’t watch it maybe they’ll stop the game altogether.  It’s not fun for a large chunk of football fans and the players don’t wanna play. That’s why it’s flag football to entice them to play by convincing them they won’t get hurt cuz it’s ffb 

Edited February 6, 2023 by 1pooh4u
Damn you to hell autocorrect

[Gemini]

35 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

Yeah, I’m not watching grown ass people making a million dollars to play a game of flag football.  If enough people  don’t watch it maybe they’ll stop the game altogether.  It’s not fun for a large chunk of football fans and the players don’t wanna play. That’s why it’s flag football to entice them to play by convincing them they won’t get hurt cuz it’s ffb 

You're preaching to the choir. I'm not the biggest fan of the Pro Bowl in general, but I'd watch it because, well, football. But this year? Nah. Fuck that. I'll play ESPN NFL 2K5 on my PS2 instead.

[1pooh4u]

I never really watched it. Lol it’s been so long that I could’ve sworn the last time I saw it it was AFTER the Super Bowl but idk that’s how long it’s been 😆

[Gemini]

10 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

I never really watched it. Lol it’s been so long that I could’ve sworn the last time I saw it it was AFTER the Super Bowl but idk that’s how long it’s been 😆

Lucky. I kinda wish we could go back to that and that they actually play some semblance of real football. (I get that they don't want the players to get hurt playing an all-star game of sorts, but come on! Give the fans what they want!)

[1pooh4u]

I’m still debating my pick. Definitely want KC to win but the Eagles looked formidable. Idrc like I would if the jets were in it but still I just hate the Eagles and if they win it couldn’t happen to a more least deserving fan base. 

[Gemini]

I think I said this under Kalgan in here, but in case I didn't...
I think Philly will just be too much for the Chiefs. As much as I want Mahomes to become a multiple-time Super Bowl Champion, I just can't see it this year. Philadelphia's defense is gonna be too much for him, especially with that bad ankle of his.

[Seight]

 

[Seight]

Never count out...uh...let's go with "Playmaker Pat"?

[Master-Debater131]

Rigged!

 

Garbage penalty!

[Gemini]

57 minutes ago, Master-Debater131 said:

Rigged!

 

Garbage penalty!

What I'll say is this: They had been calling pretty much a clean game and letting them play, only calling OBVIOUS penalties. Why suddenly call that? I mean yes, it was a defensive hold, but at that juncture of the game, let them play, especially since you had been doing that all game long.

Edited February 13, 2023 by hornedlizardman

[1pooh4u]

It’s been fun guys Idk if I’m keeping this thread open since the season is over. We can discuss trades the draft and whatever in separate threads. I’ll definitely be unpinning it on Friday. Why Friday? idk seems as good a day as any. 

[tsar4]

[Seight]

14 minutes ago, tsar4 said:

Me seeing who posted that (I mean Dennis, not tsar):

[Distortedreasoning]

aside from the refs giving the game to the chiefs at the end there *should have been a no call*, the game was good for the most part. field being slippery was my only other in game complaint. the show itself was just awful. not only did we have to endure the nfl give the military a platform to try and recruit, they used patrick tillman, who was vocal against the war in iraq, and was killed by friendly fire and not in the line of duty, to glorify the military. also the halftime show was boring. i will admit that im no rhianna fan, but a great performance can at least entertain regardless i im a fan or not. 

[scoobdog]

It doesn’t count as giving the game if it means calling what everyone universally agreed was technically a foul.  The whole purpose of JuJu making that move was to draw that kind of contact and he got it.  That’s part of the game, for better or worse.