Poof Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 Am I rich? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 Maybe $10.00? I like the can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted January 15, 2022 Author Share Posted January 15, 2022 1 minute ago, 1pooh4u said: Maybe $10.00? I like the can. Does “Commemorative Edition” mean nothing to you?? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 45 minutes ago, Poof said: Does “Commemorative Edition” mean nothing to you?? It’s more like the Bengals means nothing to me. Me not knowing what “commemorative” means has nothing to do with this! 💩 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 *Google implies this no longer exists* Damn, this would be a perfect Gametime Cheap Beer Of The Week for Drew Magary's Jambaroo. Nobody else needs to get this reference, I did this for me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted January 15, 2022 Author Share Posted January 15, 2022 1 hour ago, 1pooh4u said: It’s more like the Bengals means nothing to me. Me not knowing what “commemorative” means has nothing to do with this! 💩 unopened beer from superbowl 23 in 1989 has to be worth something 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted January 15, 2022 Author Share Posted January 15, 2022 4 minutes ago, Poof said: unopened beer from superbowl 23 in 1989 has to be worth something $44.00 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted January 15, 2022 Author Share Posted January 15, 2022 (edited) 56 minutes ago, Seight said: *Google implies this no longer exists* Damn, this would be a perfect Gametime Cheap Beer Of The Week for Drew Magary's Jambaroo. Nobody else needs to get this reference, I did this for me https://defector.com/author/drew-magary/ ? Edited January 15, 2022 by Poof 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 (edited) 42 minutes ago, Poof said: unopened beer from superbowl 23 in 1989 has to be worth something I bet it's worth more if it stays unopened. Edited January 15, 2022 by scoobdog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted January 15, 2022 Author Share Posted January 15, 2022 15 minutes ago, scoobdog said: I bet it's worth more if it stays unopened. pretty sure it's poisonous 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 Quite a lot. They're from the 1989 Super Bowl that the Bengals didn’t actually win. Nobody actually won though because an Elvis impersonator did the halftime show. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Bowl_XXIII 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 36 minutes ago, Chapinator_X said: Quite a lot. They're from the 1989 Super Bowl that the Bengals didn’t actually win. Nobody actually won though because an Elvis impersonator did the halftime show. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Bowl_XXIII 9ers won, baby. Joe Montana! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 its the bungels, so probably $5 bucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 2 hours ago, Chapinator_X said: Quite a lot. They're from the 1989 Super Bowl that the Bengals didn’t actually win. Nobody actually won though because an Elvis impersonator did the halftime show. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Bowl_XXIII When a halftime show description uses "ironically".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 9 hours ago, Poof said: https://defector.com/author/drew-magary/ ? correct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted January 15, 2022 Author Share Posted January 15, 2022 29 minutes ago, Seight said: correct got it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 so the parental unit had given me 3 pepsi bottles that had santa and rudolph (looks like santa is boinking rudolph) urban legend tells the story of a disgruntled art design worker, and that he made rudolph with bulging eyes for just that reason. over the course of the years, broke one, and lost 2. apparently they are worth like $$, or were. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted January 16, 2022 Share Posted January 16, 2022 The only thing I can tell you for sure about those is that if you open any of them, you'll wish for death. Once upon a very long time, my siblings and I found some old unopened cans of Schmidt in the woods. Ancient cans. Cans with hunting dogs printed on them. We decided that playing hot potato with one would be a good idea. It didn't stay airborn safely for long, hit the ground just perfectly enough to get a single pin hole in it. Which erupted in a green mist that smelled like a thousand skunks in a sauna and caused kids to run screaming in all directions. 10/10 . Would probably do again. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted January 16, 2022 Author Share Posted January 16, 2022 15 hours ago, katt_goddess said: The only thing I can tell you for sure about those is that if you open any of them, you'll wish for death. Once upon a very long time, my siblings and I found some old unopened cans of Schmidt in the woods. Ancient cans. Cans with hunting dogs printed on them. We decided that playing hot potato with one would be a good idea. It didn't stay airborn safely for long, hit the ground just perfectly enough to get a single pin hole in it. Which erupted in a green mist that smelled like a thousand skunks in a sauna and caused kids to run screaming in all directions. 10/10 . Would probably do again. Isn’t it so silly that these cans of poison of mine are worth more since they still have the poison inside? and that’s exactly what I imagined is in there. Pressurized sentient green mist like ghostbusters 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted January 16, 2022 Author Share Posted January 16, 2022 22 hours ago, discolé monade said: so the parental unit had given me 3 pepsi bottles that had santa and rudolph (looks like santa is boinking rudolph) urban legend tells the story of a disgruntled art design worker, and that he made rudolph with bulging eyes for just that reason. over the course of the years, broke one, and lost 2. apparently they are worth like $$, or were. I have lost many an ebayable item but I feel like I still win bc then I don’t have to go thru the trouble of selling it in ebay 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted January 16, 2022 Share Posted January 16, 2022 2 hours ago, Poof said: I have lost many an ebayable item but I feel like I still win bc then I don’t have to go thru the trouble of selling it in ebay i felt this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted January 16, 2022 Share Posted January 16, 2022 5 hours ago, Poof said: Isn’t it so silly that these cans of poison of mine are worth more since they still have the poison inside? and that’s exactly what I imagined is in there. Pressurized sentient green mist like ghostbusters It's always funny when it's exactly like that. 'This is full of ancient toxins! Some yutz will pay big money for me to ship it to them in the mail because that's totally not a stinkbomb-in-waiting or anything!' I have ancient Avon lotions still sealed in their bottles. I should e-bay them for the lols and try not to think about the types of rashes the buyer is actively seeking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nabreezy Posted January 17, 2022 Share Posted January 17, 2022 I want to drink one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nabreezy Posted January 17, 2022 Share Posted January 17, 2022 Just now, Nabreezy said: I want to drink one How much to send me one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted January 17, 2022 Author Share Posted January 17, 2022 5 hours ago, Nabreezy said: I want to drink one 5 hours ago, Nabreezy said: How much to send me one? No nabs you will actually die. Beer doesn’t keep like liquor or wine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nabreezy Posted January 17, 2022 Share Posted January 17, 2022 9 hours ago, Poof said: No nabs you will actually die. Beer doesn’t keep like liquor or wine If the can isn't punctured I'm sure it's fine. It's just probiotics at this point 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted January 17, 2022 Share Posted January 17, 2022 9 hours ago, Poof said: No nabs you will actually die. Beer doesn’t keep like liquor or wine Please give him a can 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted January 17, 2022 Author Share Posted January 17, 2022 3 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: Please give him a can Shut up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted January 17, 2022 Share Posted January 17, 2022 3 minutes ago, Poof said: Shut up Nah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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