mthor Posted June 10 Share Posted June 10 6 minutes ago, DragonSinger said: Bruh...this is how someone would get shot. After I moved back to my home town, my spinster aunt decided that it would be great to type up all of Grandma's recipes (my job, because computer). No problem - just give me the recipes. But no. She has to copy them by hand and give them to me, because I won't be able to read Grandma's writing. (Bitch, please. At this point, I've been reading doctors' handwriting for like 30 years. Unless Grandma was writing in Rapa Nui pictographs or cuneiform, I can read it.) I'm a bit perplexed, but ok. She had changed the recipes. I know, because I had gotten a bunch of them straight from Grandma before she died,and my aunt had changed them. I don't know where she hid them. We couldn't even find them when we cleaned out her house after she went to the nursing home. But she had totally screwed up about half of them. True story: she died about seven years ago, and to this day, grass will not grow on her grave. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 10 Share Posted June 10 3 hours ago, André Toulon said: Granny died and her son's threw all he recipes away. Now we got mfer experimenting with peach cobbler and shit. Fucking thanksgiving and Christmas entrees are catered....this isn't even my family and it pisses me off. Hell you could have given them to me. Why would they do that? I might be different because I like to cook, but I would still think you would know better than to do that just for the historical record. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted June 10 Author Share Posted June 10 2 hours ago, mthor said: After I moved back to my home town, my spinster aunt decided that it would be great to type up all of Grandma's recipes (my job, because computer). No problem - just give me the recipes. But no. She has to copy them by hand and give them to me, because I won't be able to read Grandma's writing. (Bitch, please. At this point, I've been reading doctors' handwriting for like 30 years. Unless Grandma was writing in Rapa Nui pictographs or cuneiform, I can read it.) I'm a bit perplexed, but ok. She had changed the recipes. I know, because I had gotten a bunch of them straight from Grandma before she died,and my aunt had changed them. I don't know where she hid them. We couldn't even find them when we cleaned out her house after she went to the nursing home. But she had totally screwed up about half of them. True story: she died about seven years ago, and to this day, grass will not grow on her grave. Do you know if she did that because she wanted to somehow think of herself as a better cook than your grandma or was it an old-fashioned 'I'm gonna fuck this up so no can have this but me' type of crap? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Kudasai- Posted June 10 Share Posted June 10 (edited) I swear the people that like to talk about what other people are doing or not doing are the same people that be on bullshit themselves Edited June 11 by -Kudasai- 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted June 10 Share Posted June 10 Every load of bullshit doesn't need my attention....just let it be bullshit. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted June 10 Share Posted June 10 3 hours ago, DragonSinger said: Do you know if she did that because she wanted to somehow think of herself as a better cook than your grandma or was it an old-fashioned 'I'm gonna fuck this up so no can have this but me' type of crap? Six of one, half dozen of the other. She was a mean, bitter woman. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted June 10 Share Posted June 10 I might be in some trouble….. I put in for a return on an Amazon order that was not what I needed. I returned it today, then looked at my app. I accidentally submitted a return for a different item than the one I actually returned. That’ll either be seen as fraud or I won’t be getting my money back. Fuck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted June 10 Share Posted June 10 7 hours ago, André Toulon said: Granny died and her son's threw all he recipes away. Now we got mfer experimenting with peach cobbler and shit. Fucking thanksgiving and Christmas entrees are catered....this isn't even my family and it pisses me off. Hell you could have given them to me. But I'm a bit of a hypocrite because I absolutely do not want to spend the holidays with my family so I guess I'll stfu see, i made sure to snatch 'mammie's ' recipe book. and she's not my blood, but i loved her, and she was queen cook for the longest time. you wanted a cake, a cobbler, a delight...you came to her. and if you were lucky enough to get a cake for the holidays....oh yeah. i haver her recipe for 'cheese cake' and i'm not EVEN going to tell you the secret. but, 'cheese' is a LOOOOOOOOONNNNNGGGG stretch by any means. that's how those secret recipes stay secret. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted June 10 Author Share Posted June 10 47 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said: I might be in some trouble….. I put in for a return on an Amazon order that was not what I needed. I returned it today, then looked at my app. I accidentally submitted a return for a different item than the one I actually returned. That’ll either be seen as fraud or I won’t be getting my money back. Fuck. There should be a time window where you can undo this in returns or go straight to customer service. At least it was this way last year. Amazon was pretty lenient as long as you fuck up every once in a while and not on a regular basis. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted June 10 Share Posted June 10 9 minutes ago, DragonSinger said: There should be a time window where you can undo this in returns or go straight to customer service. At least it was this way last year. Amazon was pretty lenient as long as you fuck up every once in a while and not on a regular basis. Yeah, I chatted with customer service about an hour ago. All they said was wait a few days & see if the company I bought it from contacts me. I bought 2 things that looked pretty much the same. It was an easy fuck up to make. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 Japan, Germany, and Italy along with Spain, France, and Singapore have the strongest passports this year. There's a tasteless joke to be made. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 I think I might actually enjoy getting emotionally invested in a story only to realize it was complete ass when I sober up.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 (edited) 8 hours ago, The_annoying_one said: I might be in some trouble….. I put in for a return on an Amazon order that was not what I needed. I returned it today, then looked at my app. I accidentally submitted a return for a different item than the one I actually returned. That’ll either be seen as fraud or I won’t be getting my money back. Fuck. If you submit the return for the correct item and Amazon hassles you, speaking from the bank end of credit card disputes, Amazon is absolutely terrible at their responses. Not sure if you used a debit, and that process is outside my scope, but I can comfortably say Amazon claims are one of the most common we get and I rarely go a day without filing several, and while it isn't impossible for us to lose, it's like a couple times a month. I win almost sll of them. Debit disputes are accordingly more difficult, but if they are as competent with debit disputes as they are with credit, then they aren't competent and the bank will probably win so long as you demonstrated a literal bare minimum of good faith. Your bank can probably deal with it if you need them to. I just recommend contacting Amazon before the bank since that's a standard part of the procedure. Ideally have proof in writing (chat, email) to give the bank and be clear in what the situation is, and even then, writing isn't necessarily required at my bank. It's just helpful to have as much documentation as possible. Edited June 11 by naraku360 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Kudasai- Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 I'm definitely going to sit this one out, I prefer to be a spectator this time around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted June 12 Share Posted June 12 Watched this movie my whole life and don’t think I’ve ever noticed how well Tommy’s hitguy blends in almost directly after the Batts chapter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted June 12 Share Posted June 12 This one time a customer accused me of discriminating against him for being in a wheelchair. It was a phone call. I had never seen him. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted Wednesday at 04:58 PM Author Share Posted Wednesday at 04:58 PM God damn Le Creuset for making Pokemon kitchenware! GOD DAMN THEM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Kudasai- Posted Wednesday at 05:49 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 05:49 PM I used to think this Xennial category was stupid but now I believe a line needs to be drawn in the sand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted Wednesday at 06:52 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 06:52 PM I just lied about having a cold to reschedule a doctor appointment tomorrow morning because I simply don’t feel like going. I should probably feel a little guilty about this but I really don’t care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted Wednesday at 10:16 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 10:16 PM Chicken strips with mustard is fire. No, not honey mustard..that shits trash....just yellow ass mustard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Kudasai- Posted Wednesday at 10:23 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 10:23 PM The attention seeking is strong in that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted Wednesday at 11:15 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 11:15 PM Both of George Costanza's parents have red hair, but George's hair is brown. How did that happen? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted Wednesday at 11:47 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 11:47 PM (edited) Why do I have to have such a braindead sense of humor? 😭 Edited Wednesday at 11:49 PM by Insipid 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted Wednesday at 11:48 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 11:48 PM 31 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Both of George Costanza's parents have red hair, but George's hair is brown. How did that happen? The obvious answer is it TV....but you want a technicality here, huh. Well Jerry Stiller wasn't the original father Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted Thursday at 08:36 AM Share Posted Thursday at 08:36 AM I think I've created the most viscerally unnerving word in human history. I was trying to think of the female version of ball-busting. Boob.... butt.... bagina...... Are you sure about this? Spoiler BLITORIS Even thinking it is a jumpscare. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted Thursday at 02:13 PM Share Posted Thursday at 02:13 PM 14 hours ago, André Toulon said: The obvious answer is it TV....but you want a technicality here, huh. Well Jerry Stiller wasn't the original father Well if you want to get technical in Estelle's first appearance in the show she was blonde (same actress though). I don't remember someone else as Frank, but there was someone else that played Morty Seinfeld that was about -9000% as funny as the guy that ended up with the part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted Thursday at 02:19 PM Share Posted Thursday at 02:19 PM (edited) 53 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Well if you want to get technical in Estelle's first appearance in the show she was blonde (same actress though). I don't remember someone else as Frank, but there was someone else that played Morty Seinfeld that was about -9000% as funny as the guy that ended up with the part. Well you only saw him if you saw the original NBC run. He was replaced in the DVD releases and syndication Edited Thursday at 03:06 PM by André Toulon 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted Thursday at 02:26 PM Share Posted Thursday at 02:26 PM 5 minutes ago, André Toulon said: Well you only saw him if you saw the original NBC run. He was replaced in the DVD releases Don't think I've ever seen that, thanks. Another case of unfunny parent replaced with funny parent, lol. If they reshot that with Jerry Stiller, I wonder why they didn't do that with Morty Seinfeld. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted Thursday at 02:45 PM Share Posted Thursday at 02:45 PM (edited) 40 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Don't think I've ever seen that, thanks. Another case of unfunny parent replaced with funny parent, lol. If they reshot that with Jerry Stiller, I wonder why they didn't do that with Morty Seinfeld. My guess is the old Morty was mostly only in season 1 (that I recall) and those probably came out on DVD and in syndication before they introduced George's parents ... that's just a guess tho...I have no clue Edited Thursday at 03:07 PM by André Toulon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwPp Posted Thursday at 03:18 PM Share Posted Thursday at 03:18 PM Finally told this old lady I work with to suck it. She talks down to me and she's supposed to be helping me with some stuff. I tattled on myself incase I get in trouble but my manager was like "good put her in her place!" So I feel a bit better. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted Saturday at 01:35 AM Share Posted Saturday at 01:35 AM Me when I buy the non-union equivalent charging cable and charging deck for a PS5 and they both work: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted Saturday at 01:37 AM Author Share Posted Saturday at 01:37 AM A tale of two stories today. One about a group of writers(including a famous 'activist'), who should know better, jumping onto some AI bullshit, and the second about a not-so-well-known journalist who is dying from complications of cops shooting her eye out at a Black Lives Matter protest. This world is just so ugly. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted Saturday at 02:27 AM Share Posted Saturday at 02:27 AM I watched a wretched slasher movie on Tubi tonight. One of those “so bad but I can’t look away” types. When it finally ended, I started scouring Google to find out if there was a sequel. What is wrong with me??? Spoiler There is no sequel, thank God. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Kudasai- Posted Sunday at 02:15 AM Share Posted Sunday at 02:15 AM Watching Demolition Man tonight and it made me realize that I should've made tacos for dinner 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted Sunday at 12:04 PM Share Posted Sunday at 12:04 PM Why is the manga/anime Bleach, called Bleach? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted Sunday at 12:20 PM Share Posted Sunday at 12:20 PM 15 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Why is the manga/anime Bleach, called Bleach. The manga author was inspired by the Nirvana album. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted Sunday at 12:25 PM Share Posted Sunday at 12:25 PM 5 minutes ago, Insipid said: The manga author was inspired by the Nirvana album. ..... That's a good album. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted Sunday at 01:17 PM Share Posted Sunday at 01:17 PM has entered the chat 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted Sunday at 01:19 PM Share Posted Sunday at 01:19 PM 2 minutes ago, André Toulon said: has entered the chat Robert E. O. Speedwagon is the greatest character name of all time. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Kudasai- Posted Sunday at 06:43 PM Share Posted Sunday at 06:43 PM I've never been a serial undisciplined nutter so I wish people would stop assuming that I may have children floating around somewhere. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted Sunday at 11:00 PM Share Posted Sunday at 11:00 PM UPDATE: I have watched an anime girl talk about wrestling for 2+ hours. I will not be taking questions at this time. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted yesterday at 01:55 AM Share Posted yesterday at 01:55 AM My coworker gave me a 6mg Zyn pouch. I'm not used to nicotine anymore, so it gave me a huge buzz. I then felt nauseous for 2 hours. I hope this was enough of a negative reinforcement for me to never touch nicotine again. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted 19 hours ago Author Share Posted 19 hours ago (edited) It's that time of the year when I'm visiting family in Indiana soon and have to look up restaurant health scores on Yelp. God help me. At least Georgia does this one thing well where you gotta post your score on the front somewhere so everyone knows your sins. I still crack up thinking about my family warning me about going to the right Jordan's Fish and Chicken and not the other ones, then right after our trip this hit the news: That location was honestly a no on sight even if family hadn't told me which ones to avoid. Sometimes you can kind of tell when places have pest problems. Edited 19 hours ago by DragonSinger 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted 16 hours ago Share Posted 16 hours ago I think my patience is finally beginning to wear thin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Kudasai- Posted 13 hours ago Share Posted 13 hours ago I may be fat but you still left empty handed, bitch 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted 13 hours ago Share Posted 13 hours ago Finally...a 20 pack of 100mg gummies. And an ounce of 29% THC shake for $15....This day can only get better 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Kudasai- Posted 12 hours ago Share Posted 12 hours ago (edited) That moment when you about to start flirting then suddenly her husband just pops up from out of nowhere Edited 8 hours ago by -Kudasai- 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwPp Posted 11 hours ago Share Posted 11 hours ago Why am I crying? My period isn't supposed to be showing up for another couple weeks. 😐 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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