jackiemarie90 Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 That don't need no one in her life? Advice? XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 Slap someone with a titty. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted August 10, 2021 Author Share Posted August 10, 2021 1 minute ago, resurrected said: Slap someone with a titty. I think some people would like that. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 It depends where you slap them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 Get your guts rearranged by a many dudes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted August 10, 2021 Author Share Posted August 10, 2021 4 minutes ago, resurrected said: It depends where you slap them. Where would you recommend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted August 10, 2021 Author Share Posted August 10, 2021 2 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Get your guts rearranged by a many dudes But I'm scared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 Just now, jackiemarie90 said: Where would you recommend? The nuts. Titty slap the nuts. Anything slapping the nuts hurts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 2 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: But I'm scared. Have I ever steered you wrong before? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted August 10, 2021 Author Share Posted August 10, 2021 Just now, resurrected said: The nuts. Titty slap the nuts. Anything slapping the nuts hurts. Im pretty flat chested tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted August 10, 2021 Author Share Posted August 10, 2021 Just now, Sawdamizer said: Have I ever steered you wrong before? No, but I've never also taken your advice to heart. XD 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 Just now, jackiemarie90 said: No, but I've never also taken your advice to heart. XD 🤔🤔🤔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 Just now, jackiemarie90 said: Im pretty flat chested tho Nah. You've got enough to slap a nut or two. Trust me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 Welcome to my world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted August 10, 2021 Author Share Posted August 10, 2021 33 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: 🤔🤔🤔 What should a goober like me really do tho? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted August 10, 2021 Author Share Posted August 10, 2021 32 minutes ago, resurrected said: Nah. You've got enough to slap a nut or two. Trust me. But I don't want to touch another man nuts with my tiny boobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted August 10, 2021 Author Share Posted August 10, 2021 17 minutes ago, Kudasai said: Welcome to my world You also want to be a cold hearted bitch who don't need no man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 2 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: You also want to be a cold hearted bitch who don't need no man? Well I do need the weed man 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted August 10, 2021 Author Share Posted August 10, 2021 1 minute ago, Kudasai said: Well I do need the weed man So do I. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 Buy Stardew Valley. It's available on most consoles as well as PC (I recommend PC because the modding community is on that shit like whoa). Spend time in the game. Too much time. Fall in love with one (or more) of the characters in the game. Spend nearly two thousand hours in the game. Let your waking moments be filled with the thought "fuck real life, I wonder what my Stardew waifu/husbando is doing today." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 come spend a week with me. i'll show you things. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 You're going to need one of those gel ice packs, a sports bra that's one size too big, and a Sybian. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 Alcohol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 Hasn't that been overplayed already? They're a dime-a-dozen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted August 10, 2021 Author Share Posted August 10, 2021 52 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said: Buy Stardew Valley. It's available on most consoles as well as PC (I recommend PC because the modding community is on that shit like whoa). Spend time in the game. Too much time. Fall in love with one (or more) of the characters in the game. Spend nearly two thousand hours in the game. Let your waking moments be filled with the thought "fuck real life, I wonder what my Stardew waifu/husbando is doing today." That used to work, but my depression has gone further to where I do not enjoy games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted August 10, 2021 Author Share Posted August 10, 2021 46 minutes ago, discolé monade said: come spend a week with me. i'll show you things. Like what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted August 10, 2021 Author Share Posted August 10, 2021 33 minutes ago, Mix said: You're going to need one of those gel ice packs, a sports bra that's one size too big, and a Sybian. All my sports bras are too big. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted August 10, 2021 Author Share Posted August 10, 2021 29 minutes ago, André Toulon said: Alcohol Now we are getting somewhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted August 10, 2021 Author Share Posted August 10, 2021 17 minutes ago, tsar4 said: Hasn't that been overplayed already? They're a dime-a-dozen. Nope, it's still the most desire trait here in Berkeley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted August 11, 2021 Share Posted August 11, 2021 53 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: Like what? iono. i've been told i'm a mean bitch. i dont' know if this will help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted August 11, 2021 Author Share Posted August 11, 2021 41 minutes ago, discolé monade said: iono. i've been told i'm a mean bitch. i dont' know if this will help. Is there a way to be mean, but not in anyone's way? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted August 11, 2021 Share Posted August 11, 2021 2 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said: Buy Stardew Valley. It's available on most consoles as well as PC (I recommend PC because the modding community is on that shit like whoa). Spend time in the game. Too much time. Fall in love with one (or more) of the characters in the game. Spend nearly two thousand hours in the game. Let your waking moments be filled with the thought "fuck real life, I wonder what my Stardew waifu/husbando is doing today." We would have also accepted Animal Crossing Also get a haircut that looks like a bird's nest and then start to have opinions that someone who thinks "bird nest" is a good haircut would have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted August 11, 2021 Share Posted August 11, 2021 2 hours ago, jackiemarie90 said: Nope, it's still the most desire trait here in Berkeley I guess you could study Leona Helmsley's life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted August 11, 2021 Share Posted August 11, 2021 The answer is don't. Be yourself and learn to be comfortable being who you are 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted August 11, 2021 Share Posted August 11, 2021 (edited) Do the easy bitchy route and become a Karen. The amount of Karens there are should be proof enough of its simplicity. Start simple. Next time you go to a sit-down restaurant, find something minor to complain about. Something like your beverage not having enough ice cubes. Be nice about it, but now would be a good time to practice your tone. "Excuse me sir, I noticed that my drink does not have enough ice in it. I would greatly appreciate you putting more into my cup." On your next trip, complain about there being watermarks on the silverware. And then on the next trip, finally ask to speak to the manager about the food not being over 140 degrees Farenheit. Fake it til you make it and develop a sense of entitlement. Driving aggressively also helps. Cut people off at four-way intersections when it's their turn to proceed. Merge closely to other cars. If you start hearing more car horns driving, you're doing it right. Have fun, bitch. Edited August 11, 2021 by bnmjy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted August 11, 2021 Share Posted August 11, 2021 do you really want that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted August 11, 2021 Share Posted August 11, 2021 8 hours ago, jackiemarie90 said: That don't need no one in her life? Advice? XD Look him in the eyes and tell him he's not a "Good Boi" The vomit baggies are in the seat back in front of you 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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