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How do I become a cold hearted bitch?


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Buy Stardew Valley.  It's available on most consoles as well as PC (I recommend PC because the modding community is on that shit like whoa).  Spend time in the game.  Too much time.  Fall in love with one (or more) of the characters in the game.  Spend nearly two thousand hours in the game.  Let your waking moments be filled with the thought "fuck real life, I wonder what my Stardew waifu/husbando is doing today."

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52 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said:

Buy Stardew Valley.  It's available on most consoles as well as PC (I recommend PC because the modding community is on that shit like whoa).  Spend time in the game.  Too much time.  Fall in love with one (or more) of the characters in the game.  Spend nearly two thousand hours in the game.  Let your waking moments be filled with the thought "fuck real life, I wonder what my Stardew waifu/husbando is doing today."

That used to work, but my depression has gone further to where I do not enjoy games.

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2 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said:

Buy Stardew Valley.  It's available on most consoles as well as PC (I recommend PC because the modding community is on that shit like whoa).  Spend time in the game.  Too much time.  Fall in love with one (or more) of the characters in the game.  Spend nearly two thousand hours in the game.  Let your waking moments be filled with the thought "fuck real life, I wonder what my Stardew waifu/husbando is doing today."

We would have also accepted Animal Crossing

Also get a haircut that looks like a bird's nest and then start to have opinions that someone who thinks "bird nest" is a good haircut would have.

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Do the easy bitchy route and become a Karen. The amount of Karens there are should be proof enough of its simplicity. Start simple. Next time you go to a sit-down restaurant, find something minor to complain about. Something like your beverage not having enough ice cubes. Be nice about it, but now would be a good time to practice your tone. "Excuse me sir, I noticed that my drink does not have enough ice in it. I would greatly appreciate you putting more into my cup." On your next trip, complain about there being watermarks on the silverware. And then on the next trip, finally ask to speak to the manager about the food not being over 140 degrees Farenheit. Fake it til you make it and develop a sense of entitlement. Driving aggressively also helps. Cut people off at four-way intersections when it's their turn to proceed. Merge closely to other cars. If you start hearing more car horns driving, you're doing it right.

Have fun, bitch.

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