little_girl_lost Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 i wanted steak and a ring i got spaghetti and a dildo 1 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 52 minutes ago, little_girl_lost said: i wanted steak and a ring i got spaghetti and a dildo So… you got fukt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 55 minutes ago, little_girl_lost said: i wanted steak and a ring i got spaghetti and a dildo Trash dick? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted July 9, 2021 Author Share Posted July 9, 2021 54 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: So… you got fukt? I was left heart-broken as usual 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted July 9, 2021 Author Share Posted July 9, 2021 51 minutes ago, André Toulon said: Trash dick? dunno what that means Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 Well, congrats anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 Eat and go fuck yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 (edited) 2 hours ago, little_girl_lost said: i wanted steak and a ring i got spaghetti and a dildo 5 minutes ago, resurrected said: Eat and go fuck yourself. buh-dum-tss Edited July 9, 2021 by Doom Metal Alchemist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 Well after six years maybe it's time to tie the knot . . . and make everything even more disappointing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 ………No cake or grand gesture? Hmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted July 10, 2021 Share Posted July 10, 2021 At the same time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted July 10, 2021 Share Posted July 10, 2021 7 hours ago, little_girl_lost said: dunno what that means Yo man wack in bed so he got you a dildo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
//>wagz./ Posted July 10, 2021 Share Posted July 10, 2021 //> I thought this was gonna be wholesome not horney./ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted July 10, 2021 Share Posted July 10, 2021 Well spaghetti is good .... And a dildo is always ready 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted July 10, 2021 Share Posted July 10, 2021 (edited) 19 hours ago, little_girl_lost said: i wanted steak and a ring i got spaghetti and a dildo thanks. our 16 wedding anniversary is next week and I had no idea what to get my wife. Edited July 10, 2021 by nameraka 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 10, 2021 Share Posted July 10, 2021 5 hours ago, nameraka said: thanks. our 16 wedding anniversary is next week and I had no idea what to get my wife. So... mix and match... steak and a dildo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby_Yoda Posted July 10, 2021 Share Posted July 10, 2021 Aww. Spaghetti can be good, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StExquisite Posted July 10, 2021 Share Posted July 10, 2021 Imagine this as a mere prelude to the main show, a Dildo with a side of spaghetti at the Spaghetti Factory today. Steak and the Hope Diamond ring at the Sizzler, home of the Sizzler on the 'morrow. Regardless, come what may.. congrats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted July 13, 2021 Author Share Posted July 13, 2021 On 7/9/2021 at 2:32 PM, little_girl_lost said: dunno what that means He just doesnt sex me very often 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted July 13, 2021 Author Share Posted July 13, 2021 On 7/10/2021 at 1:39 PM, Baby_Yoda said: Aww. Spaghetti can be good, though. not this one, it was from the worst, but most conveniently located, italian restaurant in town-with take out. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted July 13, 2021 Author Share Posted July 13, 2021 On 7/9/2021 at 10:14 PM, //>wagz./ said: //> I thought this was gonna be wholesome not horney./ as did i 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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