Skiles Posted April 20, 2021 Posted April 20, 2021 At my worst with drinking, I probably did once a week for like three years.
André Toulon Posted April 20, 2021 Posted April 20, 2021 (edited) I can't believe for a second you drank more than me and I've given a fart too much credit and had to clenchwaddle to prevent a disaster, but that was maybe 4 times tops (that I recall...but keep in mind, drinking) But the last time I legit shit my pants was on a road trip because of milk Does your sphincter have slow shutter speed Edited April 20, 2021 by André Toulon 1
molarbear Posted April 20, 2021 Posted April 20, 2021 Zero, but I have had some close calls I once had to stop on the shoulder of the turnpike, hop a barbed wire fence, and get behind a tree I dont know if it was something I ate or if I had a stomach flu but it was one of those "I need to go immediately" moments and I was nowhere near a bathroom
bnmjy Posted April 20, 2021 Posted April 20, 2021 Only a handful of times. Last time I remember, I drove my family to the amusement park and had a bad case of the runs. I made it to the bathroom in front of the gates, and then I shat myself in the stall. I let my family go to the park themselves, while I drove back home to launder my clothes. By the time they were finished, I no longer felt like going to the park, so I just picked them up at the end of the day. Yeah, quite a shitty day. 2
nameraka Posted April 20, 2021 Posted April 20, 2021 I was supposed to count? Fuck. Adulting is hard...
Vamped Posted April 20, 2021 Posted April 20, 2021 Once ... when I was pregnant. I thought I could make it back home instead of stopping at my parents house which was way closer. I was literally two stop lights from my apartment and then I got some hard kicks to my guts and it came out >.< Then I thought I could hold "it" in my maternity pants .... and it slid right out of my pants leg ... at my front door. 1
PhilosipherStoned Posted April 21, 2021 Posted April 21, 2021 (edited) Does this entail sharts and minor leakage or are we talking full on sphincter release? I don't believe that's ever happened to me past diaper age. Edited April 21, 2021 by PhilosipherStoned
Seight Posted April 21, 2021 Posted April 21, 2021 I don't count because that's...weird, but it is a non-zero amount unfortunately.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 21, 2021 Posted April 21, 2021 I can think of twice. One time I got sick at school and when I was convulsing from puking, I also shit my pants, which I didn't realize until I went to a toilet and took off my pants and hey my underwear's all brown. Oops. Once I was at work pissing at a urinal, and trusted a fart, and the fart let me down. 1
Sieg67 Posted April 21, 2021 Posted April 21, 2021 I wetfarted once and that's it. It was just a small blot because I figured out immediately that I shouldn't have trusted that fart and stopped it.
Skiles Posted April 21, 2021 Author Posted April 21, 2021 18 hours ago, Seight said: I don't count because that's...weird, but it is a non-zero amount unfortunately. I mean, I assume it's a rare enough thing for most people that each instance would stand out.
Skiles Posted April 21, 2021 Author Posted April 21, 2021 18 hours ago, PhilosipherStoned said: Does this entail sharts and minor leakage or are we talking full on sphincter release? I don't believe that's ever happened to me past diaper age. Enough where it got on the underwear, I'd say.
Skiles Posted April 21, 2021 Author Posted April 21, 2021 On 4/20/2021 at 2:31 PM, André Toulon said: I can't believe for a second you drank more than me and I've given a fart too much credit and had to clenchwaddle to prevent a disaster, but that was maybe 4 times tops (that I recall...but keep in mind, drinking) But the last time I legit shit my pants was on a road trip because of milk Does your sphincter have slow shutter speed I can't speak to your drinking habits, but man, my innards were pretty much liquid for a decent chunk of my life.
PhilosipherStoned Posted April 21, 2021 Posted April 21, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, Skiles said: Enough where it got on the underwear, I'd say. regulalry working fucking 10 to 12 hour shifts with one break I'd say. I still need to master the art of getting paid to take a shit honestly. I was supposed to be off at 5, but once again I'm there all day..😷 Edited April 21, 2021 by PhilosipherStoned
PhilosipherStoned Posted April 21, 2021 Posted April 21, 2021 2 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Salary bruh 😎 Meh that shits cool unless you end up working extra and still making the same pay thanks to admin flubs. I've been there as well..
Seight Posted April 22, 2021 Posted April 22, 2021 5 hours ago, Skiles said: I mean, I assume it's a rare enough thing for most people that each instance would stand out. More of a "I have no plans on reliving that particular memory"-type thing. 1
Distortedreasoning Posted April 23, 2021 Posted April 23, 2021 zero. dont really drink much anymore or do any drugs. not old enough yet to have something serious happen to me yet.
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