little_girl_lost Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 i'm nervous 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 Blow the instructor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted March 25, 2021 Author Share Posted March 25, 2021 2 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Blow the instructor the instructor doesn't even get in the car with me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 1 minute ago, little_girl_lost said: the instructor doesn't even get in the car with me .........schedule a blowjob with the instructor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted March 25, 2021 Author Share Posted March 25, 2021 34 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: .........schedule a blowjob with the instructor? is that how you got your license? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 (edited) 8 minutes ago, little_girl_lost said: is that how you got your license? I’ve sucked a lot of dick in my life to get where I’m at babe Edited March 25, 2021 by Sawdamizer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 Did anyone tell you to blow the in.... Oh ok good deal 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted March 25, 2021 Author Share Posted March 25, 2021 5 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: I’ve sucked a lot of dick in my life to get where I’m at babe i guess i havent been sucking the right dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 17 minutes ago, little_girl_lost said: i guess i havent been sucking the right dick Boy howdy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 1 hour ago, little_girl_lost said: the instructor doesn't even get in the car with me .... wait ... do they just watch you drive around the block and hope you come back? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted March 25, 2021 Author Share Posted March 25, 2021 1 minute ago, Vamped said: .... wait ... do they just watch you drive around the block and hope you come back? they have me drive around and empty lot and parallel park between cones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 As you drive past the DMV tester, be sure to lay on the horn, scream obscenities and flip them off, so they know you understand proper rush hour etiquette. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted March 25, 2021 Author Share Posted March 25, 2021 3 minutes ago, tsar4 said: As you drive past the DMV tester, be sure to lay on the horn, scream obscenities and flip them off, so they know you understand proper rush hour etiquette. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 51 minutes ago, little_girl_lost said: they have me drive around and empty lot and parallel park between cones what state are you in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 15 minutes ago, ghostrek said: what state are you in What does that matter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 Just now, Sawdamizer said: What does that matter? yeah Ohio does not do that you have to drive on the streets for a little bit and then go to the parking lot for maneuverability 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 5 minutes ago, ghostrek said: yeah Ohio does not do that you have to drive on the streets for a little bit and then go to the parking lot for maneuverability Did you get your license during a pandemic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 Just now, Sawdamizer said: Did you get your license during a pandemic? no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 Just now, ghostrek said: no Oh, so you probably understand where I’m going with this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 1 hour ago, Vamped said: .... wait ... do they just watch you drive around the block and hope you come back? The instructor is never allowed in the car. I assume the test proctor would, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 57 minutes ago, scoobdog said: The instructor is never allowed in the car. I assume the test proctor would, though. Well she said she was taking the test, not going for a lesson 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 Just remember, do not do this 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 So long as it's just a driving test and you don't have to pee in a cup or give them a blood sample or something you should be fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 5 hours ago, little_girl_lost said: they have me drive around and empty lot and parallel park between cones Good Luck! I can't speak for your test, but on mine Parallel Parking was only 2 points of it and they gave you 1 just for trying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 (edited) 7 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: Oh, so you probably understand where I’m going with this? I still don't understand it either really. That's placing a little but too much trust in a 'student driver' pandemic or not, and my man has a point. I don't care how much dick you sucked to get in the DMV license office side. Bitches be like I know you just went back because this legal paperwork doesn't prove you stayed here in this state for so amount of time, but now that you have everything I do have to politely inform you our card machines..yeah they arent working today (or like yah ever fuck you know these don't werk heh) so please take some more time out of your day to drive 5 miles back into the city to take money out of an atm to renew your license. *spits on you* FUCK THE DMV honestly in all 50 states, but as someone that's had to show in person to renew their drivers license photo because of age during THIS PANDEMIC. SUCK MY MOTHAFUCKIN DICK. The motherfuckers couldn't even have someone at the door ready to let people in and out right, and now you mean to tell me you think the idea of letting a 16 year old fuck drive around some cones and turn around to get their license without an in vehicle instructor is ok? I mean the logic is pretty stupid, but I saw people showing up for drivers tests here in Tx. and I was wondering how fuck all they were being with it. 🙄 Edited March 26, 2021 by PhilosipherStoned 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 Every DMV spill I make warrants this song. Howdy Troopers, and good day F*#@^s! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted March 26, 2021 Author Share Posted March 26, 2021 I passed! 4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 2 minutes ago, little_girl_lost said: I passed! Cool... how was the BJ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 Your state has certified you to drive the hell away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted March 26, 2021 Author Share Posted March 26, 2021 1 minute ago, Sawdamizer said: Cool... how was the BJ? she wasnt into it 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 Just now, little_girl_lost said: she wasnt into it Did you even fucking try?!? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted March 26, 2021 Author Share Posted March 26, 2021 2 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Did you even fucking try?!? she wouldnt get closer than six feet away from me 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 1 minute ago, little_girl_lost said: she wouldnt get closer than six feet away from me Brutaldildos.com has some huuuuugely long dildos.... anyways, nice... congrats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted March 26, 2021 Author Share Posted March 26, 2021 weird test though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 4 minutes ago, little_girl_lost said: weird test though Did they ask you to name the car? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 (edited) 7 hours ago, little_girl_lost said: I passed! congratulations. disregard my beef with the dmv. I've done commercial things as well and the process is especially stupid locally here because it's a small town that hordes tax dollars. There was a truck driver in front of me they were fucking with because he didn't pass the eye test, and I mean you just need to get glasses, but they were playing with this dude for like an hour and the lady behind the desk just read her script when he asked what happens if he gets pulled over on the job. (The DMV here in this state has had a long extension dead line on everyone having to renew licenses the last few months because covid, and the un texas like winter weather.) He said something about him being hassled constantly and he was just trying to get his papers right.. Pissed me off seeing that. The state of Texas already dropped the ball so hard on truckers during the pandemic, and that weather fiasco added to it smh. Edited March 27, 2021 by PhilosipherStoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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