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1 minute ago, Sawdamizer said:

I did this with dominoes and soda that I needed for a bday party

wait ... is this one of those classes where you learn how to put on a condom? i guess the urgency justifies the cost.

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Just now, wacky1980 said:

wait ... is this one of those classes where you learn how to put on a condom? i guess the urgency justifies the cost.

What the fuck is a condom?

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Posted
43 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

What the fuck is a condom?

It's a specific type of con artist that only targets submissive males 

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Posted
1 hour ago, wacky1980 said:

You're getting ripped off. 

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I’m not getting ripped off bc when it gets here I will pile up all 80 bananas then eat one. Then tell the app that I ordered 80 bananas and only got 79 and it’ll give me a full refund while I keep the nanners

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Poof said:

I’m not getting ripped off bc when it gets here I will pile up all 80 bananas then eat one. Then tell the app that I ordered 80 bananas and only got 79 and it’ll give me a full refund while I keep the nanners

Thats fraud.

Posted
1 hour ago, Sawdamizer said:

What the fuck is a condom?

It's a surprisingly resilient form of water balloon that has a 50% chance of surviving being whipped out of a 6th floor window at passing parents during their little college tours. 

 

Lots of nanners. Sounds like a few full spa days actually. Nanner peels fight wrinkles, tighten skin, fight eczema while pulling off dirts and other little nasties that cling to skin. Plus, nanner smoothies. 

Posted
25 minutes ago, Poof said:

I’m not getting ripped off bc when it gets here I will pile up all 80 bananas then eat one. Then tell the app that I ordered 80 bananas and only got 79 and it’ll give me a full refund while I keep the nanners

I always wondered.... doesn't Grubhub have a way to check this shit?  I mean, if they don't that's a really bad business model or they just don't mind fucking Benji over or something.

Posted
10 hours ago, scoobdog said:

I always wondered.... doesn't Grubhub have a way to check this shit?  I mean, if they don't that's a really bad business model or they just don't mind fucking Benji over or something.

idk if any of those companies are profitable anyway

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Posted
8 hours ago, André Toulon said:

......bananas are like $0.39 a bundle....A BUNDLE....

What is the banana market like up there that they are hitting a buck and some seasoning apiece.

say whatever you want here theyll never find it

Posted
8 hours ago, André Toulon said:

......bananas are like $0.39 a bundle....A BUNDLE....

What is the banana market like up there that they are hitting a buck and some seasoning apiece.

these are panera bread bananas delivered to my door

Posted
25 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

I would never spend that kind of money on something I couldn't smoke

smoke the peels

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Posted
10 hours ago, That_One_Guy said:

Pass that shit over here homie

I lived with some Jamaicans in college and they taught me the magic of corn husks....SHit burns forever and yo could stretch a litttle so much longer....But it's a pain to be bothered with, so it's only for novelty for me now

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