That_One_Guy Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 I met this asian lady and had the strangest sexual encounter ever. We matched and almost immediately started talking about sex. She gave me her address and I drove to this dark kinda shitty neighborhood in the southside of pittsburgh. She poked her head out and asked me If I was the dude from tinder. Then she hugged me....which was weird as shit. Anyways, she gave me a blowjob and then vigorously cleaned my penis with baby wipes and a very soft towel. She also commented that my penis was a very nice color. I never saw or heard from her again because she deleted her account afterward. I never learned her name. Our entire knowledge of each other consisted of a sexual conversation, a blowjob, and a penis cleaning. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 Is this the one with the spaghetti? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 - The topic of conversation never shifted from the only thing you cared about - You received, but didn't have to give - She cleaned and complemented your dick afterward - She never bothered you again You're one ungrateful motherfucker 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted February 28, 2021 Author Share Posted February 28, 2021 Just now, Vamped said: Is this the one with the spaghetti? Holy fuck have I already told this story? I'm fucking boring 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted February 28, 2021 Author Share Posted February 28, 2021 Just now, Mix said: - The topic of conversation never shifted from the only thing you cared about - You received, but didn't have to give - She cleaned and complemented your dick afterward - She never bothered you again You're one ungrateful motherfucker I'm trash as fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 Tinder... I don't miss those days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted February 28, 2021 Author Share Posted February 28, 2021 1 minute ago, Sawdamizer said: Tinder... I don't miss those days You probably slammed so many whores Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 8 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: You probably slammed so many whores When I was single and living on Cape Cod.... they came from all over and well.... I was happy to provide a bed for their weary heads to rest.... my house was on the beach and.... they wanted to make mistakes.... I was happy to oblige. It became reckless.... and a lot of these girls were married or had boyfriends and were on vacation with friends or family... In hindsight.... I wouldn't do it again. I made it to work the next day, they did their "walk" of shame... and I'd occasionally get a Facebook friend request that I would typically decline... idk.... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted February 28, 2021 Author Share Posted February 28, 2021 1 minute ago, Sawdamizer said: When I was single and living on Cape Cod.... they came from all over and well.... I was happy to provide a bed for their weary heads to rest.... my house was on the beach and.... they wanted to make mistakes.... I was happy to oblige. It became reckless.... and a lot of these girls were married or had boyfriends and were on vacation with friends or family... In hindsight.... I wouldn't do it again. I made it to work the next day, they did their "walk" of shame... and I'd occasionally get a Facebook friend request that I would typically decline... idk.... Why did you make your fuckboy exploits sound like the midnight ride of Paul Revere 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 Just now, That_One_Guy said: Why did you make your fuckboy exploits sound like the midnight ride of Paul Revere 😂 The British are cumming 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 1 hour ago, Vamped said: Is this the one with the spaghetti? lol, I remember this too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 thats hot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted February 28, 2021 Author Share Posted February 28, 2021 1 minute ago, Poof said: thats hot Yeah but I forgot I talked about this already. I'm fucking boring. This thread was a mistake 😭 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 21 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Yeah but I forgot I talked about this already. I'm fucking boring. This thread was a mistake 😭 thats ok ppl need to know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted February 28, 2021 Author Share Posted February 28, 2021 4 minutes ago, Poof said: thats ok ppl need to know Not really. Tbh I feel like I annoy ppl here fr. I'm not like depressed about it but at the same time I think I should slow down posting bas much 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 8 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Not really. Tbh I feel like I annoy ppl here fr. I'm not like depressed about it but at the same time I think I should slow down posting bas much put it in df if u think its too graphic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 Yeah sounds like my last hook up only it wasn't on tinder, and the bitch is just strange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 1. Your posts range from good to great. Can't speak for the others, but they sure don't bother me. 2. If it makes you feel any better, I don't remember this story nor any sexual story involving spaghetti, and I really want to hear it now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: 1. Your posts range from good to great. Can't speak for the others, but they sure don't bother me. 2. If it makes you feel any better, I don't remember this story nor any sexual story involving spaghetti, and I really want to hear it now. Wait I stopped reading a bit before the part were she scrubbed his dick with a baby wipe or whatever...Was their spaghetti involved if so I change my opinion. Can I get a hook up plz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 Just now, PhilosipherStoned said: Wait I stopped reading a bit before the part were she scrubbed his dick with a baby wipe or whatever...Was their spaghetti involved if so I change my opinion. Can I get a hook up plz? I guess, as the thread continued: 6 hours ago, Vamped said: Is this the one with the spaghetti? 6 hours ago, That_One_Guy said: Holy fuck have I already told this story? I'm fucking boring So it looks like spaghetti was indeed involved, but I want to know how. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 Yeah, I remember this too....As soon as you said "Asian lady" I was like "this again?" But yeah, this is how tinder works. I too made the mistake of trying to chat them broads up.....Nope, ask to fuck....if she gets offended, the SHE'S in the wrong place. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 I got rid of tinder a while ago. My experience was awful...I was lead on and breadcrumbed for 8 months by a guy that dropped me like a damn rock after he found what he wanted...but yet STILL calls me because he’s a “good guy”. just fuckin...punch me in the fucking face... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 1 hour ago, Still Me said: I got rid of tinder a while ago. My experience was awful...I was lead on and breadcrumbed for 8 months by a guy that dropped me like a damn rock after he found what he wanted...but yet STILL calls me because he’s a “good guy”. just fuckin...punch me in the fucking face... Dude spent 8 months trying to smash? That's not typical tinder.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 2 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: Dude spent 8 months trying to smash? That's not typical tinder.... That's not typical past highschool. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 (edited) 3 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: Dude spent 8 months trying to smash? That's not typical tinder.... Oh no, he got it day one. But kept stringing me along acting like he wanted me for more. Edited February 28, 2021 by Still Me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 51 minutes ago, Still Me said: Oh no, he got it day one. But kept stringing me along acting like he wanted me for more. Hell yah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JehutyNinja Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 almost thought this was a joke or some copypasta or something but it sounds pretty legit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 2 hours ago, Still Me said: Oh no, he got it day one. But kept stringing me along acting like he wanted me for more. Rule 8 of tinder....Disengage. Do not entertain further contact....I think that this might be in their ToS in so many words Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 1 hour ago, BlackNoir said: Rule 8 of tinder....Disengage. Do not entertain further contact....I think that this might be in their ToS in so many words Na, he has someone now. But still fucking calls me. He called me on Valentine’s, and this past Friday....but I don’t engage with him. I don’t text or call....I feel like when his relationship goes to shit he will come knocking...not anymore...he crippled me the last time, I’m not doing it again 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 17 minutes ago, Still Me said: Na, he has someone now. But still fucking calls me. He called me on Valentine’s, and this past Friday....but I don’t engage with him. I don’t text or call....I feel like when his relationship goes to shit he will come knocking...not anymore...he crippled me the last time, I’m not doing it again The cop? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 1 minute ago, Sawdamizer said: The cop? Ding fuckin ding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 1 hour ago, Still Me said: Ding fuckin ding Cops like that scare the shit out of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 7 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Cops like that scare the shit out of me. Yeah well I can’t attest as to how he does his job so I can’t help you with the cop hate there...but needless to say the tattoo thread was based around it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimOdin Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 I'm so glad tinder was after my time, I'd have several STDs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 2 hours ago, Still Me said: Yeah well I can’t attest as to how he does his job so I can’t help you with the cop hate there...but needless to say the tattoo thread was based around it... This has nothing to do with cop hate. Pretty sure dudes with that kind of entitlement are abusive no matter what they do, but giving them a badge and gun makes them dangerous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 20 minutes ago, scoobdog said: This has nothing to do with cop hate. Pretty sure dudes with that kind of entitlement are abusive no matter what they do, but giving them a badge and gun makes them dangerous. Yeah 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 This reminds me of this time I gave a guy a bj on a plane... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 1 hour ago, Poof said: This reminds me of this time I gave a guy a bj on a plane... I've got one of those... I don't think it was you... but I returned the favor with some fingers.... stupid drunks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted March 1, 2021 Author Share Posted March 1, 2021 1 hour ago, Poof said: This reminds me of this time I gave a guy a bj on a plane... ........great fucking story 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 1 hour ago, Sawdamizer said: I've got one of those... I don't think it was you... but I returned the favor with some fingers.... stupid drunks What are you telling me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 On 2/28/2021 at 1:40 PM, Still Me said: he crippled me the last time, I’m not doing it again is this the chiropractor who punished your buttocks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 2 minutes ago, Poof said: What are you telling me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 2 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: you said "I've got one of those" so ok unless you want to tell me I will just take it literally and assume you have your own story about giving a guy a bj on a plane except you also fingered him 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 21 minutes ago, Poof said: you said "I've got one of those" so ok unless you want to tell me I will just take it literally and assume you have your own story about giving a guy a bj on a plane except you also fingered him He said he didn't think it was you, so it better not have been a guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 2, 2021 Share Posted March 2, 2021 19 hours ago, Poof said: This reminds me of this time I gave a guy a bj on a plane... Does that count for the mile high club, or does it have to be intercourse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted March 2, 2021 Share Posted March 2, 2021 26 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Does that count for the mile high club, or does it have to be intercourse? I thought it counted. If it doesn’t then I still have work to do 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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