Do you think it's weird that you don't have to go to the funerals of everybody you slept with?

[Mix]

[molarbear]

14 minutes ago, Mix said:

 

What if there's say.... one who's name you don't know? >.>

Could you just attend a random funeral and call it good?

Would this be just a showing of Thanks for sleeping with my ugly ass, a Constitutional Law, or some Cosmic Law where if you don't go you just kind of spontaneously combust?

I feel like there's Reality TV Show in this idea somewhere

[BlackNoir]

Sex isn't an obligation for feelings and I'm glad the world is coming around to that notion.

.....But now I feel like I should do a wellness check on a few people.

[Mix]

15 minutes ago, molarbear said:

 

What if there's say.... one who's name you don't know? >.>

Could you just attend a random funeral and call it good?

Would this be just a showing of Thanks for sleeping with my ugly ass, a Constitutional Law, or some Cosmic Law where if you don't go you just kind of spontaneously combust?

I feel like there's Reality TV Show in this idea somewhere

All these are good questions and exactly why I posted this here.

I heard this today and it really stuck with me because it was simultaneously the dumbest shit ever and a revelation.

 If I had to put a finger on it I guess it would just be like good karma or something

[bnmjy]

Considering I won't attend my father's funeral when he dies, I fail to see why flings would be that important.

[Mix]

6 minutes ago, BlackNoir said:

Sex isn't an obligation for feelings and I'm glad the world is coming around to that notion.

.....But now I feel like I should do a wellness check on a few people.

Lmao

This is how it starts

[Mix]

7 minutes ago, bnmjy said:

Considering I won't attend my father's funeral when he dies, I fail to see why flings would be that important.

Did you guys fuck?

[bnmjy]

16 minutes ago, Mix said:

Did you guys fuck?

😒 no

[Mix]

3 minutes ago, bnmjy said:

😒 no

It was a fair question. 

I mean, you saw what this thread was about and your mind went to your dad.

[Mini_ghost420]

I had to go to the funeral of the girl I lost my virginity to, it was a bit strange to say the least 

[nameraka]

My odds of outliving any of them probably aren’t great. Maybe I should invite them to mine in advance.

[bnmjy]

17 minutes ago, Mix said:

It was a fair question. 

I mean, you saw what this thread was about and your mind went to your dad.

And I had a feeling it would be taken this way.

Oh well.

[lupin_bebop]

No.

[BlackNoir]

3 hours ago, Mix said:

Lmao

This is how it starts

.....As far as my efforts extended....None of my notches are dead.

2 have cancer....So....That's kinda disheartening.....But the rest of those broads are alive and well.

There are some one night stands that i would have no way of checking up on....but I don't need that much validation.

[Seight]

I don't have that problem 😎

 

[//>wagz./]

//> everyone you slept with died?/

[Naraku4656]

how can i go to the funeral of myself?

[Mix]

11 hours ago, Mini_ghost420 said:

I had to go to the funeral of the girl I lost my virginity to, it was a bit strange to say the least 

oh shit, that's next level

...

- "So whose funeral did you say we're going to?"

- "You don't know her, babe. But she taught me that thing you like."

- "  "

[Mix]

11 hours ago, nameraka said:

My odds of outliving any of them probably aren’t great. Maybe I should invite them to mine in advance.

I'll do you one better. Fake your death and invite them to the funeral so you can see everyone's reactions. 

[Mix]

11 hours ago, bnmjy said:

And I had a feeling it would be taken this way.

Oh well.

and you did it anyway, that's what I love about you Benjamin (in my head I call you Benjamin) 

Never change

[Mix]

10 hours ago, lupin_bebop said:

No.

k

[Mix]

8 hours ago, BlackNoir said:

.....As far as my efforts extended....None of my notches are dead.

2 have cancer....So....That's kinda disheartening.....But the rest of those broads are alive and well.

There are some one night stands that i would have no way of checking up on....but I don't need that much validation.

This got realer than I anticipated

cancer or cancer cancer....y'know what, never mind

[Skiles]

I do find it interesting that there are people who my penis has been inside of that I will never speak to again. A funeral, though? Nah. That's a family/close friend thing.

Funerals are overrated anyway. Personally, I don't want a funeral. Mostly because I don't want anyone to pull some shit and put my dead ass in a suit. I've never worn a suit in my life, and I'm never going to.

[Mix]

6 hours ago, Seight said:

I don't have that problem 😎

 

I guess if you kill and bury them after, you wouldn't have that problem 

 

[Mix]

3 hours ago, //>wagz./ said:

//> everyone you slept with died?/

That's a good question. 

Complicated though. See they're technically alive, but the light always seems to leave their eyes. 

[Mix]

3 hours ago, Naraku4656 said:

how can i go to the funeral of myself?

This is by far the dumbest question in this thread.

You.....are Naraku!

You're whole shtick is parts of you leaving, coming back, dying, getting re-absorbed. 

If anyone can attend their own funeral, it's you. 

[Mix]

7 minutes ago, Skiles said:

I do find it interesting that there are people who my penis has been inside of that I will never speak to again. A funeral, though? Nah. That's a family/close friend thing.

Funerals are overrated anyway. Personally, I don't want a funeral. Mostly because I don't want anyone to pull some shit and put my dead ass in a suit. I've never worn a suit in my life, and I'm never going to.

 

 

[Cau]

I think it's weird we don't preying mantis each other.

I should be dead by the hand of anyone that's even thought of doing a sex at me.

[//>wagz./]

20 minutes ago, Mix said:

That's a good question. 

Complicated though. See they're technically alive, but the light always seems to leave their eyes. 

//> after the disappointing coitus./

[Mix]

11 minutes ago, //>wagz./ said:

//> after the disappointing coitus./

after a lot of things 

[//>wagz./]

33 minutes ago, Mix said:

after a lot of things 

//> always after./

[PhilosipherStoned]

Nope. 

[André Toulon]

2 hours ago, Mix said:

This got realer than I anticipated

cancer or cancer cancer....y'know what, never mind

Nah, it's ok....I don't have cancer

[Seight]

8 hours ago, Mix said:

I guess if you kill and bury them after, you wouldn't have that problem