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Shut up, I'm going to ask you anyway. So listen up, fuckface.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your most recent poop? Personally, mine was was a good 7. Feel free to share to share yours.

Also, I'm sorry I called you a fuckface that one time.

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nothing to write home about. 

Think my leg might have fallen asleep but that happens sometimes. 

Just finished my Sunday morning coffee thou so i'mma prolly go for round 2 here in a minute.

That one usually lacks much substance though.

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I’ve got questions; what criteria are we rating our poop on?

 

also, at 38, I have poop more than the rest of you will in your entire lives (excluding kehotick, whom also has Crohn’s)

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8 hours ago, Skiles said:

Shut up, I'm going to ask you anyway. So listen up, fuckface.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your most recent poop? Personally, mine was was a good 7. Feel free to share to share yours.

Also, I'm sorry I called you a fuckface that one time.

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14 hours ago, Skiles said:

Shut up, I'm going to ask you anyway. So listen up, fuckface.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your most recent poop? Personally, mine was was a good 7. Feel free to share to share yours.

Also, I'm sorry I called you a fuckface that one time.

A solid 5

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10 hours ago, SwimOdin said:

I’ve got questions; what criteria are we rating our poop on?

 

also, at 38, I have poop more than the rest of you will in your entire lives (excluding kehotick, whom also has Crohn’s)

I think the criteria varies from person to person. It comes down to what you personally value in a poo. Whether it's consistency, amount, or just how satisfying it was/how relieved you felt afterwards. 

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On 9/13/2020 at 7:05 AM, Skiles said:

Shut up, I'm going to ask you anyway. So listen up, fuckface.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your most recent poop? Personally, mine was was a good 7. Feel free to share to share yours.

Also, I'm sorry I called you a fuckface that one time.

What is this poop you speak of? 

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On 9/13/2020 at 6:05 AM, Skiles said:

Shut up, I'm going to ask you anyway. So listen up, fuckface.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your most recent poop? Personally, mine was was a good 7. Feel free to share to share yours.

Also, I'm sorry I called you a fuckface that one time.

my body recycles the unused matter into words for when I have to deal with people

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1 hour ago, molarbear said:

my body recycles the unused matter into words for when I have to deal with people

So what happens when the unused matter is particularly sour?

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