Skiles Posted August 27, 2020 Posted August 27, 2020 Can't wait to have a stranger shove something so far up my nose that I won't be able to count anymore afterwards. 1 1
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 27, 2020 Posted August 27, 2020 Doing it myself at cvs in my car was somehow fine, the weird part was shoving something so far in my nose. I did not expect it to go so smoothly and it felt weird still. My gag reflex made this impotent protest "there's nothing I can do here but I wanna watch from 50 feet away so you know you're annoying me." 15 seconds both nostrils, whoo!
mochi Posted August 27, 2020 Posted August 27, 2020 57 minutes ago, Skiles said: Can't wait to have a stranger shove something so far up my nose that I won't be able to count anymore afterwards. 😧 if you have it I hope you pull through okay
Bouvre Posted August 27, 2020 Posted August 27, 2020 During my time in the hospital the test was mandatory. It tickled. I tried not to laugh because if I did have it, then I was one chuckle away from giving it to a doctor. ( The test was negative )
Skiles Posted August 27, 2020 Author Posted August 27, 2020 3 hours ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said: Doing it myself at cvs in my car was somehow fine, the weird part was shoving something so far in my nose. I did not expect it to go so smoothly and it felt weird still. My gag reflex made this impotent protest "there's nothing I can do here but I wanna watch from 50 feet away so you know you're annoying me." 15 seconds both nostrils, whoo! Wait, as in you literally administered the test yourself? I hope I don't have to. I don't think I could go far enough in on my own accord.
Skiles Posted August 27, 2020 Author Posted August 27, 2020 2 hours ago, empty said: You ain't got it Book it Well, someone I live with contracted it, so there is a chance.
Skiles Posted August 27, 2020 Author Posted August 27, 2020 2 hours ago, renjifan said: Ooh, yikes. Been there - not a fun time! 😔 Yeah, the test is gonna blow. At least I don't have any symptoms. I felt like ass yesterday, but today I feel great. 1
Skiles Posted August 27, 2020 Author Posted August 27, 2020 2 hours ago, mochi said: 😧 if you have it I hope you pull through okay It's all over for me. I'm doomed. Tell my wife I said, "I wish you were real." 2
Skiles Posted August 27, 2020 Author Posted August 27, 2020 2 hours ago, Bouvre said: During my time in the hospital the test was mandatory. It tickled. I tried not to laugh because if I did have it, then I was one chuckle away from giving it to a doctor. ( The test was negative ) That's good. Also fuck being a doctor right now. Talk about constant paranoia. 1
crackymckrackin Posted August 27, 2020 Posted August 27, 2020 4 hours ago, Skiles said: Can't wait to have a stranger shove something so far up my nose that I won't be able to count anymore afterwards. You should ask them if the can just test your seminal fluid instead.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 27, 2020 Posted August 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, crackymckrackin said: You should ask them if the can just test your seminal fluid instead. I hope I never have to give a semen sample for whatever reason. I really don't want to have to jerk off in a doctor's office. I can't imagine even being aroused enough to "stay up" to do the job.
crackymckrackin Posted August 27, 2020 Posted August 27, 2020 9 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I hope I never have to give a semen sample for whatever reason. I really don't want to have to jerk off in a doctor's office. I can't imagine even being aroused enough to "stay up" to do the job. Practice makes perfect.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 27, 2020 Posted August 27, 2020 1 minute ago, crackymckrackin said: Practice makes perfect. Practicing at home alone everyday doesn't help with my nerves when I finally go on stage. (guitar analogy)
crackymckrackin Posted August 27, 2020 Posted August 27, 2020 9 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Practicing at home alone everyday doesn't help with my nerves when I finally go on stage. (guitar analogy) You're going to go blind.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 27, 2020 Posted August 27, 2020 1 minute ago, crackymckrackin said: You're going to go blind. I already don't have far to go anyway....
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 27, 2020 Posted August 27, 2020 1 minute ago, //>wagz./ said: //> it only hurts if god hates you ./ Do I need to quote Slayer here? Spoiler 1
renjifan Posted August 27, 2020 Posted August 27, 2020 53 minutes ago, Skiles said: Yeah, the test is gonna blow. At least I don't have any symptoms. I felt like ass yesterday, but today I feel great. That’s good! I’m glad you’re feeling better! As someone who has had it, I wouldn’t wish it on anyone. That was the sickest I’ve ever been and it was awful 😣
//>wagz./ Posted August 27, 2020 Posted August 27, 2020 4 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Do I need to quote Slayer here? Reveal hidden contents //> so that's why it hurt for my nose ./
Tricolor Posted August 27, 2020 Posted August 27, 2020 50 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I hope I never have to give a semen sample for whatever reason. I really don't want to have to jerk off in a doctor's office. I can't imagine even being aroused enough to "stay up" to do the job. Really? Man, I jerk off at the doctors office so much, when they find me they just call security and the police! Skeet skeet! 1
Seight Posted August 28, 2020 Posted August 28, 2020 You usually have to pay for... Wait, I don't think that joke works here.
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 28, 2020 Posted August 28, 2020 4 hours ago, Skiles said: Wait, as in you literally administered the test yourself? I hope I don't have to. I don't think I could go far enough in on my own accord. Yeah, it was an odd feeling but with people telling me some of their doctors weren't too careful about it I'm glad I did it myself. There was a little guide on how far to shove it in so you just need the will to do it.
Skiles Posted August 29, 2020 Author Posted August 29, 2020 Update: The test wasn't really that bad. It felt fucking bizarre, but it didn't hurt. Should have my results this weekend or Monday at the latest. 2
renjifan Posted August 29, 2020 Posted August 29, 2020 33 minutes ago, Skiles said: Update: The test wasn't really that bad. It felt fucking bizarre, but it didn't hurt. Should have my results this weekend or Monday at the latest. Glad it wasn’t too bad! Mine hurt, made my eyes water and everything. Maybe I’m just a wimp, lol. Good luck! Fingers crossed for a negative result! 🤞🏻
MrD1718 Posted August 29, 2020 Posted August 29, 2020 (edited) I'm getting one tomorrow. My brother has it and now I can't taste or smell anything. Should have gotten tested today but I slept all day. Edited August 29, 2020 by MrD1718 1
Skiles Posted August 30, 2020 Author Posted August 30, 2020 On 8/28/2020 at 7:57 PM, MrD1718 said: I'm getting one tomorrow. My brother has it and now I can't taste or smell anything. Should have gotten tested today but I slept all day. Oh shit. Good luck, my dude. I got tested because my aunt had it, and since I live with a 77-year-old with COPD, I have to be safe. Be damned if I'm gonna be the reason she gets sick.
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 30, 2020 Posted August 30, 2020 On 8/28/2020 at 5:57 PM, MrD1718 said: I'm getting one tomorrow. My brother has it and now I can't taste or smell anything. Should have gotten tested today but I slept all day. Oh no! You better end up okay dude, good luck.
MrD1718 Posted August 31, 2020 Posted August 31, 2020 Well, the test came back positive. Hopefully my symptoms stay mild and I get a free two weeks off work :3 1 4
Sawdamizer Posted August 31, 2020 Posted August 31, 2020 Just now, MrD1718 said: Well, the test came back positive. Hopefully my symptoms stay mild and I get a free two weeks off work :3 Damn, wife and I were there in March. Get some rest, and make sure you keep us updated, fucker. 2
MrD1718 Posted August 31, 2020 Posted August 31, 2020 I'll most likely be fine. It's my mom and dad I'm worried about. 2
Raptorpat Posted August 31, 2020 Posted August 31, 2020 that really sucks and I hope it's a mild case but at least you have us while you're under lockdown!
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 31, 2020 Posted August 31, 2020 (edited) You all still have Zoidberg! Edited August 31, 2020 by RainyDayJizz#35
ITasteLikeSex Posted August 31, 2020 Posted August 31, 2020 1 hour ago, MrD1718 said: Well, the test came back positive. Hopefully my symptoms stay mild and I get a free two weeks off work :3 1
Gyaos Posted August 31, 2020 Posted August 31, 2020 (edited) Can relate with the anxiety and the experience of having something shoved so fucking far up your nose. I've had to get tested twice. Here's hoping you don't have it. Edited August 31, 2020 by Gyaos
Skiles Posted August 31, 2020 Author Posted August 31, 2020 10 hours ago, MrD1718 said: I'll most likely be fine. It's my mom and dad I'm worried about. I feel that with my gramma. If my shit comes back positive, I'm literally leaving my house. My cousin will have to step up and help where I normally do around the house, because I'm gonna be out on my own for a while. I can't stay here with it.
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