discolé monade Posted August 18, 2020 Posted August 18, 2020 so i'm sitting here doing that ghost poll, and got my left arm behind my head. i sort of see something moving by my sleeve. didn't look, thought it was my hair then it moved IF FUCKING MOVED! it was a GOT DAMNED SPIDER!!! FFS! i blew it off, and sat there ...arm still in the air for a solid 2 minutes. fuck...i don't know where it went. SOMEWHERE in my bowzer shite. 2 1
Poof Posted August 18, 2020 Posted August 18, 2020 the spiders have been after me this summer too they hunger 2
tsar4 Posted August 18, 2020 Posted August 18, 2020 It just wanted to check out your curds and whey. 2
rpgamer Posted August 19, 2020 Posted August 19, 2020 What's stopping you from just not being afraid of them? 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 19, 2020 Posted August 19, 2020 What in god's name is "doing a ghost poll"?
Sawdamizer Posted August 19, 2020 Posted August 19, 2020 So, will that increase or decrease the price of Bowzer? 2
resurrected Posted August 19, 2020 Posted August 19, 2020 9 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: So, will that increase or decrease the price of Bowzer? Since shipping is based on weight, it's a coin toss. If the spider is in fact, in the package, then yes, it will increase slightly. But that's fair, since buddy will be getting a surprise gift from Georgia. 2
Sawdamizer Posted August 19, 2020 Posted August 19, 2020 1 minute ago, resurrected said: Since shipping is based on weight, it's a coin toss. If the spider is in fact, in the package, then yes, it will increase slightly. But that's fair, since buddy will be getting a surprise gift from Georgia. ....... I cant stress enough how much he hates Spiders 2 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 19, 2020 Posted August 19, 2020 (edited) Just now, Sawdamizer said: ....... I cant stress enough how much he hates Spiders I was about to say, isn't that the one creepy crawly that freaks him out? (like the only ones that don't freak me out are ants, flies, and pillbugs... that's about it) Edited August 19, 2020 by Doom Metal Alchemist
resurrected Posted August 19, 2020 Posted August 19, 2020 Just now, Sawdamizer said: ....... I cant stress enough how much he hates Spiders If that spider is in the box, he's gonna hate disco.
Sawdamizer Posted August 19, 2020 Posted August 19, 2020 well, with all luck he will just bypass this thread. 1
discolé monade Posted August 19, 2020 Author Posted August 19, 2020 10 hours ago, rpgamer said: What's stopping you from just not being afraid of them? fear. 1
discolé monade Posted August 19, 2020 Author Posted August 19, 2020 spider is no where in sight. and didn't crawl in bed to bite me. i would never do that to buddy. and AND buddy should appreciate how brave i was to wait overnight to look and make sure the spider wasn't in there. >.> 1
resurrected Posted August 19, 2020 Posted August 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, discole monade said: spider is no where in sight. and didn't crawl in bed to bite me. i would never do that to buddy. and AND buddy should appreciate how brave i was to wait overnight to look and make sure the spider wasn't in there. >.> Wait overnight? You went to bed before I did. She's lying buddy! When you get this box, open it with one hand, while holding a flyswatter in the other. 1
discolé monade Posted August 19, 2020 Author Posted August 19, 2020 1 minute ago, resurrected said: Wait overnight? You went to bed before I did. She's lying buddy! When you get this box, open it with one hand, while holding a flyswatter in the other. yeah....i said that. i wasn't looking for that beast last night. i figured he'd crawl off somewhere GET OFF THE STAGE, YA' HACK!!! 2
Dark_Cloud_Overhead Posted August 19, 2020 Posted August 19, 2020 I love spiders. Send 'em over to me. Plenty of cobwebs in my house for him to join.
rpgamer Posted August 19, 2020 Posted August 19, 2020 3 hours ago, discole monade said: fear. It's a very easy response to turn off once you get the hang of it. Just channel your inner Croc Hunter. Be one with the animal. They're pretty chill. Just exploring.
cyberbully Posted August 19, 2020 Posted August 19, 2020 23 hours ago, discole monade said: fuck...i don't know where it went. SOMEWHERE in my bowzer shite. Nope...Keep it. JK But seriously, find it because if you ship me a goddamned spider.....0.0 2
cyberbully Posted August 19, 2020 Posted August 19, 2020 7 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: well, with all luck he will just bypass this thread. I would have too...FFA threads need an especially catchy title to get me to bite the bullet most of the time, but I opened it because Disco was OP 3
discolé monade Posted August 20, 2020 Author Posted August 20, 2020 2 hours ago, rpgamer said: It's a very easy response to turn off once you get the hang of it. Just channel your inner Croc Hunter. Be one with the animal. They're pretty chill. Just exploring. i've actually gotten quite better. had then been a few years ago, i probably would have pee'd my pants. but the giant tarantual (extremely large wolf spider) that was in my bathroom 3 years ago changed that. 1
discolé monade Posted August 20, 2020 Author Posted August 20, 2020 2 hours ago, cyberbully said: Nope...Keep it. JK But seriously, find it because if you ship me a goddamned spider.....0.0 honestly. it's all good. i looked through all the bits i have to sew. and the rest was covered with a blanket because of cullen and eva bo'kitty. they are little shits with yarn. i'm in the home stretch now. just a few more bits to sew. i have to do felt eyes though. i hate felt.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 20, 2020 Posted August 20, 2020 16 hours ago, cyberbully said: I would have too...FFA threads need an especially catchy title to get me to bite the bullet most of the time, but I opened it because Disco was OP Yesterday morning when I was reading through this I contemplated being a jerk and going "QUICK, SOMEONE TAG BUDDY" or better yet, just tagging you myself.... all three of your names.... with nothing in the post but the tags.... to force you to read the thread to figure out what the hell it was that I wanted.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 20, 2020 Posted August 20, 2020 20 hours ago, discole monade said: fear. This is literally Robot Chicken and JFK. "There is nothing to fear, but fear itself." "And spiders." "Yes, and spiders." 1
cyberbully Posted August 20, 2020 Posted August 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Yesterday morning when I was reading through this I contemplated being a jerk and going "QUICK, SOMEONE TAG BUDDY" or better yet, just tagging you myself.... all three of your names.... with nothing in the post but the tags.... to force you to read the thread to figure out what the hell it was that I wanted. My tags are off on all my accounts so I still wouldn't have seen it...Thank Misaka for that. 2
discolé monade Posted August 24, 2020 Author Posted August 24, 2020 see...that little guy is cute. i've been watching more spider videos, conquering that fear. but there are some i just...can't handle. i'm getting better though. really really. 1
nameraka Posted August 26, 2020 Posted August 26, 2020 Why the hell do I keep reading this as eggheads? 1
Recommended Posts