discolé monade Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 so i'm sitting here doing that ghost poll, and got my left arm behind my head. i sort of see something moving by my sleeve. didn't look, thought it was my hair then it moved IF FUCKING MOVED! it was a GOT DAMNED SPIDER!!! FFS! i blew it off, and sat there ...arm still in the air for a solid 2 minutes. fuck...i don't know where it went. SOMEWHERE in my bowzer shite. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 the spiders have been after me this summer too they hunger 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 It just wanted to check out your curds and whey. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted August 19, 2020 Share Posted August 19, 2020 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted August 19, 2020 Author Share Posted August 19, 2020 this^ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rpgamer Posted August 19, 2020 Share Posted August 19, 2020 What's stopping you from just not being afraid of them? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 19, 2020 Share Posted August 19, 2020 What in god's name is "doing a ghost poll"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renjifan Posted August 19, 2020 Share Posted August 19, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted August 19, 2020 Share Posted August 19, 2020 yes but were you able to successfully poop 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 19, 2020 Share Posted August 19, 2020 So, will that increase or decrease the price of Bowzer? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted August 19, 2020 Share Posted August 19, 2020 9 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: So, will that increase or decrease the price of Bowzer? Since shipping is based on weight, it's a coin toss. If the spider is in fact, in the package, then yes, it will increase slightly. But that's fair, since buddy will be getting a surprise gift from Georgia. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 19, 2020 Share Posted August 19, 2020 1 minute ago, resurrected said: Since shipping is based on weight, it's a coin toss. If the spider is in fact, in the package, then yes, it will increase slightly. But that's fair, since buddy will be getting a surprise gift from Georgia. ....... I cant stress enough how much he hates Spiders 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 19, 2020 Share Posted August 19, 2020 (edited) Just now, Sawdamizer said: ....... I cant stress enough how much he hates Spiders I was about to say, isn't that the one creepy crawly that freaks him out? (like the only ones that don't freak me out are ants, flies, and pillbugs... that's about it) Edited August 19, 2020 by Doom Metal Alchemist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted August 19, 2020 Share Posted August 19, 2020 Just now, Sawdamizer said: ....... I cant stress enough how much he hates Spiders If that spider is in the box, he's gonna hate disco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 19, 2020 Share Posted August 19, 2020 well, with all luck he will just bypass this thread. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted August 19, 2020 Author Share Posted August 19, 2020 10 hours ago, rpgamer said: What's stopping you from just not being afraid of them? fear. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted August 19, 2020 Author Share Posted August 19, 2020 spider is no where in sight. and didn't crawl in bed to bite me. i would never do that to buddy. and AND buddy should appreciate how brave i was to wait overnight to look and make sure the spider wasn't in there. >.> 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted August 19, 2020 Share Posted August 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, discole monade said: spider is no where in sight. and didn't crawl in bed to bite me. i would never do that to buddy. and AND buddy should appreciate how brave i was to wait overnight to look and make sure the spider wasn't in there. >.> Wait overnight? You went to bed before I did. She's lying buddy! When you get this box, open it with one hand, while holding a flyswatter in the other. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted August 19, 2020 Author Share Posted August 19, 2020 1 minute ago, resurrected said: Wait overnight? You went to bed before I did. She's lying buddy! When you get this box, open it with one hand, while holding a flyswatter in the other. yeah....i said that. i wasn't looking for that beast last night. i figured he'd crawl off somewhere GET OFF THE STAGE, YA' HACK!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Cloud_Overhead Posted August 19, 2020 Share Posted August 19, 2020 I love spiders. Send 'em over to me. Plenty of cobwebs in my house for him to join. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardcoreHunter Posted August 19, 2020 Share Posted August 19, 2020 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rpgamer Posted August 19, 2020 Share Posted August 19, 2020 3 hours ago, discole monade said: fear. It's a very easy response to turn off once you get the hang of it. Just channel your inner Croc Hunter. Be one with the animal. They're pretty chill. Just exploring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted August 19, 2020 Share Posted August 19, 2020 23 hours ago, discole monade said: fuck...i don't know where it went. SOMEWHERE in my bowzer shite. Nope...Keep it. JK But seriously, find it because if you ship me a goddamned spider.....0.0 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted August 19, 2020 Share Posted August 19, 2020 7 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: well, with all luck he will just bypass this thread. I would have too...FFA threads need an especially catchy title to get me to bite the bullet most of the time, but I opened it because Disco was OP 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted August 20, 2020 Author Share Posted August 20, 2020 2 hours ago, rpgamer said: It's a very easy response to turn off once you get the hang of it. Just channel your inner Croc Hunter. Be one with the animal. They're pretty chill. Just exploring. i've actually gotten quite better. had then been a few years ago, i probably would have pee'd my pants. but the giant tarantual (extremely large wolf spider) that was in my bathroom 3 years ago changed that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted August 20, 2020 Author Share Posted August 20, 2020 2 hours ago, cyberbully said: Nope...Keep it. JK But seriously, find it because if you ship me a goddamned spider.....0.0 honestly. it's all good. i looked through all the bits i have to sew. and the rest was covered with a blanket because of cullen and eva bo'kitty. they are little shits with yarn. i'm in the home stretch now. just a few more bits to sew. i have to do felt eyes though. i hate felt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 16 hours ago, cyberbully said: I would have too...FFA threads need an especially catchy title to get me to bite the bullet most of the time, but I opened it because Disco was OP Yesterday morning when I was reading through this I contemplated being a jerk and going "QUICK, SOMEONE TAG BUDDY" or better yet, just tagging you myself.... all three of your names.... with nothing in the post but the tags.... to force you to read the thread to figure out what the hell it was that I wanted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 20 hours ago, discole monade said: fear. This is literally Robot Chicken and JFK. "There is nothing to fear, but fear itself." "And spiders." "Yes, and spiders." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Yesterday morning when I was reading through this I contemplated being a jerk and going "QUICK, SOMEONE TAG BUDDY" or better yet, just tagging you myself.... all three of your names.... with nothing in the post but the tags.... to force you to read the thread to figure out what the hell it was that I wanted. My tags are off on all my accounts so I still wouldn't have seen it...Thank Misaka for that. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardcoreHunter Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted August 24, 2020 Author Share Posted August 24, 2020 see...that little guy is cute. i've been watching more spider videos, conquering that fear. but there are some i just...can't handle. i'm getting better though. really really. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 Why the hell do I keep reading this as eggheads? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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