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[Seight]

The crop makes this funnier IMO, after Outback Bowl it says "Except for those played before 2022"

 

Edited January 1, 2022 by Seight

[Seight]

So Georgia is the national champion, but even better than that Alabama lost twice this season, which always makes it a good season.

[Master-Debater131]

At least Alabama lost

 

I hate Alabama

[scoobdog]

I hate it took another SEC team to beat them.

Fuck that.

[Seight]

"Huh, so Hue Jackson is the new head coach at Grambling State, and his Offensive Coordinator is *spits out water* WHAT?!?"

[Seight]

Vanderbilt: "We want a new logo set that looks like one of the teams in a movie that couldn't afford to license actual football team logos"

The design firm: "say no more fam"

[molarbear]

On 3/23/2022 at 7:57 PM, Seight said:

Vanderbilt: "We want a new logo set that looks like one of the teams in a movie that couldn't afford to license actual football team logos"

The design firm: "say no more fam"

They needed people to know the somehow more dramatic Rodgers brother went there

and the motherfucker married JoJo

[molarbear]

General Booty Just Transferred to OU

Season is already a win for me

[Seight]

 

[scoobdog]

7 hours ago, Seight said:

 

Meanwhile.... LFR posts a cryptic ✌️on his twitter account for no reason at all.

[scoobdog]

Oh shit....
 

https://www.latimes.com/sports/story/2022-06-30/usc-ucla-are-negotiating-to-leave-the-pac-12-for-the-big-ten

https://usctrojans.com/news/2022/6/30/statement-from-director-of-athletics-mike-bohn-on-uscs-move-to-big-ten-conference.aspx

Edited July 1, 2022 by scoobdog

[Seight]

*me realizing that this makes both USC-Rutgers and UCLA-Rutgers possible conference games*

[scoobdog]

1 hour ago, Seight said:

*me realizing that this makes both USC-Rutgers and UCLA-Rutgers possible conference games*

Is New Jersey ready for LFR?

[Seight]

https://www.espn.com/college-sports/story/_/id/34180745/pac-12-explore-all-expansion-options-ucla-usc-exit-big-ten

One source in the conference told ESPN on Friday "it's wide open" as far as who the Pac-12 would consider inviting, but added the Big 12 and ACC are worth exploring.

Okay fine, two Futurama references in a row

 

Edited July 2, 2022 by Seight

[scoobdog]

If Oregon leaves, the Pac-12 is probably done. Time to give Idaho the call back

Edited July 2, 2022 by scoobdog

[molarbear]

4 hours ago, Seight said:

https://www.espn.com/college-sports/story/_/id/34180745/pac-12-explore-all-expansion-options-ucla-usc-exit-big-ten

One source in the conference told ESPN on Friday "it's wide open" as far as who the Pac-12 would consider inviting, but added the Big 12 and ACC are worth exploring.

Okay fine, two Futurama references in a row

 

 Oregon vs an ACC team in what will now be known as the Oregon Trail Bowl

 

5 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

If Oregon leaves, the Pac-12 is probably done.

 

[Seight]

We're a month away from the football season! Vanderbilt gets to play Hawaii in what looks like a high school stadium! EXCITE!

[scoobdog]

1 hour ago, Seight said:

We're a month away from the football season! Vanderbilt gets to play Hawaii in what looks like a high school stadium! EXCITE!

*Googles*

I guess it was a matter of time before Aloha Stadium was structurally unfit.  Place looked kinda scary last time I was there...apparently just before it got shut down.

[Seight]

 

[molarbear]

3 hours ago, Seight said:

 

Man

 

I actually really needed this

Thank you

[Seight]

Reminder: This is a relatively normal season, except for the part where I have to keep reminding myself that James Madison, Marshall, Old Dominion, and Southern Miss are now in the #FunBelt.

[Seight]

"Oh yeah, if the NFL's so great why isn't there an NFL 2?"

The College Football Playoff Board:

[Seight]

*all the stuff about tomorrow I already pointed out and/or made fun of*

But also now Nevada/NMSU is a late night game on ESPN2

[tsar4]

Watching the NW vs Neb game and they just announced that there are either power outages or tech issues with the credit card & atm services...so pubs in Ireland are giving away beer for free.

Edited August 27, 2022 by tsar4

[tsar4]

Northwestern upsets Nebraska in Ireland!

[Seight]

3 hours ago, tsar4 said:

Northwestern upsets Nebraska in Ireland!

"Nebraska, win a close game or draw 25"

Nebraska:

 

[Seight]

Current Mood: They have actual expectations this year, and that makes me THE MOST NERVOUS.

[Seight]

There are two wolves inside you.

as the Tar Heels outlasted Appalachian State 63-61 on Saturday -- despite surrendering 40 points to the Mountaineers in a wild fourth quarter.

Iowa's defense came up with two second-half safeties, and the Hawkeyes opened the season with a 7-3 win over South Dakota State on Saturday.

[scoobdog]

And now for something completely different...

[scoobdog]

Also, LFR... Just as advertised.  Happy to see OK looked just as strong.

[Seight]

"There's no way iEL ASSICO! could be even dumber than it usually is this year, right?"

as the Cyclones and Hawkeyes meet for the 69^th time in series history.

[Seight]

God bless whichever of the football gods decided to give the Sun Belt Conference a knife

UPDATE: On this week's episode of "nebraska is back."

 

Edited September 11, 2022 by Seight

[Seight]

Scott Frost Day has been officially cancelled, please adjust your calendars accordingly.

[scoobdog]

Clay Helton is feeling it.  Meanwhile....

 

[Seight]

Cal-Notre Dame: "What's the dumbest ending you've ever seen to a football game?"

Me: "Hmm, well-"

Cal-ND: "Good, now double, no, TRIPLE it!"

[Seight]

UPDATE: bro i am straight up having a bad time

[molarbear]

Week 3

Sooners still undefeated

-full send

[Seight]

2 hours ago, Seight said:

UPDATE: bro i am straight up having a bad time

UPDATE 2: *sigh*  I HATE BOBBY PETRINO SO MUCH ITS UNREAL okay I'm good now

[Seight]

In the immortal words of Noob-Noob, "God Damn!"

 

[scoobdog]

How the hell do you have a football team when most of your students are online?

[Seight]

8 hours ago, scoobdog said:

How the hell do you have a football team when most of your students are online?

I guess you would only need about 75-100 to be on campus for that to actually work.

[scoobdog]

4 hours ago, Seight said:

I guess you would only need about 75-100 to be on campus for that to actually work.

Their home games must be a real blast,

[Seight]

10 hours ago, scoobdog said:

Their home games must be a real blast,

Reminder that Conference USA is trying to save itself by adding both Liberty AND New Mexico State.

[molarbear]

15 hours ago, Seight said:

Reminder that Conference USA is trying to save itself by adding both Liberty AND New Mexico State.

 

[molarbear]

...............

Kansas is 4-0

[Seight]

3 hours ago, molarbear said:

...............

Kansas is 4-0

They only have to go 2-6 the rest of the way to make a bowl game probably

[Seight]

*Text-to-Speech voice* Texas Is Back.

[molarbear]

6 hours ago, Seight said:

*Text-to-Speech voice* Texas Is Back.

and OU loses

I swear I had entered bizarro world. I was doing homework and I'd look up and see OU driving... then 10 mins later they'd be in the same spot doing the same thing... but the score just never seemed to change

Tennessee-Florida...dafuq? I get it's a rivalry game but Florida not only almost making a comeback, but topping that off with what is the most perfect onside kick I think anyone will ever witness

http://www.espn.com/video/clip?id=34658675

[Seight]

Ah jeez, that was just such a rough game to watch last night. Hopefully Arky can regroup next week against Ala-

*checks notes*

...

[scoobdog]

I saw exactly 10 minutes at the end of the USC game, and it was just enough.  Williams gets a Bush push from the O-Line.  Addison scores a touchdown.  Kickoff return advances on penalty.  Nolan gets picked off.