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I wish I had a life bar


André Toulon

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i think if people could see each others life bars it would be infinitely more fucked up...like if you worked in healthcare and could see the life bar depleting....

 

but i feel like people would be more accepting to death. that way they could get what they needed done or make peace with it....and people could stop saying that bullshit like 'we never saw it coming'

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4 hours ago, André Toulon said:

Not so much to see when I'm going to die, but I wish I could see how much damage different events In my life have done.

Like jumping off the college stadium, or the fight with 5 Vietnamese midgets......or how much poison damage I've sustained.

Really?  4 people have posted, and no has asked about this?

I'll bite, I need details to the events that got you into this situation

 

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14 hours ago, molarbear said:

Really?  4 people have posted, and no has asked about this?

I'll bite, I need details to the events that got you into this situation

 

Ok well they weren't actual midgets ...just really short dudes, but I would say the max height was 5'3. 

The fight was because my friend bought some blow from them at the club one night and we were doing rails in the waffle house parking lot. I can't recall the events perfectly but my friend left and left me with them.....not sure what I said or what I thought had happened but I got hit in the face, so I got out of the truck and told them to come on......then I don't remember stuff again and the waffle house girl was telling the police I got jumped.

After getting a ride home and calling my friend, I found out he had stolen some of the blow and he told me to come on but I told him nah.  He said I was accusing them of stealing the blow or some shit. That night was wild. 

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9 hours ago, André Toulon said:

Ok well they weren't actual midgets ...just really short dudes, but I would say the max height was 5'3. 

The fight was because my friend bought some blow from them at the club one night and we were doing rails in the waffle house parking lot. I can't recall the events perfectly but my friend left and left me with them.....not sure what I said or what I thought had happened but I got hit in the face, so I got out of the truck and told them to come on......then I don't remember stuff again and the waffle house girl was telling the police I got jumped.

After getting a ride home and calling my friend, I found out he had stolen some of the blow and he told me to come on but I told him nah.  He said I was accusing them of stealing the blow or some shit. That night was wild. 

I was really kind of hoping this story actually took place in Vietnam, but other than that sounds pretty damn funny

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7 hours ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

Bro I don't believe you fought 5 vietnamese midgets. Pics or it didn't happen. No one fights 5 vietnamese midgets without pictures being snapped or a crappy vid filmed in vertical manifesting.

This was in the early 2000s....If there is video, it's in 17p and there was limited places to upload it to.....Assuming the filmer even had internet to begin with.

 

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On 6/14/2020 at 8:22 PM, scoobdog said:

Sometimes I kind of do imagine I have a life bar, particularly after a day of driving the 99 and dodging big rigs.

I'm glad I'm not the only one that truckers try to run off the road. I was once told by a co-worker who got a Trucker's license (but didn't use it) that Truckers were some of the best drivers in the world because of the training that goes into getting licensed is way more rigorous than a class C. That last part may be true, but fuck no about them being better drivers because of it.

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