Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 23, 2020 Posted April 23, 2020 A newspaper. .............................. It occurs to me this joke is now obsolete.
Sawdamizer Posted April 23, 2020 Posted April 23, 2020 This joke always bothered me because of the obvious misspelling to make the joke "work"
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 23, 2020 Author Posted April 23, 2020 Just now, Sawdamizer said: This joke always bothered me because of the obvious misspelling to make the joke "work" It's meant to be told verbally, not in writing. 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 23, 2020 Author Posted April 23, 2020 Just now, 1pooh4u said: Nun in a blender doesn’t work anymore either Why, are nuns no longer a thing?
GuyBeardmane Posted April 23, 2020 Posted April 23, 2020 10 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: This joke always bothered me because of the obvious misspelling to make the joke "work" It wasn't until the past ten years I finally got the joke "Where does Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies" because I said it out loud instead of reading it in a joke book. I laughed like a moron after that. 1
1pooh4u Posted April 23, 2020 Posted April 23, 2020 2 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Why, are nuns no longer a thing? They don’t really wear that outfit anymore 2
Vamped Posted April 23, 2020 Posted April 23, 2020 2 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Why, are nuns no longer a thing? Nuns are definitely still a thing XD 3
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 23, 2020 Author Posted April 23, 2020 1 minute ago, 1pooh4u said: They don’t really wear that outfit anymore Ah. Leave it to a Jewish person to educate me on Catholicism. 😆 2
GuyBeardmane Posted April 23, 2020 Posted April 23, 2020 3 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: They don’t really wear that outfit anymore So I guess you could say they're just doing it out of habit now. 2 1
1pooh4u Posted April 23, 2020 Posted April 23, 2020 3 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Ah. Leave it to a Jewish person to educate me on Catholicism. 😆 It’s so infrequent to see a nun in public with that outfit, a lot of people wouldn’t get it. 1
discolé monade Posted April 23, 2020 Posted April 23, 2020 6 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: A newspaper. .............................. It occurs to me this joke is now obsolete. the horrible punchline... a penguin in a blender. a nun in a blender a nun in a turbine a nun in a woodchipper...
discolé monade Posted April 23, 2020 Posted April 23, 2020 6 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: Nun in a blender doesn’t work anymore either IT DOES IF YOU'RE 7!!!!
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 23, 2020 Author Posted April 23, 2020 15 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: It’s so infrequent to see a nun in public with that outfit, a lot of people wouldn’t get it. Well what about a catholic church, or a catholic school? I actually wouldn't expect them to wear that outfit, like grocery shopping or something.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 23, 2020 Author Posted April 23, 2020 14 minutes ago, discolemonade said: the horrible punchline... a penguin in a blender. a nun in a blender a nun in a turbine a nun in a woodchipper... We gotta think of more black and white things we can through in blenders besides penguins and nuns. 1
tsar4 Posted April 23, 2020 Posted April 23, 2020 (edited) 4 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: They don’t really wear that outfit anymore Not even out of habit? Change it to penguin. Edited April 23, 2020 by tsar4 2
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 23, 2020 Author Posted April 23, 2020 1 hour ago, GuyBeardmane said: So I guess you could say they're just doing it out of habit now. 2 minutes ago, tsar4 said: Not even out of habit? Change it to penguin. I don't understand these posts. Must be referencing something I don't know about.
discolé monade Posted April 23, 2020 Posted April 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I don't understand these posts. Must be referencing something I don't know about. habit. you know...the garb nuns wear. 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 23, 2020 Author Posted April 23, 2020 Just now, discolemonade said: habit. you know...the garb nuns wear. Oh, is that what it's called? I've literally never known what it was called. 😆 1
tsar4 Posted April 23, 2020 Posted April 23, 2020 1 minute ago, discolemonade said: habit. you know...the garb nuns wear. He's alluding to the fact that Guy posted the "habit" pun first. I hadn't gone far enough down to see if anyone had.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 23, 2020 Author Posted April 23, 2020 7 minutes ago, tsar4 said: He's alluding to the fact that Guy posted the "habit" pun first. I hadn't gone far enough down to see if anyone had. Actually disco was right. I had no fucking idea what it was called. 😆I didn't get Guy's joke but decided against asking him to explain it, then when you made essentially the same joke, I was like, Ok, I must be missing something here...
tsar4 Posted April 23, 2020 Posted April 23, 2020 4 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Actually disco was right. I had no fucking idea what it was called. 😆I didn't get Guy's joke but decided against asking him to explain it, then when you made essentially the same joke, I was like, Ok, I must be missing something here... You didn't grow up watching "The Flying Nun". Also - "bleeping Penguin!!!"
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 23, 2020 Author Posted April 23, 2020 Just now, tsar4 said: You didn't grow up watching "The Flying Nun". Also - "bleeping Penguin!!!" You are correct.
tsar4 Posted April 23, 2020 Posted April 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: You are correct. I forgot the gif to the "Also-"
Ric Posted April 23, 2020 Posted April 23, 2020 2 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: It’s so infrequent to see a nun in public with that outfit, a lot of people wouldn’t get it. I don't think I've seen one wearing it in public my whole life but still know it. lol 1
1pooh4u Posted April 24, 2020 Posted April 24, 2020 51 minutes ago, Ric said: I don't think I've seen one wearing it in public my whole life but still know it. lol I guess. It’s in movies and stuff.
helpme Posted April 24, 2020 Posted April 24, 2020 4 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: We gotta think of more black and white things we can through in blenders besides penguins and nuns. Zebra? 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 24, 2020 Author Posted April 24, 2020 1 minute ago, helpme said: Zebra? Tuxedos.
GuyBeardmane Posted April 24, 2020 Posted April 24, 2020 2 hours ago, Ric said: I don't think I've seen one wearing it in public my whole life but still know it. lol There was one time when I was in high school that I saw a real life nun. I was sitting in Subway and a car pulled up out front, and in the passenger seat was this nun in the full habit with the headdress on and everything and I kinda stopped and was in awe because it was like seeing Santa Claus. 2
tsar4 Posted April 24, 2020 Posted April 24, 2020 27 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Tuxedos. Pandas Old Squad Cars
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 24, 2020 Author Posted April 24, 2020 Just now, tsar4 said: Pandas Old Squad Cars Pandas work. Do old squad cars have the sirens lights? Because those add more colors to the car.
tsar4 Posted April 24, 2020 Posted April 24, 2020 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Pandas work. Do old squad cars have the sirens lights? Because those add more colors to the car. Bluesmoble? 1 1
avec Posted April 24, 2020 Posted April 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Tuxedos. Tuxedo Mask 1
Seight Posted April 24, 2020 Posted April 24, 2020 You guys are being too narrow here. I mean a food processor would work just as well, right?
Vamped Posted April 25, 2020 Posted April 25, 2020 21 hours ago, avec said: Oooo Tuxedo Mask covered in rose petals. One of those times my mom was like ... is that a grown ass man with that girl?! XD 2
TrigunBebop Posted April 26, 2020 Posted April 26, 2020 On 4/23/2020 at 12:53 PM, 1pooh4u said: They don’t really wear that outfit anymore So I guess you could say... they sure broke that habit. Or something.
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