Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 A newspaper. .............................. It occurs to me this joke is now obsolete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 This joke always bothered me because of the obvious misspelling to make the joke "work" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Nun in a blender doesn’t work anymore either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 23, 2020 Author Share Posted April 23, 2020 Just now, Sawdamizer said: This joke always bothered me because of the obvious misspelling to make the joke "work" It's meant to be told verbally, not in writing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 23, 2020 Author Share Posted April 23, 2020 Just now, 1pooh4u said: Nun in a blender doesn’t work anymore either Why, are nuns no longer a thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 10 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: This joke always bothered me because of the obvious misspelling to make the joke "work" It wasn't until the past ten years I finally got the joke "Where does Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies" because I said it out loud instead of reading it in a joke book. I laughed like a moron after that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 2 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Why, are nuns no longer a thing? They don’t really wear that outfit anymore 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 2 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Why, are nuns no longer a thing? Nuns are definitely still a thing XD 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 23, 2020 Author Share Posted April 23, 2020 1 minute ago, 1pooh4u said: They don’t really wear that outfit anymore Ah. Leave it to a Jewish person to educate me on Catholicism. 😆 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 3 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: They don’t really wear that outfit anymore So I guess you could say they're just doing it out of habit now. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 3 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Ah. Leave it to a Jewish person to educate me on Catholicism. 😆 It’s so infrequent to see a nun in public with that outfit, a lot of people wouldn’t get it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 6 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: A newspaper. .............................. It occurs to me this joke is now obsolete. the horrible punchline... a penguin in a blender. a nun in a blender a nun in a turbine a nun in a woodchipper... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 6 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: Nun in a blender doesn’t work anymore either IT DOES IF YOU'RE 7!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 23, 2020 Author Share Posted April 23, 2020 15 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: It’s so infrequent to see a nun in public with that outfit, a lot of people wouldn’t get it. Well what about a catholic church, or a catholic school? I actually wouldn't expect them to wear that outfit, like grocery shopping or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 23, 2020 Author Share Posted April 23, 2020 14 minutes ago, discolemonade said: the horrible punchline... a penguin in a blender. a nun in a blender a nun in a turbine a nun in a woodchipper... We gotta think of more black and white things we can through in blenders besides penguins and nuns. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 (edited) 4 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: They don’t really wear that outfit anymore Not even out of habit? Change it to penguin. Edited April 23, 2020 by tsar4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 23, 2020 Author Share Posted April 23, 2020 1 hour ago, GuyBeardmane said: So I guess you could say they're just doing it out of habit now. 2 minutes ago, tsar4 said: Not even out of habit? Change it to penguin. I don't understand these posts. Must be referencing something I don't know about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I don't understand these posts. Must be referencing something I don't know about. habit. you know...the garb nuns wear. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 23, 2020 Author Share Posted April 23, 2020 Just now, discolemonade said: habit. you know...the garb nuns wear. Oh, is that what it's called? I've literally never known what it was called. 😆 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 1 minute ago, discolemonade said: habit. you know...the garb nuns wear. He's alluding to the fact that Guy posted the "habit" pun first. I hadn't gone far enough down to see if anyone had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 23, 2020 Author Share Posted April 23, 2020 7 minutes ago, tsar4 said: He's alluding to the fact that Guy posted the "habit" pun first. I hadn't gone far enough down to see if anyone had. Actually disco was right. I had no fucking idea what it was called. 😆I didn't get Guy's joke but decided against asking him to explain it, then when you made essentially the same joke, I was like, Ok, I must be missing something here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 4 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Actually disco was right. I had no fucking idea what it was called. 😆I didn't get Guy's joke but decided against asking him to explain it, then when you made essentially the same joke, I was like, Ok, I must be missing something here... You didn't grow up watching "The Flying Nun". Also - "bleeping Penguin!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 23, 2020 Author Share Posted April 23, 2020 Just now, tsar4 said: You didn't grow up watching "The Flying Nun". Also - "bleeping Penguin!!!" You are correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: You are correct. I forgot the gif to the "Also-" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 2 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: It’s so infrequent to see a nun in public with that outfit, a lot of people wouldn’t get it. I don't think I've seen one wearing it in public my whole life but still know it. lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 51 minutes ago, Ric said: I don't think I've seen one wearing it in public my whole life but still know it. lol I guess. It’s in movies and stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 4 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: We gotta think of more black and white things we can through in blenders besides penguins and nuns. Zebra? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 24, 2020 Author Share Posted April 24, 2020 1 minute ago, helpme said: Zebra? Tuxedos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 2 hours ago, Ric said: I don't think I've seen one wearing it in public my whole life but still know it. lol There was one time when I was in high school that I saw a real life nun. I was sitting in Subway and a car pulled up out front, and in the passenger seat was this nun in the full habit with the headdress on and everything and I kinda stopped and was in awe because it was like seeing Santa Claus. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 27 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Tuxedos. Pandas Old Squad Cars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 24, 2020 Author Share Posted April 24, 2020 Just now, tsar4 said: Pandas Old Squad Cars Pandas work. Do old squad cars have the sirens lights? Because those add more colors to the car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Pandas work. Do old squad cars have the sirens lights? Because those add more colors to the car. Bluesmoble? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Tuxedos. Tuxedo Mask 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Oooo Tuxedo Mask covered in rose petals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 17 hours ago, avec said: Tuxedo Mask 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Killer Whales? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 You guys are being too narrow here. I mean a food processor would work just as well, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 21 hours ago, avec said: Oooo Tuxedo Mask covered in rose petals. One of those times my mom was like ... is that a grown ass man with that girl?! XD 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 a recently mauled zebra. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 On 4/23/2020 at 12:53 PM, 1pooh4u said: They don’t really wear that outfit anymore So I guess you could say... they sure broke that habit. Or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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