molarbear Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 https://okcfox.com/news/coronavirus/governor-stitt-parts-of-state-will-reopen-friday-april-24th If anyone here is an undercover billionaire with a private island, it would be pretty dope if you let me live on a corner of it right about now I'll even bury my poop for you 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 Wait, you live in OK..... Have we had this conversation before.....? Anyway, yeah I saw this too....I'm like didn't Florida just open up and get like thousands of new cases in like a day. But honestly, Southern OK hasn't really taken much precaution to begin with.....It's all about personal responsibility here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 Can I have your gamertag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 8 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Can I have your gamertag? .......Him or me. Just wondering because if you mean mine, I want you to continue to post on all my accounts too 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueraven1999 Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 Good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 9 minutes ago, cyberbully said: .......Him or me. Just wondering because if you mean mine, I want you to continue to post on all my accounts too It was his... but, I accept this counter offer as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 Have fun storming the castle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted April 22, 2020 Author Share Posted April 22, 2020 26 minutes ago, cyberbully said: Wait, you live in OK..... Have we had this conversation before.....? Anyway, yeah I saw this too....I'm like didn't Florida just open up and get like thousands of new cases in like a day. But honestly, Southern OK hasn't really taken much precaution to begin with.....It's all about personal responsibility here. Yeah, we've talked about it a couple times The stores here have plastic panels up for the cashiers and lines of tape six feet apart where you stand in line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted April 22, 2020 Author Share Posted April 22, 2020 35 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Can I have your gamertag? Only if you promise to delete my erotic fan fiction from my computer first The world isn't ready to learn about Amish porn and the art of erotic wood cutting techniques 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 1 minute ago, molarbear said: Yeah, we've talked about it a couple times The stores here have plastic panels up for the cashiers and lines of tape six feet apart where you stand in line We have that too but no one is giving a fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 3 minutes ago, molarbear said: Only if you promise to delete my erotic fan fiction from my computer first The world isn't ready to learn about Amish porn and the art of erotic wood cutting techniques No deal. You'll be dead... fuck you care? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 Don't worry.....Texas is about to fuck it up, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 There's like 10 cases in my tri county area.. I get the point of social distancing is to keep things that way, but it feels a bit extreme here.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 12 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: No deal. You'll be dead... fuck you care? Oh, that reminds me. Print off my porn history for my kiss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 Just now, André Toulon said: Oh, that reminds me. Print off my porn history for my kiss Kids... I'm sure... and done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Wow thats even sooner than what my racist governor decided 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 3 hours ago, Vamped said: Wow thats even sooner than what my racist governor decided Stitt got elected right after Trump and his entire campaign was "We don't need a politician, we need a business man" ..........And here we are. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Georgia is opening up too so whoever gets to hell first saves a spot for the others Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 2 hours ago, cyberbully said: Stitt got elected right after Trump and his entire campaign was "We don't need a politician, we need a business man" ..........And here we are. I feel like our governor had the same slogan. He's opening the state on the 27th but our county is one of the few, he's allowing to make their own timetable. The mayor pushed it back to May 5th 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 I don't know how to feel about being in...I dare to say smart, but definitely not relatively stupider for once? Like how are we not the ones doing things that make everyone else go "oh god that's fucking stupid?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Seight said: I don't know how to feel about being in...I dare to say smart, but definitely not relatively stupider for once? Like how are we not the ones doing things that make everyone else go "oh god that's fucking stupid?" I'm not really surprised about Arkansas though. I dont think ... did they even issue stay at home orders in the first place? I thought I read somewhere the Governor said it was too rural for it to be effective or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 15 hours ago, molarbear said: Only if you promise to delete my erotic fan fiction from my computer first The world isn't ready to learn about Amish porn and the art of erotic wood cutting techniques You joke, but in the world of romance novels, amish are a huuuuuuuge theme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted April 23, 2020 Author Share Posted April 23, 2020 5 hours ago, SwimModSponges said: You joke, but in the world of romance novels, amish are a huuuuuuuge theme. Really? If this is true I kind of want to check one out I just want to read the build up as they remove all 14 layers of clothing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted April 23, 2020 Author Share Posted April 23, 2020 7 hours ago, Vamped said: I'm not really surprised about Arkansas though. I dont think ... did they even issue stay at home orders in the first place? I thought I read somewhere the Governor said it was too rural for it to be effective or something. I don't know about the whole State but my buddy lives in Conway and him and his GF has been off work/working from home since the beginning of April Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 33 minutes ago, molarbear said: Really? If this is true I kind of want to check one out I just want to read the build up as they remove all 14 layers of clothing I think its because the only elderly women who read porno in books these days are probably hankering for that old-fashioned D. https://www.intellectualtakeout.org/article/why-amish-romance-novels-are-so-popular/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 46 minutes ago, molarbear said: I don't know about the whole State but my buddy lives in Conway and him and his GF has been off work/working from home since the beginning of April I dunno. I thought I read he was one of the governors that didn't issue one. Maybe their mayors issued a stay at home orders? I know our mayor issued stay at home orders before our Governor. But my brain is tired too so I could have imagined it XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted April 23, 2020 Author Share Posted April 23, 2020 23 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: I think its because the only elderly women who read porno in books these days are probably hankering for that old-fashioned D. https://www.intellectualtakeout.org/article/why-amish-romance-novels-are-so-popular/ so fun fact before you linked this I was talking with DBZ4ever (he works at a library as a book processor) and I told him about what you said he confirmed that he processes tons of these along with paranormal romance novels I don't.... this is so much to process Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 You have no idea how many old ladies want to get boned by a wolf. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted April 23, 2020 Author Share Posted April 23, 2020 7 minutes ago, Vamped said: I dunno. I thought I read he was one of the governors that didn't issue one. Maybe their mayors issued a stay at home orders? I know our mayor issued stay at home orders before our Governor. But my brain is tired too so I could have imagined it XD Build a pillow fort watch a Studio Ghibli film sleep for 12 hours I'd say it works for me but whenever I pull this off I still wake up tired Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 23 minutes ago, molarbear said: Build a pillow fort watch a Studio Ghibli film sleep for 12 hours I'd say it works for me but whenever I pull this off I still wake up tired Im on vacation starting now so I will probably work through all of these especially the Studio Ghibli movies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 9 hours ago, Vamped said: I'm not really surprised about Arkansas though. I dont think ... did they even issue stay at home orders in the first place? I thought I read somewhere the Governor said it was too rural for it to be effective or something. You have to remember Tom Cotton is from Arkansas so whenever they talk about AR politics its usually something that makes me go "oh fuck no." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Stay-at-home just got extended to May 30th here, and everyone required to wear masks in public starting the 1st. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Ric said: Stay-at-home just got extended to May 30th here, and everyone required to wear masks in public starting the 1st. PA has been doing this for a week now. It's not bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 20 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: PA has been doing this for a week now. It's not bad. I hate that shit. It's really gonna suck when my work opens back up (we should be running, as we're an essential business, BUT there was a fire a couple weeks ago and the building's been shut down as a result... no fucking clue when I get to go back to work). I'm already hot and sweaty in that damn facility and I know the fucking piece of shit is going to constantly fog up my fucking glasses, god fucking dammit. I don't know if you ever wear glasses, but if you don't, you have no idea how annoying it is when you're wearing something on your face that causes your glasses to fog up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 6 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I hate that shit. It's really gonna suck when my work opens back up (we should be running, as we're an essential business, BUT there was a fire a couple weeks ago and the building's been shut down as a result... no fucking clue when I get to go back to work). I'm already hot and sweaty in that damn facility and I know the fucking piece of shit is going to constantly fog up my fucking glasses, god fucking dammit. I don't know if you ever wear glasses, but if you don't, you have no idea how annoying it is when you're wearing something on your face that causes your glasses to fog up. Damn. That's a whole lotta dimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 9 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Damn. That's a whole lotta dimp .........What does dimp mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: .........What does dimp mean? Idk... it's from super troopers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted April 24, 2020 Author Share Posted April 24, 2020 10 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: Idk... it's from super troopers Does that look like spit? Fuck it, I'm eating it anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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