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-They closed down the gyms today. I demanded they be re-opened but they hahahahahahaha jk I bought a ton o booze 

-I took enough liquids and herbs to insure that my body was not suitable for viral infestation

-Spent thirty minutes putting pressure on my thumb because the blood moving under the nail looked like a lava lamp

-Watched Natural Born Killers 

-Took more herbs as I was left disconcerted by the movie and thought this would help.............it didn't 

-Paranoid, I took a bath to sooth myself..........The walls were closing in, I thought I was going to die

-took a short nap......woke up six hours later

 

Quarantine is fun guys ! :RoboTeeth:

 

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NaBarney Monster Mutant

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Day 1- all the bars are closed. Looks like I'll be getting about six hours a week at work. Hoping they'll keep the buses running. Not sure what I'll do if this goes on for too long, right now just getting drunk and high

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23 minutes ago, Nablotson said:

Day 1- all the bars are closed. Looks like I'll be getting about six hours a week at work. Hoping they'll keep the buses running. Not sure what I'll do if this goes on for too long, right now just getting drunk and high

i'm gonna miss you 

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cyberbully Monster Mutant

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Just now, Mix said:

nah, just dickin' around....

It seems I have lost all sense of humor.....That's strike 2 for me on mix tales that I took seriously for some odd reason.

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22 minutes ago, Poof said:

Day 1 - haven't run out of weed yet

memba the days when the shit was illegal and every now and then all the dealers would run out and you'd call everyone you knew like it was the end of the world

simpler times, them was

 

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1 minute ago, Mix said:

memba the days when the shit was illegal and every now and then all the dealers would run out and you'd call everyone you knew like it was the end of the world

simpler times, them was

 

Still the reality in red states! We still have droughts, it's crazy

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2 minutes ago, cyberbully said:

It seems I have lost all sense of humor.....That's strike 2 for me on mix tales that I took seriously for some odd reason.

never take me seriously

I'm a guy who made a list of jokes as options of things to say as I lay dying

I'm a guy who pretended to be deaf or blind for the entire first day of every new school I attended (5, 6 if we're counting highschool)

I'm a guy who got his dick pierced for a joke.........turns out the joke was on me 

I'm a guy who is actually a girl.....i'm a girl.....I've been lying to you all for years.....why.....why not

I'm a guy who just lied to you

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Mix Monster Mutant

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12 minutes ago, helpme said:

Work is closed for 14 days 

I'm literally out of a job and unemployment site is crashing under the pressure of applicants 

I don't know if you have connections, but this is the time to start selling weed

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10 minutes ago, Nablotson said:

Still the reality in red states! We still have droughts, it's crazy

shhhh, it's not going to be long now 😢

 

 

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1 minute ago, CAC said:

I wish I had beer, sigh...

I got plenty, brother.....come on over and throw back a few with me

 

All offers subject to strict blood, urine, stool, and saliva testing. 48 hour quarantine mandatory. Strip search and cavity search mandatory. Tracking chip installation mandatory. Side effects of tracking chip may include, but are not limited to headaches, nose bleeds, sleep walking, sleep running, sleep driving, sleep cooking, sleep eating, sleep murder. 

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1 hour ago, Mix said:

I got plenty, brother.....come on over and throw back a few with me

 

All offers subject to strict blood, urine, stool, and saliva testing. 48 hour quarantine mandatory. Strip search and cavity search mandatory. Tracking chip installation mandatory. Side effects of tracking chip may include, but are not limited to headaches, nose bleeds, sleep walking, sleep running, sleep driving, sleep cooking, sleep eating, sleep murder. 

Sure!

Also, sleep running is a plus, I need to lose weight.

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2 hours ago, Mix said:

memba the days when the shit was illegal and every now and then all the dealers would run out and you'd call everyone you knew like it was the end of the world

simpler times, them was

 

somebody always has something

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7 minutes ago, helpme said:

Connections? 

Weed is legal here

this is the one situation where that's actually bad news....you can't compete with the dispensaries 

welp, plan B.....you're going to have to do some cam work

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10 minutes ago, Poof said:

somebody always has something

yeah, and that something was not weed and maybe probably could possibly have you on top of a Wendy's roof showing all god's creatures your money maker

 

simpler times, them was -_-

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14 minutes ago, Mix said:

this is the one situation where that's actually bad news....you can't compete with the dispensaries 

welp, plan B.....you're going to have to do some cam work

I'll just go back to retail since they're hiring temp workers 

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17 minutes ago, Mix said:

yeah, and that something was not weed and maybe probably could possibly have you on top of a Wendy's roof showing all god's creatures your money maker

 

simpler times, them was -_-

you have to take that risk

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2 hours ago, Mix said:

memba the days when the shit was illegal and every now and then all the dealers would run out and you'd call everyone you knew like it was the end of the world

simpler times, them was

 

 

I member in College it was all schwag and we'd get excited if it had a lot of red hairs in it

Then one day a guy charged us way more than normal and the shit was blue, we smoked the normal amount and to this day I'm convinced an Alien spoke to me telepathically for at least 3 hours

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9 minutes ago, molarbear said:

 

I member in College it was all schwag and we'd get excited if it had a lot of red hairs in it

Then one day a guy charged us way more than normal and the shit was blue, we smoked the normal amount and to this day I'm convinced an Alien spoke to me telepathically for at least 3 hours

Them.wuz.the.dayz

The first time I had sour diesel I thought I was time traveling xD

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8 hours ago, molarbear said:

 

I member in College it was all schwag and we'd get excited if it had a lot of red hairs in it

Then one day a guy charged us way more than normal and the shit was blue, we smoked the normal amount and to this day I'm convinced an Alien spoke to me telepathically for at least 3 hours

.....You are way cooler than I thought.  Why did I think you were like mormon or some shit.

Mix Monster Mutant

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34 minutes ago, HardcoreHunter said:

I had to settle for rye bread instead of marble rye bread at the store. This will be a piss poor Ruben tonight will be the true tragedy of this that I'll tell people about years from now.  

I can see it now.....years down the road.....as the reavers turn your body on a spit.....

 

You: Marble rye bread is what you want. 

Reavers: ???

You: Especially for the thigh meat.

Reavers: ???

You: I remember once when I had to settle for rye bread. Ruined everything

Reavers: ???

 

Reaver 1: What's rye bread?

Reaver 2: I think there's a guy named Ryan in the pen

Reaver 1: Go make bread out of him

Reaver 2: ok.........what's bread?

Reaver 1: Ask him then make it out of him

Reaver 2: Good plan. That's why you're reaver one. You got the brains.

Reaver 1: I just wish I had some fava beans and a nice chianti to enjoy them with.

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Mix Monster Mutant

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6 minutes ago, Mewn said:

Herbs 😆

Y'all acting like you can't workout in your house and need to be out 24/7. 

Uh, excuse me, madame....I don't go to the gym to work out,  I go there to check out jangly booties while I sit on an exercise bike I splashed water on to make it look like I'm sweating

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11 minutes ago, Mix said:

Uh, excuse me, madame....I don't go to the gym to work out,  I go there to check out jangly booties while I sit on an exercise bike I splashed water on to make it look like I'm sweating

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I'm sure there's something like this on the internet somewhere.

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27 minutes ago, Mewn said:

😆

I'm sure there's something like this on the internet somewhere.

OK, so I took your advise and went looking.....and......well.......I'm on a watch list now 😔

 

I'm not allowed within 500 yards of an exercise bike

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Mix Monster Mutant

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First it was Eat, Pray, Love....Now it's Eat, Drink Piss....The Indian Tourism Board is losing its touch 

 

 

I like that joke better.....let's go with that one....what...the speech to text is what.....SHIT!

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33 minutes ago, Cau said:

Why are you in quarantine, is something going on?

No.....I mean I sneezed last week, but aside from that i'm fine

Why, were you worried about me?

:x

 

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8 minutes ago, Mix said:

No.....I mean I sneezed last week, but aside from that i'm fine

Why, were you worried about me?

:x

 

The joke was that I was pretending to not know the virus was a thing.

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Just now, Cau said:

The joke was that I was pretending to not know the virus was a thing.

Nah, you were worried 'bout meh......cause ya luv meh 😝

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I think it's only beginning to actually take root here.. The metropolitan area closest to me just now has a few confirmed cases, but the way people are probably ill equipped for this sort of thing here could effect the level of danger.. 

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