avec Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 What would be a good line of products for a brand called Bathe in My Broth? *minutes later Baby Shart, doo doo doo doo doo doo 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 genius! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neko Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 Roller skating cacti 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 "The name Cheerios implies the existence of a large Cherri." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 No shaking hands and hugging in church ..... sounds like the best time to go 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 "Why does the drain make slurpy noises, but the toilet doesn't?" "Why does my dead skin not reveal itself? I'm shedding, SHOW YOURSELF DAMMIT." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 How fast should I wash this.....TOOOOOOOOOOO FAST! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 "This is a shower......but it's not golden. It's....aluminum....but why doesn't rabies come out?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LytKing Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Shower thoughts belong on Reddit. Seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted March 14, 2020 Author Share Posted March 14, 2020 1 hour ago, LytKing said: Shower thoughts belong on Reddit. Seriously. K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LytKing Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 1 minute ago, avec said: K I know. It's a shower-adjacent thought. I thought of it on the shitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Why did it take me until my adulthood to realize the white spots on the side of killer whales faces are not their eyes Jesus I'm dumb XD 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LytKing Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 6 minutes ago, Vamped said: I'm dumb You said it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Seriously... their little beady eyes makes them look mischievous. Atleast Gang Orca has eyes in his eyespots ... like I feel they should be ..... >.> or is it like permanent orca eye shadow Thus concludes the weekend edition of In the Shower with Vamped. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted March 14, 2020 Author Share Posted March 14, 2020 1 hour ago, Vamped said: Seriously... their little beady eyes makes them look mischievous. Atleast Gang Orca has eyes in his eyespots ... like I feel they should be ..... >.> or is it like permanent orca eye shadow Thus concludes the weekend edition of In the Shower with Vamped. Vamped comin with the real questions and thoughts to ponder 🤣🤣😂 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 “Why do they call them sneakers if they make so much noise on the basketball court?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LytKing Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 2 hours ago, lupin_bebop said: “Why do they call them sneakers if they make so much noise on the basketball court?” Because they're actually called trainers and all Americans are dumb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted March 15, 2020 Author Share Posted March 15, 2020 2 hours ago, helpme said: "Aqua pencil" Thats my dildo's name 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 2 hours ago, helpme said: I like how the pencil even has an eraser. Im just imagining the effort in erasing a shower message Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 (edited) I saw a movie once where someone sexualized a bath bomb as they attempted to use its bubbles to masterbate....I have bath bombs and they weak as fuck how the hell you gonna get off on that? Also....gross...... moments later *dancing while massaging conditioner out of my hair* Edited March 15, 2020 by Still Me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 I (kinda) know what an iron lung is, but what the hell is an aqua lung? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 A shower made of gold would suck. Especially if you fell in that bitch. How do you recover from that? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TacoTuesday Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted March 16, 2020 Author Share Posted March 16, 2020 3 hours ago, TacoTuesday said: https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/ Can't let it go, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 What even is sex? I like you so much I wanna jam my genitals into your genitals and see what happens? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 The tallest person in the world has experienced physically what it's like to be the same height as every other human being alive. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 6 hours ago, Vamped said: What even is sex? I like you so much I wanna jam my genitals into your genitals and see what happens? If you are male, that would be you thought, yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 (edited) Fuck coronavirus. Something with that weak of a name doesn't deserve the attention. If it was called Mega-Poop-Insta-Death, I bet I could take it more seriously. Then, all the TP purchases would MEAN something. Fuck, I hate white people. You ruin everything. Edited March 16, 2020 by lupin_bebop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 10 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: If you are male, that would be you thought, yes. Also kissing. Its kinda gross when I try and think about it objectively. Like .... why do we do this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted March 16, 2020 Author Share Posted March 16, 2020 12 minutes ago, Vamped said: Also kissing. Its kinda gross when I try and think about it objectively. Like .... why do we do this? To inflame our hoo-has and penpens and squiggle out a diddle. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, avec said: To inflame our hoo-has and penpens and squiggle out a diddle. Inflame doesnt sound quite as romantic as Id like it to when discussing cooters and penors XD Edited March 16, 2020 by Vamped 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Vamped said: Also kissing. Its kinda gross when I try and think about it objectively. Like .... why do we do this? I have been sooooo lucky that I think every woman since college has felt exactly the way I do about this. Besides a goodbye peck, you can keep that making out shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 4 minutes ago, cyberbully said: I have been sooooo lucky that I think every woman since college has felt exactly the way I do about this. Besides a goodbye peck, you can keep that making out shit. Not to mention all girls you kiss at this point have had dick(s) in their mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Just now, Sawdamizer said: Not to mention all girls you kiss at this point have had dick(s) in their mouth Well, as much as I hate kissing, I still eat pussy.....soooooo, I mean what game are we really playing here. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 2 hours ago, Vamped said: Also kissing. Its kinda gross when I try and think about it objectively. Like .... why do we do this? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, discolemonade said: This is how it looks and feels to me when Im not already aroused. Like ... whaaat are we doing!?! Its like watching porn after you masturbated and thinking ... well that is no way to treat a lady Edited March 16, 2020 by Vamped 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 so, we have fire ant hills all over the place, i like to kick them, watch them all scramble. then i thought....can you imagine, living your life like it's a black friday walmart, everyday all day 'hey joe, can you get your ass our of my face' 'yeah frank, i would, but george's foot is in my eye' and those nurse ants, carrying all the larva, just screaming 'EXCUSE ME! GET OUT OF THE WAY! PRECIOUS CARGO! MAKE A HOLE' like 82 ant nurses screaming to get through. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 or bees... ever watch a bee in a flower? they get in there...and their little front hands all rubbing the pollen in their face, and rubbing all over. now...imagine eating spaghetti...like a bee. yeah....now you see it. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Who was the first of our ancestors to go "What if I ate the thing that chicken just pooped out?" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 9 hours ago, Vamped said: Also kissing. Its kinda gross when I try and think about it objectively. Like .... why do we do this? Because things come out that feel good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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