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I was just given 30 reapers and told to make a hot salsa


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Posted
1 hour ago, Ric said:

Was this a birthday gift, why are being told what to do with them?

I'm working in a restaurant and the owner wants to see how hot is too hot

 

It burnt everything dicing it up and burnt even more mixing it and washing the big bowl

 

I seriously hope this burns a hole thru that bucket 

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Posted (edited)
24 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

They were trying to see just how stupid he was

You would think his boss would know better...

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Posted
3 hours ago, André Toulon said:

They were trying to see just how stupid he was

Or how much of a chump.  Chumps are amiable imo tho.

Posted
4 minutes ago, Vela said:

Or how much of a chump.  Chumps are amiable imo tho.

Don't get me wrong, I like ol' Helppo....But I dunno, everything he posts reminds me that he was trying to electrocute mice in his home.  And no, this doesn't really come from an animal rights angle, because fuck non-domesticated rodents.....But really from what kind of mind gravitates to that solution.

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Posted (edited)
14 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

he was trying to electrocute mice in his home.  .....But really from what kind of mind gravitates to that solution.

 

I mean from that description alone it sounds like the mad-scientist kind...Related image

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But I think I see where you're coming from.

Related image  😳

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Posted
3 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

Is helps dumb? Is helps insane? Does it even matter?

 

Image result for fuck if I know gif My schematics on him kinda loopdeeloop.  

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said:

I think you'll be okay. Just make sure you have enough milk on hand to counteract the burn.

Oh gosh, I hope nobody's forcing him to eat the stuff...

Posted
8 hours ago, Vela said:

Oh gosh, I hope nobody's forcing him to eat the stuff...

I didn't eat it the owner did after I added some vinegar and olive oil to it

 

milk couldn't save him from that heat 

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Posted
1 hour ago, helpme said:

I didn't eat it the owner did after I added some vinegar and olive oil to it

 

milk couldn't save him from that heat 

No remorse for him, his own idea.

Posted (edited)
5 minutes ago, helpme said:

The oil alone makes a coat to prevent the milk from working

Oh jeez this sounds horrifying, oily reoccurring nightmare fire.

Edited by Vela
or should I say 'repeating'
Posted

My recommendation:

Get some goggles/gas mask and some gloves.

  1. Make sure you have the peppers ready and fresh
  2. Start the grill, get it nice and warm
  3. Sweat the peppers (basically grilling them lightly, but not cooking them)
  4.  
  5. Dice them for the salsa. Here is a simple recipe for a salsa with that pepper.
  6. Repeat as needed.

PROTIP: DO NOT TOUCH YOUR EYES, NOSE, MOUTH, OR GENITALIA DURING THIS PROCESS. NO QUESTIONS

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