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When the guy holds his hands behind his back like a schoolboy or somethinig grab fistfulls of hair man wtf suspension of disbelief is out the window

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M mom walks in...I dunno...What is this thread. 

I don't ever need more than 2-4 minutes of porn.  You're doing it wrong I think.  Porn is just a means to an end, and as quickly as possible......I'll never understand getting into porn at a capacity that it needs to be entertaining.

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When the dude starts overacting. Whether it’s overly loud orgasm grunts, the guy choking and slapping the woman, or dirty talk like “ARRGH SUCK THAT DICK SLUT! OOOOHHH SHIT! FFFFFAHCK!”, all of it is really corny. For all intents and purposes, I’m jacking it to the lady, not The Joey Dickbutt Show.

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5 minutes ago, Sho Minamimoto said:

LOL, y'all need to have sex....Porn isn't this serious.

I spend more like looking for a porn I actually want to watch then watching the porn. Then when I find it.  I have to finish it. I never understand how people fap while watching it. 

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Just now, Vamped said:

I spend more like looking for a porn I actually want to watch then watching the porn. Then when I find it.  I have to finish it. I never understand how people fap while watching it. 

Weirdest.....post....ever.

If I'm gonna fap, I usually start before the video finishes buffering and I'm done before the moaning starts.  I guess I just like the fact that masturbating doesn't mean I have to impress anyone....Just shoot it in the toilet and go to sleep.

 

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4 minutes ago, Vamped said:

I spend more like looking for a porn I actually want to watch then watching the porn. Then when I find it.  I have to finish it. I never understand how people fap while watching it. 

Huh? I thought that was the purpose of porn... 

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1 minute ago, Sho Minamimoto said:

Weirdest.....post....ever.

If I'm gonna fap, I usually start before the video finishes buffering and I'm done before the moaning starts.  I guess I just like the fact that masturbating doesn't mean I have to impress anyone....Just shoot it in the toilet and go to sleep.

 

I sleep with a guy who masturbates for hours and hours before he brings himself to climax. He has endless stamina in the sheets and fucks for hours reaching all imaginable angles and corners of my pussy. Great sex.

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2 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

I sleep with a guy who masturbates for hours and hours before he brings himself to climax. He has endless stamina in the sheets and fucks for hours reaching all imaginable angles and corners of my pussy. Great sex.

Is he gay?

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4 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

I sleep with a guy who masturbates for hours and hours before he brings himself to climax. He has endless stamina in the sheets and fucks for hours reaching all imaginable angles and corners of my pussy. Great sex.

You need to stop posting right after I eat lunch.

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32 minutes ago, Sho Minamimoto said:

Weirdest.....post....ever.

If I'm gonna fap, I usually start before the video finishes buffering and I'm done before the moaning starts.  I guess I just like the fact that masturbating doesn't mean I have to impress anyone....Just shoot it in the toilet and go to sleep.

 

Dunno it feels weird to me. I have to finish it and then I fap to the best parts in my memories 

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Anything indicating the woman is not 110% invested in it, from sounding like she's crying/actually crying to just being apathetic about the whole situation.  It's why I like Ava Devine.  Well, the fact that she's so hyped to fuck and also because her massive boobs.

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2 hours ago, fuggstop said:

I sleep with a guy who masturbates for hours and hours before he brings himself to climax. He has endless stamina in the sheets and fucks for hours reaching all imaginable angles and corners of my pussy. Great sex.

LOL, this is not how masturbation should ever work.....Why would I spend hours getting myself off....I have jacked off, didn't nut and quit because fuck wasting my time.....This makes no sense.  Am I trying to prove to myself that an can hold my nut.  That's stupid, this is stupid.

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7 minutes ago, Lytbryt said:

He sound like he ripping off Chappelle jokes

I will say now that im older i more lean to getting it over with and he be hurting me lol i like to go home and finish myself off. I cum buckets when im on my own after sex (tmi? Dun care)

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6 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

One pump chump.

You are an idiot that can't read.

But yeah....We saw your sexy texts where the dude showed up at 10:15 and was texting you at 10:45 saying he had fun.

Then MH saying he was on the way at 11am  and sending his swansong at 11:30 am.....Good times. 

 

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3 minutes ago, Sho Minamimoto said:

You are an idiot that can't read.

But yeah....We saw your sexy texts where the dude showed up at 10:15 and was texting you at 10:45 saying he had fun.

Then MH saying he was on the way at 11am  and sending his swansong at 11:30 am.....Good times. 

 

Wrong..at the very least 45 mins

But mh can fuck for hours too..when he has the time

He had to go back to work

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9 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

Wrong..at the very least 45 mins

But mh can fuck for hours too..when he has the time

He had to go back to work

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I'll never understand bragging about being a whore.

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3 hours ago, Vamped said:

I need there to be a basic story can't just start balls deep

I mean I appreciate a narrative but if they just kick the door in like BAM WE IN THIS BITCH then I accept that, too. 

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3 minutes ago, GunStarHero said:

I mean I appreciate a narrative but if they just kick the door in like BAM WE IN THIS BITCH then I accept that, too. 

I need a story too or at least a taboo dirty precedent...like an old guy banging an innocent student or im just not interested 

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47 minutes ago, Azalar Hex said:

Man-ass.  Good for you, dude.  You're up in there.  I'm not here to jerk it to your sack dangling under your hairy asshole.

I dont think Ive ever seen pubic hair on the dudes XD

Or noticed it 

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