Lytbryt Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 When the guy holds his hands behind his back like a schoolboy or somethinig grab fistfulls of hair man wtf suspension of disbelief is out the window Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 I will stop watching a pr0ns so fast if they go right to fucking after the girl sucks him off and the guy doesn't do oral too! Pet peeve! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 M mom walks in...I dunno...What is this thread. I don't ever need more than 2-4 minutes of porn. You're doing it wrong I think. Porn is just a means to an end, and as quickly as possible......I'll never understand getting into porn at a capacity that it needs to be entertaining. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 One pump chump 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 I need there to be a basic story can't just start balls deep 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 When the dude starts overacting. Whether it’s overly loud orgasm grunts, the guy choking and slapping the woman, or dirty talk like “ARRGH SUCK THAT DICK SLUT! OOOOHHH SHIT! FFFFFAHCK!”, all of it is really corny. For all intents and purposes, I’m jacking it to the lady, not The Joey Dickbutt Show. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 LOL, y'all need to have sex....Porn isn't this serious. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 5 minutes ago, Sho Minamimoto said: LOL, y'all need to have sex....Porn isn't this serious. I spend more like looking for a porn I actually want to watch then watching the porn. Then when I find it. I have to finish it. I never understand how people fap while watching it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Just now, Vamped said: I spend more like looking for a porn I actually want to watch then watching the porn. Then when I find it. I have to finish it. I never understand how people fap while watching it. Weirdest.....post....ever. If I'm gonna fap, I usually start before the video finishes buffering and I'm done before the moaning starts. I guess I just like the fact that masturbating doesn't mean I have to impress anyone....Just shoot it in the toilet and go to sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 4 minutes ago, Vamped said: I spend more like looking for a porn I actually want to watch then watching the porn. Then when I find it. I have to finish it. I never understand how people fap while watching it. Huh? I thought that was the purpose of porn... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 1 minute ago, Sho Minamimoto said: Weirdest.....post....ever. If I'm gonna fap, I usually start before the video finishes buffering and I'm done before the moaning starts. I guess I just like the fact that masturbating doesn't mean I have to impress anyone....Just shoot it in the toilet and go to sleep. I sleep with a guy who masturbates for hours and hours before he brings himself to climax. He has endless stamina in the sheets and fucks for hours reaching all imaginable angles and corners of my pussy. Great sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, fuggstop said: I sleep with a guy who masturbates for hours and hours before he brings himself to climax. He has endless stamina in the sheets and fucks for hours reaching all imaginable angles and corners of my pussy. Great sex. Is he gay? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 The guy not ejaculating immediately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 4 minutes ago, fuggstop said: I sleep with a guy who masturbates for hours and hours before he brings himself to climax. He has endless stamina in the sheets and fucks for hours reaching all imaginable angles and corners of my pussy. Great sex. You need to stop posting right after I eat lunch. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 32 minutes ago, Sho Minamimoto said: Weirdest.....post....ever. If I'm gonna fap, I usually start before the video finishes buffering and I'm done before the moaning starts. I guess I just like the fact that masturbating doesn't mean I have to impress anyone....Just shoot it in the toilet and go to sleep. Dunno it feels weird to me. I have to finish it and then I fap to the best parts in my memories 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 31 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Is he gay? Definitely not. Crazy abt women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Anything indicating the woman is not 110% invested in it, from sounding like she's crying/actually crying to just being apathetic about the whole situation. It's why I like Ava Devine. Well, the fact that she's so hyped to fuck and also because her massive boobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 2 hours ago, fuggstop said: I sleep with a guy who masturbates for hours and hours before he brings himself to climax. He has endless stamina in the sheets and fucks for hours reaching all imaginable angles and corners of my pussy. Great sex. LOL, this is not how masturbation should ever work.....Why would I spend hours getting myself off....I have jacked off, didn't nut and quit because fuck wasting my time.....This makes no sense. Am I trying to prove to myself that an can hold my nut. That's stupid, this is stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 One pump chump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lytbryt Posted October 4, 2019 Author Share Posted October 4, 2019 He sound like he ripping off Chappelle jokes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Lytbryt said: He sound like he ripping off Chappelle jokes I will say now that im older i more lean to getting it over with and he be hurting me lol i like to go home and finish myself off. I cum buckets when im on my own after sex (tmi? Dun care) Edited October 4, 2019 by fuggstop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 6 minutes ago, fuggstop said: One pump chump. You are an idiot that can't read. But yeah....We saw your sexy texts where the dude showed up at 10:15 and was texting you at 10:45 saying he had fun. Then MH saying he was on the way at 11am and sending his swansong at 11:30 am.....Good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 1 hour ago, Vamped said: Dunno it feels weird to me. I have to finish it and then I fap to the best parts in my memories LOL, women are stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 3 minutes ago, Sho Minamimoto said: You are an idiot that can't read. But yeah....We saw your sexy texts where the dude showed up at 10:15 and was texting you at 10:45 saying he had fun. Then MH saying he was on the way at 11am and sending his swansong at 11:30 am.....Good times. Wrong..at the very least 45 mins But mh can fuck for hours too..when he has the time He had to go back to work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 9 minutes ago, fuggstop said: Wrong..at the very least 45 mins But mh can fuck for hours too..when he has the time He had to go back to work I'll never understand bragging about being a whore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, Greeny said: I'll never understand bragging about being a whore. And ill never understand slut shaming while being repulsive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 3 hours ago, Vamped said: I need there to be a basic story can't just start balls deep I mean I appreciate a narrative but if they just kick the door in like BAM WE IN THIS BITCH then I accept that, too. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 10 minutes ago, fuggstop said: And ill never understand slut shaming while being repulsive Like you have standards. 🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Just now, Greeny said: Like you have standards. 🤣 Haven't posted a gross looking dude yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 3 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: I mean I appreciate a narrative but if they just kick the door in like BAM WE IN THIS BITCH then I accept that, too. I need a story too or at least a taboo dirty precedent...like an old guy banging an innocent student or im just not interested Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 1 minute ago, fuggstop said: Haven't posted a gross looking dude yet Debatable at best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Maybe I should put more effort into my porn watching, just think I could be the next David Carradine. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, Greeny said: Debatable at best. Tell me when i post a neckbeard and say im fucking him lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalar Hex Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Man-ass. Good for you, dude. You're up in there. I'm not here to jerk it to your sack dangling under your hairy asshole. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 47 minutes ago, Azalar Hex said: Man-ass. Good for you, dude. You're up in there. I'm not here to jerk it to your sack dangling under your hairy asshole. I dont think Ive ever seen pubic hair on the dudes XD Or noticed it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panic Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 black guys old people women who look like my sister more than 8 midgets mason jars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 1 hour ago, panic said: black guys old people women who look like my sister more than 8 midgets mason jars tooting the horn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 Women who look like panic's sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 women who look like panic's sister tooting the horn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 What does his sister look like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 When the tentacle monster talks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 When the video has no sound. It could be the hottest thing visually, but if there's no sound, it's hard to get into it. Music completely covering the sounds of the performer(s) also sucks too, but it's not as automatic a boner killer as no sound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 11 hours ago, InsaneFox said: What does his sister look like? Like this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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